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Martian Matron's Hash Runs 2015

 
Run
Date
Location
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Sun Dec 27th
Blood Stained Clothing and Going Commando
The Pack: Blood Stained Clothing, Going Commando, Anal Finger, Bear Behind, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Dusty Springbok, Finley Bird, Fran Frazer, Hands On, Its Fine Bos, Linford, Mark Proctor, Martian Matron, Mary Poppins, Me So Horny, Mick Mac, Miss Muffet, More On, Not Out, Sir Humpalot, Skylark, Vaginalis Snatch and Woof Woof Woof. Total 24.
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Sun Dec 20th
Martian Matron and More On
The Pack: Martian Matron, More On, 2AM, Alex Hales, All Fours, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Bronco Buster, Caboose, Call Girl, Chi Su, Chris Johnson, Crusty Nuts, Dingo, Eagermount, Foreskin, Fran Frazer, Freeloader, Fume Kobayashi, Going Commando, Hands On, Horrible, Houdini (R2D2), Its Fine Bos, K4, Kieran Kenny, Kiss My Arse, Knickers, Less-on (Stewart Morrison), Mad Cow, Mark Phipps, Mary Poppins, Mew Kobayashi, Michela Masciali, Mick Mac, Minge & Tonic, New Balls Please, Nutsucker, Orangutan, Pecker, Pope, Pyles, Rambo, Reach Around, Rox Off, Ryde, Ryu Kabayashi, Shin Kabayashi, Sir Humpalot, Skylark, Sloe Gin, Sparerib, Sperm Addict, Tablewhine, TBA, Testiculator, Vinh Tu, Wacker, William Morrison, Woof Woof Woof, Y-my-gay (Canada), Yorky Porky and 6 others. Total 68.
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Sat Dec 12th
The Coach and Horses at Barnes Bridge
Contour, Last Tango and Skylark
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, Skylark, 2AM, Bear Behind, Call Girl, Dunny Penny, Eagermount, Emma Hill, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Its Fine Bos, KC, Knickers, Martian Matron, Mary Poppins, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Optimist, Pete the Pilot, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Rent Boy, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Tablewhine, Testiculator, Thunderthighs and Y-my-gay (Canada). Total 32.
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Sat Dec 5th
T J Duffys at Northfields
Pope
The Pack: Pope, Beau Geste, Chi Su, Chocolate Starfish, Contour, Creme Brulee, Freeloader, Hedgehog, Indy Sent Exposure, Its Fine Bos, KC, Knickers, Last Tango, Little Pair, Lofty, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, More On, Optimist, Orangutan, Priti, Rambo, Ryde, Sparerib, Thunderthighs, Unacceptable, Whack Sabbath, Woof Woof Woof and Y-my-gay (Canada). Total 29.
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Sat Nov 14th
Ryde and Tablewhine
The Pack: Ryde, Tablewhine, 2AM, Action Man, Bonnie, Chi Su, Chocolate Starfish, Contour, Emma Hill, Hedgehog, Its Fine Bos, K4, KC, Knickers, Last Tango, Lofty, Martian Matron, Marxist, More On, Naughty Nympho, Not Out, Optimist, Pete the Pilot, Rambo, Screwloose, Short Cutter (Nigeria), Simples, Skylark, Tadpole, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Tramp on me, Unacceptable and Whack Sabbath. Total 34.
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Sat Nov 7th
The Magic Garden at Battersea Park
Contour and Last Tango
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, 3 Beers, Amy Pidwill, Bear Behind, Beau Geste, Bhopal, Boggers, Butt Plug, Caboose, Call Girl, Called Away, Car Say No, Chi Su, Claire Saunders, Freeloader, Goldilocks, Hedgehog, Houdini (R2D2), Knickers, Lay me, Lofty, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Murphys, Naughty Nympho, Optimist, Pete the Pilot, Phickle Fart, Psychodelic, Pyles, Rambo, Reach Around, Rent Boy, Ruth Mottershead, Ryde, Screwloose, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Skylark, Spongebob (CH3), Stretch, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Tramp on me, Urine, Whack Sabbath, Woof Woof Woof and Yorky Porky. Total 52.
