London Hash House Harriers running and drinking club

Call Girl's Hash Runs 2023

 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
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Sat Dec 30th
Catford Bridge Tavern at Catford Bridge
Masterbaker
Catford / Catford Bridge
The Pack: Masterbaker, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Call Girl, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Parsons Nose, Prince, Queen IB Nigeria Hash, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Sweet Potatoes (CH3), Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Vulcan, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 3 others. Total 31.
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Sat Dec 9th
The Candlemaker at Clapham Junction
No Foreplay
Clapham Junction / Battersea
The Pack: No Foreplay, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Breaststroke, Call Girl, Contour, Doormat, Down Underwear, Freeloader, K4, Kermit, Last Tango, Mad Cow, More Leggs, Mouthwash, Not Out, Porkless, Pyles, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt and 2 others. Total 25.
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Sat Nov 11th
The Black Horse at Norbiton
Butt Plug
Norbiton
The Pack: Butt Plug, 5 Kauai Head Visitor China, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Call Girl, Contour, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, K4, Kenny, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Phickle Fart, Pope, Pyles, Radio Soap, Rambo, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Thunderthighs, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 33.
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Sat Sep 30th
Prince of Wales at Ravenscourt Park
Bhopal and Kenny
Ravenscourt Park
The Pack: Bhopal, Kenny, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Come Forth, Contour, Down Underwear, Eagermount, Freeloader, Gay Sailor, Giving Head, Hijacker, K4, KC, Knickers, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Riptide, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, The Nigerian, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 45.
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Sat Sep 16th
The George at South Woodford
Standard Deviant
South Woodford
The Pack: Standard Deviant, Bobo, Call Girl, Chi Su, Eagermount, F 3 Ways, Freeloader, Giving Head, Knickers, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Please Sir, Rambo, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 4 others. Total 25.
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Sat Sep 2nd
Mouthwash
AGPU - Springfield Bowls Club
The Pack: Mouthwash, 2AM, Airhead, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Brown Nose, Call Girl, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Fat Bastard, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, KC, Kenny, Knickers, Linford, Lofty, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Must’va Crap, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parsons Nose, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 7 others. Total 56.
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Sat Aug 26th
The Kings Head at Tooting Bec
no hares
Tooting Bec
The Pack: , Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Brown Nose, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Chi Su, Juices Flowing, Marxist, Masterbaker, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parsons Nose, Prince, Pyles, Rambo, Sweetheart, Tuna Melt, White Trash and 9 others. Total 29.
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Sat Aug 12th
Queen Adelaide at Stoneleigh
Masterbaker
Stoneleigh - Master Baker's Non-Farewell Run
The Pack: Masterbaker, Airhead, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Chi Su, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Ging Gang Goolie, K4, Knickers, Love Deuce, Minge & Tonic, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Quickie, Rambo, Roll Back, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Stiff Little Finger, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel and 2 others. Total 28.
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Sat Jul 8th
Brownswood at Finsbury Park
Juices Flowing and Parsons Nose
Finsbury Park
The Pack: Juices Flowing, Parsons Nose, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Double-O, Down Underwear, K4, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, Not Out, Scrumpy, Stiff Little Finger, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, White Trash and 2 others. Total 19.
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Sat Jun 24th
The Queen's Head at Limehouse
Qualified Seaman and So Fart Ana
Limehouse - Farewell Run
The Pack: Qualified Seaman, So Fart Ana, Bad Influence, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Call Girl, Des Res, Double-O, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hijacker, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Lofty, Marxist, Masterbaker, Must’va Crap, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Pope, Pyles, Reach Around, Sin Bernard, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Strap On, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 1 others. Total 34.
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Sun Jun 18th
Stroud
no hares
LONDON AWAY WEEKEND | 16-18th June | Stroud RFC
The Pack: , All Fours, Bed Spanner, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Contour, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Horrible, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Scarface, Scrumpy, Sir Clugs, Sir Humpalot, Sleek Cheeks, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Stevie Blunder, Testiculator and 2 others. Total 42.
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Sat Jun 17th
Stroud
K4, Masterbaker and Not Out
LONDON AWAY WEEKEND | 16-18th June | Stroud RFC
The Pack: K4, Masterbaker, Not Out, All Fours, Bed Spanner, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Contour, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Horrible, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Scarface, Scrumpy, Sir Clugs, Sir Humpalot, Sleek Cheeks, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Stevie Blunder, Testiculator and 2 others. Total 42.
