| Thunderthighs | 1217 |
| Garbage | 767 |
| Rambo | 750 |
| Ryde | 700 |
| Pete the Pilot | 657 |
| Lofty | 654 |
| Please Sir | 571 |
| Marxist | 560 |
| Gromit | 537 |
| Mick Mac | 485 |
| KC | 481 |
| Postie | 472 |
| Prince | 457 |
| Boggers | 444 |
| Pope | 438 |
| Kaffir | 428 |
| Unacceptable | 409 |
| Bubbles | 389 |
| Peacemaker | 368 |
| Knickers | 362 |
| Boy from Brazil | 327 |
| Tablewhine | 314 |
| Hooray | 305 |
| Banker | 304 |
| Doner Kebab/Taxidermist | 300 |
| Trigamist | 293 |
| Wee Bev | 293 |
| Mickey (the dog) | 291 |
| Eric Sutherland | 281 |
| Hairy Fairy | 280 |
| Last Tango | 270 |
| Ratshit | 266 |
| 'arold | 265 |
| Pickled Fart | 263 |
| Menstrual | 262 |
| Screwloose | 255 |
| Nookie | 252 |
| Bowballs | 243 |
| Umlout (Wolfgang) | 237 |
| Robocop | 234 |
| Souflait | 233 |
| Eagermount | 216 |
| LeVoisin | 216 |
| Monsieur Le Merde | 214 |
| Rent Boy | 212 |
| Nick the Greek | 211 |
| Titanic Dickhead | 204 |
| Janni the Nanny/Dunny Penny | 203 |
| Forget me not | 185 |
| Banshee | 176 |
| More on | 176 |
| Snow White | 176 |
| Standin Shit | 168 |
| 2AM | 166 |
| Periodical | 166 |
| Martian Matron | 153 |
| Charlatan | 150 |
| Drainoil | 148 |
| Splash | 148 |
| Daffy Dildo | 147 |
| Triple Dick | 146 |
| Twiglet | 144 |
| Screw Bear | 143 |
| Action Man | 136 |
| Smash'em | 135 |
| Testiculator | 134 |
| Hard Core Bomber | 133 |
| Jilted Jugs | 130 |
| Double Entry | 128 |
| Philphy | 128 |
| Knockers | 124 |
| Scarface | 123 |
| Scarlett | 120 |
| Spoilt Bastard | 120 |
| Femidom | 116 |
| Hard On | 116 |
| Fireball | 115 |
| Fat Bastard | 108 |
| Sucker the Fucker | 107 |
| Geriatric/Lord Lucan | 106 |
| Mad Cow | 106 |
| Condom | 104 |
| Airhead | 103 |
| Crystal Balls | 98 |
| Saudi | 97 |
| Bulldozer | 92 |
| Hijacker | 89 |
| Digit Digester | 87 |
| Nickers (Red Hot) | 87 |
| Boy Blunder | 86 |
| Born again | 82 |
| Houdini | 81 |
| Cockney (Wisconsin) | 80 |
| Looberty | 78 |
| Butt Plug | 75 |
| Call Girl | 75 |
| Hot and Delicious | 75 |
| Limpet | 75 |
| Caboose | 74 |
| Billy the Fish | 72 |
| Dirty Harry | 69 |
| Bhopal | 65 |
| Windmill | 65 |
| Teapot | 63 |
| Not Out | 62 |
| Leg over | 61 |
| Bonnie | 59 |
| Coming Twice | 59 |
| Domesticator | 58 |
| Pecker | 57 |
| Pooh Hole | 57 |
| Psychodelic | 57 |
| Fag End | 55 |
| Pigshit | 55 |
| Takobelle | 55 |
| White Trash | 55 |
| Called Away | 54 |
| Footloose | 54 |
| Hands On | 54 |
| Black Hole | 53 |
| Love Seat | 52 |
| Marchioness | 51 |
| Slug | 51 |
| Eileen Critchely | 50 |
| Turd Man | 49 |
| Three Times | 47 |
| VIB | 47 |
| Linford | 45 |
| Man Magnet (M&M) | 45 |
| Rhino | 44 |
| Yorky Porky | 42 |
| Meal Ticket (1983-7) | 41 |
| Postcard | 41 |
| F.a. D | 39 |
| Smartarse | 39 |
| Suntory Road | 39 |
| Motor Mouth | 38 |
| Queen Viper | 38 |
| Rolls Royce | 38 |
| Flybynyt | 37 |
| Lazy Bitch | 37 |
| Skylark | 37 |
| Half Cock | 36 |
| Jaywax | 36 |
| Sleek Cheeks (NYC and X-LH3) | 35 |
| Dill bitch | 34 |
| Keeps it up/Sheeps it up | 34 |
| TC | 34 |
| John Major | 33 |
| King | 33 |
| Beer Banger | 32 |
| DOA | 31 |