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Sat Oct 31st
The Roebuck at Vauxhall
Boy Blunder
The Pack: Boy Blunder, 2AM, Andres Chau, Bear Behind, Beau Geste, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Call Girl, Chi Su, Contour, Crack, Daffy Dildo, Eagermount, Giving Head, Hands On, Its Fine Bos, K4, Katrina Rennison, KC, Last Tango, Little Bear, Lofty, Martian Matron, Marxist, Mary Poppins, Mick Mac, Miss Muffet, Missing Dick, Moby Dick, More On, Mouthwash, Not Out, Optimist, Pete the Pilot, Pope, Priti, Rambo, Reach Around, Ringpeace (MKH3), Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Screwloose, Scrumpy, Simply Red, Sir Humpalot, Skylark, Sparerib, Sperm Addict, Stretch, Tablewhine and Woof Woof Woof. Total 52.
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Sat Oct 3rd
The Bricklayers Arms at Putney Bridge
Contour and Last Tango
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, Bear Behind, Bhopal, Big Draws, Blood Stained Clothing, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Coitus Interruptus, Emma Hill, Erik Hinkman (Child), Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Horrible, Houdini (R2D2), Illegally Blonde, K4, Last Night, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More 4 Less, More On, Mouthwash, Oktoberfest Hooker, Pete the Pilot, Phickle Fart, Rambo, Scrumpy, Shitface Cockfaster, Testiculator, Thomas Hickman (Child), Thunderthighs and Whack Sabbath. Total 35.
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Mon Sep 7th
The Starting Gate at Wood Green
Thunderthighs
The Pack: Thunderthighs, 3 Beers, Big In Japan, Call Girl, Chi Su, Contour, Giving Head, Goldilocks, Hedgehog, Houdini (R2D2), Its Fine Bos, KC, Knickers, Last Tango, Little Pair, Lofty, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, More On, Mouthwash, Natasha Lane (CH3), Not Out, Rambo, Reach Around, Road Kill, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Screwloose, Skylark, SOUFFLE, Sparerib, Sperm Addict, Stop at My Sex Pit, Sweet Potatoes (CH3), Tablewhine and Wacker. Total 37.
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Mon Aug 31st
The Village Inn at Rayners Lane
Mad Cow
The Pack: Mad Cow, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Chi Su, Contour, Hands On, Hedgehog, Houdini (R2D2), Its Fine Bos, KC, Last Tango, Little Pair, Martian Matron, More On, Not Out, Pecker, Phil Harfield, Psychodelic, Rambo, Road Kill, Wacker and Whack Sabbath. Total 22.
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Mon Aug 24th
The Bedford at Balham
Reach Around
The Pack: Reach Around, 3 Beers, Beer Stalker, Caboose, Contour, Creme Brulee, Drainoil, Georgie Bendler, Ging Gang Goolie, Goldilocks, Grassy Arse, Its Fine Bos, Kenny, Last Tango, Martian Matron, Marxist, More On, Not Out, Phil Harfield, Pyles, Road Kill, Road Runner, Ryde, Skylark, Sock My Cock, Squirrel Banger, Stop at My Sex Pit, Tablewhine, Wacker and Weeny Schnitzel. Total 30.
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Sun Aug 16th
streatham
no hares
The Pack: , 3 Beers, Beau Geste, Bhopal, Bonnie, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Contour, Goldilocks, Horrible, Houdini (R2D2), Kenny, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, Naughty Nympho, Ryde and Skylark. Total 20.
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Sat Aug 15th
Ranworth
no hares
The Pack: , 3 Beers, Beau Geste, Bhopal, Bonnie, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Contour, Goldilocks, Horrible, Houdini (R2D2), Kenny, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, Naughty Nympho, Ryde and Skylark. Total 20.
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Mon Aug 3rd
Rent Boy
The Pack: Rent Boy, 3 Beers, Butt Plug, Caboose, Call Girl, Callie Murray (us), Canny Cant (qa), Contour, Drainoil, Dunny Penny, Goldilocks, Hedgehog, Houdini, Houdini (R2D2), Its Fine Bos, KC, Last Tango, Little Pair, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Mary Poppins, More On, Natasha Lane (CH3), Not Out, Peter Hill, Phickle Fart, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Skylark, Sperm Addict, Squirrel Banger, Sthweetheart, Sweet Potatoes (CH3), Tablewhine and Thunderthighs. Total 37.
