London Hash House Harriers running and drinking club

Crusty Nuts's Hash Runs 2026

(to run 2841 on July 11th from Turnham Green)
 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
hash
Sat Jun 27th
The Albert at St James Park
Chi Su and Sparerib
St James Park
The Pack: Chi Su, Sparerib, Alice, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Crusty Nuts, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Just Christie, Just Isabel, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Knickers, Landing Strip, Masterbaker, Must’va Crap, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Pope, Pussy Basher, Russell in the Bush, Standard Deviant, Standin Shit, Thunderthighs, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 31.
hash
Sat May 16th
The Sun at Clapham Common
Alice
Clapham Common
The Pack: Alice, A Bit On the Side, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Contour, Crusty Nuts, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Just Isabel, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Parson’s Nose, Pyles, Rambo, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead and Yorky Porky. Total 29.
hash
Sat May 9th
The Starting Gate at Alexandra Palace
Thunderthighs
**Golden Sh#wer Run**
The Pack: Thunderthighs, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Beef Cheeks, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Camel bowels, Chi Su, Crusty Nuts, Down Underwear, Flying Solo, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Lofty, Marxist, Miss Muffet, Mr X, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pussy Basher, Pyles, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, White Trash and Woof Woof Woof. Total 38.
hash
Sat Apr 4th
The Feathers at St James Park
Bobo
St James Park **LH3 50th Anniversary Hash**
most attended of 2026!
The Pack: Bobo, 2AM, Adam Lie, Airhead, Alice, Angel, Ball Breaker, Bear Behind, Bedpan, Beetroot, Belly Elliot CH3, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bouncer, Butt Plug, Camping Gaz, Castrato, Cheap Shit, Chi Su, Chunderground, Cliffbanger, Contour, Cover Girl, Crash Test Dummy, Crusty Nuts, Dawns Crack, Doormat, Down Underwear, Dr Pussy, El C*nto (Joshua), Elver, F3Ways, FBI, Fergie, Fish & Chips, Fishy Fingers, FLAR, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hands On, Hash Cash, Heart Beat, Hijacker, Hole in One CH3, Horrible, Houdini, Innocent Until Drunk LA Hash, Just Period visitor Germany, K4, Kanye, Keeps it up, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Lefty, Lofty, Lonely, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Nice Cocker, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Not Out, One in The Eye, Plank CH3, Proxy, Pyles, Rambo, Reach Around, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Salty rim, Sarah the snail, Scrumpy, Simple (Barnes), Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sparerib, Sperminator, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Testiculator, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Trigamist, White Trash, Wild Bush, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 13 others. Total 112.
hash
Sat Feb 7th
The Brockley Barge at Brockley
Mr X
Brockley - Gispert Memorial Run - joint with Herts
The Pack: Mr X, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Caboose, Chi Su, Crusty Nuts, Daisy (MKH3), Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Landing Strip, Last Tango, No Foreplay, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sparerib, Tablewhine, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tinkerbell (MKH3), Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 3 others. Total 38.