London Hash House Harriers running and drinking club

London Hash House Harriers
Mismanagement 2021

Grand Master

Fucked 3 Ways
Fucked 3 Ways

Heads up the the whole London Hash operation with a keen eye for f@cking things up in triplicate. Contact him here.

Religious Advisors

Kenny
Road Runner
Sir Humpalot
Skylark
Kenny
Road Runner
Sir Humpalot
Skylark

Hands on mismanagement of customer focus groups (hash circles) with direct responsibility for customer contact (handing out down-downs) and product delivery (plenty of satirical wit and humour). Duties also include meteorological mismanagement with a strict directive to make bad weather fall on other hash's trails.

Hare Raiser

Woof Woof Woof
Woof Woof Woof

Hare recruitment and mismanagement. We are currently recruiting young and dynamic hares with drive and ambition to work in a fast paced environment (yeah right). As a hare you will be responsible for setting the premium quality trails that our customers have come to expect. Actually we'll just take anyone. Contact him here if you would like to set a trail.

On Sec

Qualified Seaman
Qualified Seaman

Customer relations responsibilities with the main point of customer contact being the weekly newsletter. Request inclusion in the newsletter recipients list through our Newsletter Signup page, or contact him here.

Edit Hare & Hash Flash

Chi Su
Chi Su

Responsible for flashing young harriets and producing of our corporate magazine - On Paper. If you have a contribution (that's the run write-up that you were supposed to write but haven't bothered yet) then contact him here.

Social Sex

Brown Nose
Call Girl
King
Brown Nose
Call Girl
King

Responsible for hash event operations mismanagement and ensuring the smooth running of corporate away days. Need a Christmas party in the middle of August? No problem.

Webshite

Kenny
Skylark
Kenny
Skylark

Our in-house geeks, responsible for inserting things into our online portal. For anything web related contact them here.

Haberdasher

Big In Japan
Wander Off
Big In Japan
Wander Off

Heads up our retail department. Currently we have a great range of ladies and gents technical tops, sweatshirts, t-shirts. All shapes and sizes - especially XXL. Coming to a hash near you soon. For merchandise orders or enquiries, contact her here

Hash Cash

Black Hole
Down Underwear
Black Hole
Down Underwear

Responsible for pub floor cashflow. Collecting run fees and liquidising them into down down beers.

Hash Bank

Not Out
Not Out

Responsible for keeping the London Hash bottom line in order. Currently it is ever expanding, which is where the XXL haberdashery sizes come in.

Hash Stats

Titanic Dickhead
Titanic Dickhead

Partly off-shored to the Philippines, our hash stats operation ensures that we maintain an accurate analysis of customer foot-fall. This facilitates the effective operation our customer loyalty scheme - cheap gifts, a round of 'get a life', and a down-down.