London Hash House Harriers running and drinking club

London Hash House Harriers
Mismanagement 2024

Grand Master

Mouthwash
Mouthwash

Heads up the whole London Hash operation, which normally entails holding endless referendums on whether we should switch to Mondays in summer. Contact him here.

Honorary Secretary

Slippery Comer
Slippery Comer

The hon sec is someone who bribed the GM with lots of beers to gain a position on the mismanagement which sounds grand, but only requires buying the GM lots more beers on a regular basis.

Religious Advisor

Sir Humpalot
Sir Humpalot

Hands-on mismanagement of customer focus groups (hash circles) with direct responsibility for customer contact (handing out down-downs) and product delivery (plenty of satirical wit and humour). Duties also include meteorological mismanagement with a strict directive to make bad weather fall on other hash's trails.

Hare Raiser

K4
K4

We are currently recruiting young, dynamic hares with drive and ambition to work in a fast-paced environment (yeah right). As a hare, you will be responsible for setting the premium quality trails that our customers have come to expect. Actually, we'll just take anyone. Contact him here if you would like to set a trail.

On Sec

Slippery Comer
Slippery Comer

Customer relations responsibilities with the main point of contact being the weekly Email. Request inclusion in the email recipients list through our Signup page or contact him here.

Hash Flash

Masterbaker
Masterbaker

Our in-house paparazzo. Harriets, if you want to get flashed by a handsome hasher then he's your man!

Social Sex

Call Girl
Giving Head
Call Girl
Giving Head

Responsible for hash event operations mismanagement and ensuring the smooth running of corporate away days. Need a Christmas party in the middle of August? No problem.

Webshite

Skylark
Skylark

Our in-house geek, responsible for inserting things into our online portal. For anything web related contact them here.

Haberdasher

Big In Japan
Juices Flowing
Miss Muffet
Thunderthighs
Big In Japan
Juices Flowing
Miss Muffet
Thunderthighs

Heads up our retail department. Currently, we have a great range of ladies and gents technical tops, sweatshirts, t-shirts, and more. All shapes and sizes - especially XXL. Coming to a hash near you. For merchandise orders or enquiries, contact them here

Hash Cash

Black Hole
Down Underwear
Parsons Nose
Black Hole
Down Underwear
Parsons Nose

Responsible for pub floor cashflow. Collecting run fees and liquidising them into down down beers.

Hash Bank

Not Out
Not Out

Responsible for keeping the London Hash bottom line in order. Currently it is ever expanding, which is where the XXL haberdashery sizes come in.

Hash Stats

Titanic Dickhead
Titanic Dickhead

Our hash stats operation ensures that we maintain an accurate analysis of customer foot-fall. This facilitates the effective operation of our loyalty scheme - cheap gifts, a round of 'get a life', and a down-down.