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Mon Jul 27th
The Cock Tavern at Oxford Circus
Houdini
The Pack: Houdini, Action Man, Bashir Ahmed, Beer Stalker, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bonnie, Call Girl, Car Say No, Charlatan, Contour, Cumming Dear, Fuckin' Shakespeare, Goldilocks, Hands On, Hedgehog, Horrible, Houdini (R2D2), Its Fine Bos, KC, Knickers, Knockers, Last Tango, Little Pair, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, More On, Naughty Nympho, Not Out, Orangutan, Pecker, Pete the Pilot, Please Sir, Pyles, Reach Around, Road Kill, Robocop, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Skylark, SOUFFLE, Sparerib, Squirrel Banger, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Unacceptable, Wacker and 1 others. Total 48.
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Mon Jul 20th
The Kings Arms at Ealing Broadway
Ryde and Tablewhine
The Pack: Ryde, Tablewhine, 2AM, 3 Beers, Action Man, Beer Stalker, Big In Japan, Chi Su, Goldilocks, Hands On, Its Fine Bos, KC, Knickers, Lucky, Martian Matron, Mary Poppins, More On, Not Out, Orangutan, Phickle Fart, Rambo, Screwloose, Squirrel Banger and Yorky Porky. Total 24.
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Mon Jul 13th
Bushwacker (CH3)
The Pack: Bushwacker (CH3), 3 Beers, Beer Stalker, Bronco Buster, Chi Su, Contour, Donna Simmonds, Gobbler (Jakarta), Goldilocks, Huge Gash, Its Fine Bos, Last Tango, Legs (Oslo), Lucky, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Mary Poppins, More On, Muncher (Jakarta), Naughty Nympho, Not Out, Orangutan, Pete the Pilot, Pyles, Road Kill, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Screwloose, Shakesbeer, Sian Young, Skylark, Sock My Cock, Squirrel Banger, Stephanie Woodworth (CH3), Tablewhine, Telecom, Thunderthighs, Unacceptable, Wacker and Wrecking Ball. Total 40.
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Mon Jun 15th
The Adam and Eve at St James Park
Bonnie
The Pack: Bonnie, Beer Banger, Beer Stalker, Blood Stained Clothing, Captain Titanic, Chi Su, Contour, Cumming Dear, David Martin, Eagermount, Fucking Deephole, Going Commando, Hands On, Houdini (R2D2), Knickers, Last Tango, Laura Bishop, Legs (Oslo), Linford, Lofty, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, More On, Naughty Nympho, Norma Wisdom, Orangutan, Pete the Pilot, Phickle Fart, Please Sir, Pope, Rambo, Reach Around, Ryde, Scrumpy, Skylark, Slippery Cummer, Sparerib, Stop at My Sex Pit, Stopat, Tablewhine, Wacker, Weeny Schnitzel and William Margolis (us). Total 44.
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Mon May 25th
The Alwyne Castle at Highbury & Islington
3 Beers and Goldilocks
The Pack: 3 Beers, Goldilocks, Action Man, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Boy Blunder, Chi Su, Fat Bastard, Foreskin, Going Commando, Hands On, Knickers, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Mary Poppins, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Orangutan, Pete the Pilot, Pyles, Rambo, Roll Back, Ryde, Scrumpy, Skylark, Sleek Cheeks, Sparerib, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 33.
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Mon May 18th
The Duke on the Green at Parsons Green
Hedgehog
The Pack: Hedgehog, 3 Beers, Airhead, Beer Stalker, Black Hole, Car Say No, Chi Su, Contour, Eagermount, Golden Handshake, Goldilocks, Hide the Dragon (mz), Its Fine Bos, KC, Kebab (FUKFM), Knickers, Last Tango, Lofty, Martian Matron, Mary Poppins, More On, Not Out, Orangutan, Pete the Pilot, Powder Puff, Rambo, Road Kill, Ryde, Screwloose, Sleek Cheeks, Sparerib, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Wacker, Weeny Schnitzel and 2 others. Total 37.