| Titty Twinkles | 31 |
| Anal Condom | 30 |
| Blowjob | 30 |
| Hip Hop | 30 |
| Lilly Von Stoop | 30 |
| Allan Who (Rusty Knob) | 29 |
| Rox Off | 29 |
| Shampoo | 29 |
| Tight Arse | 29 |
| Skip | 28 |
| Beach Bum | 27 |
| Olymprick | 27 |
| Twin Peaks | 27 |
| Nice Butt | 26 |
| Toulouse le Trail | 26 |
| Comes Occasionally | 25 |
| Country Bumpkin | 25 |
| Daffy | 25 |
| Ship of the Desert | 25 |
| Bonk the Builder | 24 |
| Chogm (Klas Buring) | 24 |
| Budapest BF | 23 |
| Cyst Pit | 23 |
| Egg & Bacon Pie | 23 |
| Steamer | 23 |
| Abba | 22 |
| Gaylick | 22 |
| Nice Beaver | 22 |
| No Nix | 22 |
| Pinkie | 22 |
| Plastered | 22 |
| Saddlesniffer | 22 |
| Wild Bush | 22 |
| Baldrick | 21 |
| Cooch | 21 |
| Curly | 21 |
| Ice T | 21 |
| Pack Killer | 21 |
| Prick Tweezer | 21 |
| Chocolate Starfish | 20 |
| Efeb | 20 |
| Funky Gibbon | 20 |
| Halfway | 20 |
| Hemmingway | 20 |
| Junior | 20 |
| Mouthwash | 20 |
| Private Eye | 20 |
| Bear Behind | 19 |
| Comes Lately | 19 |
| Flash Git | 19 |
| Landfill | 19 |
| Skully | 19 |
| Five Year Old Shit | 18 |
| No Hands | 18 |
| Powder Puff | 18 |
| Rooster | 18 |
| Captain Titanic | 17 |
| Chipmonk | 17 |
| Guin-arse | 17 |
| Ollie North | 17 |
| Wanker | 17 |
| Bondage | 16 |
| Cheap Shit | 16 |
| Did in Dar | 16 |
| Gigo | 16 |
| Hummingbird | 16 |
| Little Hole | 16 |
| Man Pig | 16 |
| Mouldy all Night | 16 |
| Scrotum | 16 |
| Short Stop | 16 |
| Squashed Balls | 16 |
| Sweet Peacock | 16 |
| Wouldn't Chew | 16 |
| Cannonballs | 15 |
| Fetherlite | 15 |
| Ging Gang Goolie | 15 |
| Horrible | 15 |
| Mr X | 15 |
| Scud | 15 |
| Sonic | 15 |
| Stayover | 15 |
| Swallower | 15 |
| Tor | 15 |
| After Burns | 14 |
| Batgirl | 14 |
| Colegate | 14 |
| Drop 'Em (Howard Telford) | 14 |
| Foghorn | 14 |
| Hatman | 14 |
| Layby | 14 |
| Lonely | 14 |
| Popeye | 14 |
| Schnickers | 14 |
| Sperm Whale | 14 |
| Sudsy | 14 |
| Vomit | 14 |
| Aussie Bear | 13 |
| Bushtucker/Kerb Crawler | 13 |
| Harry Lime | 13 |
| Jerry Can | 13 |
| Lay me | 13 |
| Looeeze(My Little Pony) | 13 |
| Lucky | 13 |
| Lunchbox (Enfield) | 13 |
| Melons | 13 |
| Obnoxious | 13 |
| Off Roader | 13 |
| Sarah the snail | 13 |
| The Erector | 13 |
| Wacker | 13 |
| Callum | 12 |
| Davey Croquet | 12 |
| Fast Elvis | 12 |
| Full Term | 12 |
| Gatling Gob | 12 |
| Hyena | 12 |
| Macbeth | 12 |
| Mr Logic | 12 |
| Naughty Nympho | 12 |
| Numbskull | 12 |
| Owen Keyes-Evans | 12 |
| Road Kill | 12 |
| Shig Alert | 12 |
| Sleazy | 12 |
| Urine | 12 |
| Virgo (Leo) | 12 |
| Banana bobbit | 11 |
| Bang-Up | 11 |
| Banzai | 11 |
| Del Boy | 11 |
| Foot in Crutch (Hague H3) | 11 |
| Look if you Like | 11 |
| Oktoberfest Hooker | 11 |
| Penelope Pitstop | 11 |
| Puttain de Ritz | 11 |
| Radio Soap | 11 |
| Sthweetheart | 11 |
| Thatch | 11 |
| Wine Wine Wine | 11 |
| Brenda Hartigan | 10 |
| Cling On | 10 |
| Easy Rider | 10 |
| Maria Luiza | 10 |
| Mashed Potato | 10 |
| Physical Jerk | 10 |
| Pret a Changer | 10 |
| Pudwipe | 10 |
| Rampant Rabbit | 10 |
| Scottish Ambassador | 10 |
| Starlight Express | 10 |
| The Saint | 10 |
| Wheezer | 10 |