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Sat May 27th
The DialArch at Woolwich
Invisible Matt, Sin Bernard and Sparerib
Woolwich
The Pack: Invisible Matt, Sin Bernard, Sparerib, 3 Camels, Alex Hales, Big In Japan, Bobo, Bonnet Basher, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Castrato, Comes Occasionally (Penny), Contour, Cover Girl, Freeloader, Half Baked, Ham Salami, K4, Kanye, KC, Last Tango, Masterbaker, Mudplug, No Foreplay, Nose Dive, Not Out, Perve and Ride, Prince Valium, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Reach Around, Road Runner, Run 2 Eat, Scarface, Sleek Cheeks, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yui Tachibona and 7 others. Total 48.
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Sat May 20th
The Wych Elm at Kingston-upon-Thames
Man Magnet
Kingston - The Azalea Run
The Pack: Man Magnet, Airhead, All Fours, Bad Influence, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Called Away, Comes Occasionally, Contour, Crash Test Dummy, Doormat, Down Underwear, Dunny Penny, Eagermount, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Half Baked, K4, KC, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Phickle Fart, Prince Valium, Qualified Seaman, Queen Viper, Rambo, Rent Boy, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, So Fart Ana, Strap On, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead and Yui Tachibona. Total 46.
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Sat May 13th
The Charles Holden at Colliers Wood
Alice
Colliers Wood
The Pack: Alice, All Fours, Bad Influence, Bear Behind, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Caboose, Call Girl, Chi Su, Double-O, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Juices Flowing, K4, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Mudplug, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Ryde, Scrumpy, So Fart Ana, Strap On, Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and Yorky Porky. Total 33.
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Sat Apr 22nd
The Swan at Hampton Wick
Call Girl
Hampton Wick
The Pack: Call Girl, Airhead, Bad Influence, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Bobo, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Marxist, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Phickle Fart, Qualified Seaman, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, White Trash and 1 others. Total 29.
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Sat Apr 8th
The Ferry House at Island Gardens
Qualified Seaman and So Fart Ana
Island Gardens
The Pack: Qualified Seaman, So Fart Ana, All Fours, Bad Influence, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Butt Plug, Caboose, Call Girl, Chi Su, Comes Occasionally, Dawns Crack, Des Res, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Houdini (R2D2), K4, Kanye, Kermit, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Pope, Reach Around, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sparerib, Yorky Porky and 4 others. Total 39.
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Sat Mar 25th
Big In Japan, Not Out and Optimist
Kilburn - Not Out's 60th & Optimists 60 Plus Birthday
The Pack: Big In Japan, Not Out, Optimist, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Contour, Des Res, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Houdini (R2D2), K4, Kanye, Knead, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Marianne Stringfellow, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Quickie, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, So Fart Ana, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, White Trash, Yui Tachibona and 2 others. Total 41.
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Sat Mar 18th
The Castle at South Ealing
Pope
South Ealing
The Pack: Pope, 3S4D, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Call Girl, Eagermount, Fat Bastard, Fishy Papaya, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Houdini (R2D2), Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Knickers, Miss Muffet, Murphys, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pussy Hunter, Rambo, Rox Off, Sir Humpalot, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, White Trash and Yorky Porky. Total 34.
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Sat Mar 11th
The Wood House at Sydenham Hill
K4
Sydenham Hill
The Pack: K4, Bad Influence, Bear Behind, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, Knickers, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Not Out, Parsons Nose, Pope, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, White Trash and 3 others. Total 27.
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Sat Feb 25th
The Kings Head at Earls Court
Contour and Last Tango
Earls Court
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, 2AM, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Comes Occasionally, Double-O, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Kermit, Knickers, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pussy Hunter, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Scrumpy, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 47.
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Sat Jan 28th
Ryde and Tablewhine
Bank
The Pack: Ryde, Tablewhine, 3 Camels, 3S4D, All Fours, Bad Influence, Bear Behind, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Houdini (R2D2), Invisible Matt, K4, Kanye, Kermit, Lady Chatterley, Linford, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Sam Wales, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Thunderthighs, Woof Woof Woof, Yui Tachibona and 3 others. Total 51.
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Sat Jan 21st
The Express Tavern at Kew Bridge
Smartarse
Kew Bridge
The Pack: Smartarse, Airhead, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, F 3 Ways, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, Katoyboy, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Murphys, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yui Tachibona and 1 others. Total 34.
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Sat Jan 14th
The Elm Tree at Elmers End
Masterbaker
Elmers End (South London)
The Pack: Masterbaker, Bad Influence, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Call Girl, Chi Su, Double Entry (hu), Freeloader, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Proxy, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Scrumpy, Short Plank, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and Woof Woof Woof. Total 30.
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Sat Jan 7th
The Cabbage Patch at Twickenham
New Balls Please
Twickenham - New Balls' 70th Birthday Run
The Pack: New Balls Please, Airhead, Ball Breaker, Bhopal, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Casting Slouch, Chocolate Starfish, CL (Cunning Lingus), Contour, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Kenny, Kermit, Last Tango, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Periodical, Pope, Pussy Hunter, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot and 2 others. Total 37.