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Sat Apr 18th
The Bricklayers Arms at Putney Bridge
Naughty Nympho
The Pack: Naughty Nympho, 2AM, 3 Beers, Action Man, Bhopal, Bonnie, Boy Blunder, Call Girl, Chi Su, Coitus Interruptus, Contour, Cumming Dear, Des Res, Eagermount, Erik Hinkman (Child), Freeloader, Goldilocks, Illegally Blonde, JJ, K4, KC, Knickers, Last Tango, Legs (Oslo), Lofty, Martian Matron, Mary Poppins, Miss Muffet, More 4 Less, More On, Optimist, Orangutan, Pecker, Pope, Rambo, Reach Around, Ryde, Scarface, Sparerib, Tablewhine, Unacceptable and Yorky Porky. Total 42.
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Sat Apr 11th
The Coach and Horses at Barnes Bridge
Contour and Last Tango
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, 2AM, Bonnie, Boy Blunder, Bulldozer, Caboose, Call Girl, Cumming Dear, Cumming out, Eagermount, Emma Jones, Fat Bastard, Foreskin, Freeloader, Generator, Ging Gang Goolie, Gobbledick, In Slide Out, K4, KC, Legs (Oslo), Lofty, Lonely, Looberty, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Mary Poppins, Naughty Nympho, Optimist, Orangutan, Pete the Pilot, Pope, Pyles, Rear Admiral, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Scarface, Simples, Skylark, Smokestack, Sparerib, Stephanie Woodworth (CH3), Sthweetheart, Tablewhine, Tadpole, Testiculator, Weeny Schnitzel and 2 others. Total 51.
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Sat Mar 14th
Blood Stained Clothing and Going Commando
The Pack: Blood Stained Clothing, Going Commando, Action Man, Bhopal, Black Hole, Chi Su, Contour, Crouch End Tiger, Knickers, Last Tango, Lofty, Martian Matron, Marxist, More On, Norma Wisdom, Please Sir, Run 2 Eat, Sparerib, Thunderthighs, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 22.
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Sat Feb 28th
The Windsor Castle at East Finchley
Car Say No
The Pack: Car Say No, Bhopal, Borgest, Chi Su, Contour, Crouch End Tiger, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, KC, Last Tango, Linford, Martian Matron, Marxist, Mary Poppins, More On, Orangutan, Pete the Pilot, Pussyfoot, Rambo, Reach Around, Ryde, Screwloose, Skylark, Tablewhine, Testiculator and Titanic Dickhead. Total 27.
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Sat Feb 7th
The Jolly Anglers at Wood Green
Apple Bobbing
The Pack: Apple Bobbing, 3 Beers, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bonnie, Caboose, Car Say No, Chi Su, Crouch End Tiger, Freeloader, Goldilocks, Hands On, Its Fine Bos, Knickers, Last Tango, Lofty, Martian Matron, Marxist, Mary Poppins, Mick Mac, Miss Muffet, More On, Naughty Nympho, Not Out, Orangutan, Pete the Pilot, Pussyfoot, Reach Around, Ryde, Sparerib, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs and Weeny Schnitzel. Total 34.
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Sat Jan 24th
3 Beers and Goldilocks
The Pack: 3 Beers, Goldilocks, Blood Stained Clothing, Bonnie, Boy Blunder, Car Say No, Chi Su, Daffy Dildo, Dipstick, Freeloader, Hedgehog, Higgins, Its Fine Bos, K4, Kasia Glinka, KC, Last Tango, Linford, Little Pair, Martian Matron, Marxist, Mick Mac, More On, Mr X, Naughty Nympho, Pete the Pilot, Pure Fantasy, Pussyfoot, Pyles, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Screwloose, Skylark, Sparerib, Tablewhine, Testiculator, Three Times, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Weeny Schnitzel and Yorky Porky. Total 43.
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Sat Jan 17th
The Fox and Geese at Ickenham
Freeloader
The Pack: Freeloader, 3 Beers, Bhopal, Chi Su, Crabs (City H3), Doner Kebab, Goldilocks, K4, KC, Legs (Oslo), Martian Matron, More On, Mouthwash, Muff Diver (Tokyo), Not Out, Nut and Bones (Seoul), Orangutan, Pecker, Pete the Pilot, Pussyfoot, Pyles, Rambo, Reach Around, Road Kill, Ryde, Scrumpy, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Wacker and Weeny Schnitzel. Total 30.