London Hash House Harriers running and drinking club

London Hash House Harriers
Mismanagement 2019

Grand Master

Chi Su
Chi Su

Heads up the the whole London Hash operation with a keen eye for organisational detail and the philosophy that there is always a lesson to be taught. Contact him here.

Religious Advisors

Fucked 3 Ways
Kenny
Skylark
Sparerib
Fucked 3 Ways
Kenny
Skylark
Sparerib

Hands on mismanagement of customer focus groups (hash circles) with direct responsibility for customer contact (handing out down-downs) and product delivery (plenty of satirical wit and humour). Duties also include meteorological mismanagement with a strict directive to make bad weather fall on other hash's trails.

Hare Raiser

Knickers
Knickers

Hare recruitment and mismanagement. We are currently recruiting young and dynamic hares with drive and ambition to work in a fast paced environment (yeah right). You will be responsible for setting the premium quality trails that our customers have come to expect. Actually we will just take anyone (except Eric of course). Contact Knickers here if you would like to set a trail.

On Sec

Tablewhine
Tablewhine

Customer relations responsibilities with the main point of customer contact being the weekly newsletter. Request inclusion in the newsletter recipients list through our Newsletter Signup page, or contact him here.

Edit Hare

Chi Su
Chi Su

Responsible for the production of our corporate magazine - On Paper. If you have a contribution (that's the run write-up that you were supposed to write but haven't bothered yet) then contact him here.

Hash Flash

Chi Su
Chi Su

Our in-house papparazzo. Harriets, if you want to get flashed by a handsom batchelor then he's your man!

Social Sex

Grassy Arse
Optimist
Road Runner
Ryde
Grassy Arse
Optimist
Road Runner
Ryde

Responsible for hash event operations mismanagement and ensuring the smooth running of corporate away days. Need a Christmas party in the middle of August? No problem.

Webshite

Kenny
Skylark
Kenny
Skylark

Our in-house geeks, responsible for filling our online portal with anything that will tempt potential and exiting customers to actually turn up at a hash. For anything web related contact them here.

Haberdasher

Glad Rags
Wander Off
Glad Rags
Wander Off

Heads up our retail department. Currently we have a great range of ladies and gents technical tops, sweatshirts, t-shirts. All shapes and sizes - especially XXL. Coming to a hash near you soon.

Hash Cash

Black Hole
King
Qualified Seaman
Black Hole
King
Qualified Seaman

Responsible for pub floor cashflow. Collecting run fees and liquidising them into down down beers.

Hash Bank

Not Out
Not Out

Responsible for keeping the London Hash bottom line in order. Currently it is ever expanding, which is where the XXL haberdashery sizes come in.

Hash Stats

Titanic Dickhead
Titanic Dickhead

Partly off-shored to the Philippines, our hash stats operation ensures that we maintain an accurate analysis of customer foot-fall. This facilitates the effective operation our customer loyalty scheme - cheap gifts, a round of 'get a life', and a down-down.