Freeloader's Hash Runs 2023
Run
Date
Location
Hare
Catford / Catford Bridge
The Pack: Masterbaker, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Call Girl, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Parsons Nose, Prince, Queen IB Nigeria Hash, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Sweet Potatoes (CH3), Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Vulcan, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 3 others. Total 31.
London Christmas Run & Party
The Pack: Pope, 2AM, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Come Forth, Contour, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Fishy Fingers London, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Generator, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Going Commando, Hands On, Hijacker, Horrible, Houdini (R2D2), K4, Kenny, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Linford, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Mary Poppins, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Nice Erotica Nigeria Hash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Rambo, Rox Off, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Sweet Peacock, Testiculator, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 4 others. Total 57.
Clapham Junction / Battersea
The Pack: No Foreplay, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Breaststroke, Call Girl, Contour, Doormat, Down Underwear, Freeloader, K4, Kermit, Last Tango, Mad Cow, More Leggs, Mouthwash, Not Out, Porkless, Pyles, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt and 2 others. Total 25.
Norbiton
The Pack: Butt Plug, 5 Kauai Head Visitor China, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Call Girl, Contour, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, K4, Kenny, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Phickle Fart, Pope, Pyles, Radio Soap, Rambo, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Thunderthighs, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 33.
Euston Square
The Pack: Big In Japan, Not Out, Blood Stained Clothing, Caboose, Chi Su, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Going Commando, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Knead, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mudplug, Norma Wisdom, Parsons Nose, Prince, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Reach Around, Riptide, Slippery Comer, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Sweetheart, The Nigerian, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 3 others. Total 35.
Ravenscourt Park
The Pack: Bhopal, Kenny, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Come Forth, Contour, Down Underwear, Eagermount, Freeloader, Gay Sailor, Giving Head, Hijacker, K4, KC, Knickers, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Riptide, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, The Nigerian, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 45.
South Woodford
The Pack: Standard Deviant, Bobo, Call Girl, Chi Su, Eagermount, F 3 Ways, Freeloader, Giving Head, Knickers, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Please Sir, Rambo, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 4 others. Total 25.
Joint Run with Hursley H3 - London Bridge
The Pack: Kermit, Run 2 Eat, Beetroot, Bobo, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Freeloader, Higgins, Hijacker, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, Lego Las, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, MTM, Noisy Fucker, Omo (FUKFM), Only Fan Rooms, Parsons Nose, Pyles, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Tinkerbell, Titanic Dickhead, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 16 others. Total 46.
AGPU - Springfield Bowls Club
The Pack: Mouthwash, 2AM, Airhead, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Brown Nose, Call Girl, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Fat Bastard, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, KC, Kenny, Knickers, Linford, Lofty, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Must’va Crap, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parsons Nose, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 7 others. Total 56.
Aldgate / Aldgate East
The Pack: Kanye, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Caboose, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Love Deuce, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Noisy Fucker, Nutsucker, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Quickie, Rambo, Reach Around, Rental Stick, Sex toy, Sin Bernard, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Stiff Little Finger, Sweetheart, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs and Weeny Schnitzel. Total 37.
Ealing Broadway - Prelube to Ealing Blues Festival
The Pack: Pope, Bobo, Contour, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Last Tango, Lonely, Martian Matron, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Rambo, Ryde, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Stiff Little Finger, Tablewhine, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 6 others. Total 36.
Limehouse - Farewell Run
The Pack: Qualified Seaman, So Fart Ana, Bad Influence, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Call Girl, Des Res, Double-O, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hijacker, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Lofty, Marxist, Masterbaker, Must’va Crap, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Pope, Pyles, Reach Around, Sin Bernard, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Strap On, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 1 others. Total 34.
LONDON AWAY WEEKEND | 16-18th June | Stroud RFC
The Pack: , All Fours, Bed Spanner, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Contour, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Horrible, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Scarface, Scrumpy, Sir Clugs, Sir Humpalot, Sleek Cheeks, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Stevie Blunder, Testiculator and 2 others. Total 42.
LONDON AWAY WEEKEND | 16-18th June | Stroud RFC
The Pack: K4, Masterbaker, Not Out, All Fours, Bed Spanner, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Contour, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Horrible, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Scarface, Scrumpy, Sir Clugs, Sir Humpalot, Sleek Cheeks, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Stevie Blunder, Testiculator and 2 others. Total 42.
Hampstead Heath / Belsize Park
The Pack: Brown Nose, All Fours, Apple Bobbing, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bloody Soft Poo, Bobo, Bonnet Basher, Cardinal Sin, Castrato, Contour, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Drainoil, F 3 Ways, Freeloader, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, Not Out, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sleek Cheeks, Slippery Comer, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Strap On, Titanic Dickhead, Tramp on me, Woof Woof Woof and 3 others. Total 44.
