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London Hash House Harriers
Mismanagement 2016

Grand Matress

Grand Mattress

Last Tango joint with Contour

Heads up the the whole London Hash operation with a keen eye for organisational detail and a reputation for clockwork punctuality. Contact her here.

Joint Grand Master

Hare Raiser

Going Commando

Hare recruitment and management. We are currently recruiting young and dynamic hares with drive and ambition to work in a fast paced environment (yeagh right). You will be responsible for setting the premium quality trails that our customers have come to expect. Actually we will just take anyone (except Eric of course). Contact Naughty here if you would like to set a trail.

Hare Raiser
Kenny

Religious Advisors

Kenny and BSC

Meteorological mismanagement with a strict directive to make bad weather fall on other hash's trails. Hands on management of customer focus groups (hash circles), and directly responsible for customer contact (handing out down-downs) and product delivery (plenty of satirical wit and humour).

Religious Advisors
Ryde Song Meister

Song Meisters

Ryde and Tablewhine

These are the company spin doctors who ensure that the least favourable perspective is given to the charges brought by the RA. An ability to sing in tune is an advantage rather than a requirement, but an eye for originality is a must to ensure that circles do not become as staid and monotonous as those of Barnes or West London.

Tablewhine
Haberdasher

Haberdasher

Contour assisted by Big in Japan

Heads up our retail department. Currently we have a great range of ladies and gents technical tops, sweatshirts, t-shirts. All shapes and sizes - especially XXL. Coming to a hash near you soon.

Haberdasher

On Sec

Hedgehog

Customer relations responsibilities with the main point of customer contact being the weekly newsletter. Request inclusion in the newsletter recipients list here, or contact him here.

Onb Sec
Hash Stats

Hash Stats

Titanic D

Partly offshored to the Philippines, our hash stats operation ensures run attendance accuracy so that we may effectively operate our customer loyalty scheme - cheap prizes, a round of 'get a life', and a down-down.

Edit Hare

Chi-Su

Responsible for the production of our corporate brochure - On Paper. If you have a contribution (that's the run write-up that you were supposed to write but haven't bothered yet) then contact him here.

Edit Hare
Sir Humpalot

Webshite

Sir Humpalot and Skylark

Our in-house geeks, responsible for our on-line corporate image. For anything web related contact them here.

Skylark
Social Sex

Social Sex

3 Beers and No Foreplay

Responsible for hash event operations mismanagement and ensuring the smooth running of corporate away days.

Hash Cash

Hash Cash

Hands On and Beer Stalker

Directly responsible for pub-floor cash flow management - getting the money and converting it into beer.

Hash Cash
Hash Bank

Hash Bank

Not Out

Responsible for keeping the London Hash bottom line in order. Currently it is ever expanding, which is where the XXL haberdashery sizes come in.