Woolwich
The Pack: Invisible Matt, Sin Bernard, Sparerib, 3 Camels, Alex Hales, Big In Japan, Bobo, Bonnet Basher, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Castrato, Comes Occasionally (Penny), Contour, Cover Girl, Freeloader, Half Baked, Ham Salami, K4, Kanye, KC, Last Tango, Masterbaker, Mudplug, No Foreplay, Nose Dive, Not Out, Perve and Ride, Prince Valium, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Reach Around, Road Runner, Run 2 Eat, Scarface, Sleek Cheeks, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yui Tachibona and 7 others. Total 48.
Kingston - The Azalea Run
The Pack: Man Magnet, Airhead, All Fours, Bad Influence, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Called Away, Comes Occasionally, Contour, Crash Test Dummy, Doormat, Down Underwear, Dunny Penny, Eagermount, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Half Baked, K4, KC, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Phickle Fart, Prince Valium, Qualified Seaman, Queen Viper, Rambo, Rent Boy, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, So Fart Ana, Strap On, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead and Yui Tachibona. Total 46.
Colliers Wood
The Pack: Alice, All Fours, Bad Influence, Bear Behind, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Caboose, Call Girl, Chi Su, Double-O, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Juices Flowing, K4, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Mudplug, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Ryde, Scrumpy, So Fart Ana, Strap On, Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and Yorky Porky. Total 33.
Chorleywood **Note: Day Change - Monday
The Pack: Mouthwash, Scrumpy, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Brown Nose, Chummy Walker, Contour, Doner Kebab, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Moaning Minnie, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Ryde, Sarah the snail, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Strap On, Tablewhine, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead and White Trash. Total 36.
Hampton Wick
The Pack: Call Girl, Airhead, Bad Influence, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Bobo, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Marxist, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Phickle Fart, Qualified Seaman, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, White Trash and 1 others. Total 29.
Island Gardens
The Pack: Qualified Seaman, So Fart Ana, All Fours, Bad Influence, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Butt Plug, Caboose, Call Girl, Chi Su, Comes Occasionally, Dawns Crack, Des Res, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Houdini (R2D2), K4, Kanye, Kermit, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Pope, Reach Around, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sparerib, Yorky Porky and 4 others. Total 39.
Kilburn - Not Out's 60th & Optimists 60 Plus Birthday
The Pack: Big In Japan, Not Out, Optimist, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Contour, Des Res, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Houdini (R2D2), K4, Kanye, Knead, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Marianne Stringfellow, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Quickie, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, So Fart Ana, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, White Trash, Yui Tachibona and 2 others. Total 41.
South Ealing
The Pack: Pope, 3S4D, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Call Girl, Eagermount, Fat Bastard, Fishy Papaya, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Houdini (R2D2), Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Knickers, Miss Muffet, Murphys, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pussy Hunter, Rambo, Rox Off, Sir Humpalot, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, White Trash and Yorky Porky. Total 34.
Warwick Avenue
The Pack: Giving Head, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Breakfast Included (Beijing H3), Brown Nose, Caboose, Contour, Dawns Crack, Deep Klunge, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Linford, Lost in M&S, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Contagious, Not Out, Parsons Nose, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and Yankit (Dogs Blx H3). Total 37.
Earls Court
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, 2AM, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Comes Occasionally, Double-O, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Kermit, Knickers, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pussy Hunter, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Scrumpy, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 47.
Wanstead
The Pack: Standard Deviant, Amanda Bird, Bad Influence, Bhopal, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Des Res, Double-O, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Kermit, Knickers, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Please Sir, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Vinny Shay, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof, Yui Tachibona and 1 others. Total 44.
Bermondsey
The Pack: Woof Woof Woof, Alex Hales, Bad Influence, Bear Behind, Bhopal, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Chummy Walker, Comes Occasionally, Contour, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hijacker, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Kenny, Kermit, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 43.
Bank
The Pack: Ryde, Tablewhine, 3 Camels, 3S4D, All Fours, Bad Influence, Bear Behind, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Houdini (R2D2), Invisible Matt, K4, Kanye, Kermit, Lady Chatterley, Linford, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Sam Wales, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Thunderthighs, Woof Woof Woof, Yui Tachibona and 3 others. Total 51.
Elmers End (South London)
The Pack: Masterbaker, Bad Influence, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Call Girl, Chi Su, Double Entry (hu), Freeloader, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Proxy, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Scrumpy, Short Plank, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and Woof Woof Woof. Total 30.
Twickenham - New Balls' 70th Birthday Run
The Pack: New Balls Please, Airhead, Ball Breaker, Bhopal, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Casting Slouch, Chocolate Starfish, CL (Cunning Lingus), Contour, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Kenny, Kermit, Last Tango, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Periodical, Pope, Pussy Hunter, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot and 2 others. Total 37.