Mad Cow's Hash Runs 2023
Run
Date
Location
Hare
London Christmas Run & Party
The Pack: Pope, 2AM, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Come Forth, Contour, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Fishy Fingers London, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Generator, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Going Commando, Hands On, Hijacker, Horrible, Houdini (R2D2), K4, Kenny, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Linford, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Mary Poppins, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Nice Erotica Nigeria Hash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Rambo, Rox Off, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Sweet Peacock, Testiculator, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 4 others. Total 57.
Clapham Junction / Battersea
The Pack: No Foreplay, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Breaststroke, Call Girl, Contour, Doormat, Down Underwear, Freeloader, K4, Kermit, Last Tango, Mad Cow, More Leggs, Mouthwash, Not Out, Porkless, Pyles, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt and 2 others. Total 25.
***CHANGE ALERT*** East Finchley
The Pack: Noisy Fucker, Woof Woof Woof, Alice, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Fishy Fingers London, Giving Head, K4, Landing Strip, Love Deuce, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Must’va Crap, Opee, Pope, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 2 others. Total 27.
Rickmansworth
The Pack: Slippery Comer, Alice, Castrato, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Fishy Fingers London, Franziska, Giving Head, Josh Visitor Beijing, K4, Landing Strip, Love Deuce, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Nice Erotica Nigeria Hash, Not Out, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 2 others. Total 27.
3 Beers & Goldilocks (Post) Wedding Hash - Joint w North West Passage
The Pack: 3 Beers, Goldilocks, Blood Stained Clothing, Bush Squatter, Bushwacker (CH3), Cliffbanger, Cover Girl, Deep Klunge, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Fat Bastard, Fucksuck A Rabbit, Giving Head, Hands On, Houdini (R2D2), K4, Kanye, Katoyboy, KC, Kermit, Knickers, Lofty, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Nose Dive, Not Out, Opee, Rambo, Reach Around, Sarah the snail, Scrumpy, Shit Face, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Vulcan, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 5 others. Total 48.
Norbiton
The Pack: Butt Plug, 5 Kauai Head Visitor China, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Call Girl, Contour, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, K4, Kenny, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Phickle Fart, Pope, Pyles, Radio Soap, Rambo, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Thunderthighs, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 33.
Spooky Sthweetheart's Halloween in Hampstead!
The Pack: Sthweetheart, 2 Jugs Visitor Madrid, Alice, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Breaststroke, Butt Plug, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Flying Solo, For Sale Or Rent, Franziska, Fucksuck A Rabbit, Hands On, Hash Cash, Hijacker, Horrible, Josh Visitor Beijing, K4, Kanye, Kiss My Arse, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Man Bits, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Not Out, Nutsucker, Opee, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 4 others. Total 50.
Ravenscourt Park
The Pack: Bhopal, Kenny, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Come Forth, Contour, Down Underwear, Eagermount, Freeloader, Gay Sailor, Giving Head, Hijacker, K4, KC, Knickers, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Riptide, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, The Nigerian, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 45.
AGPU - Springfield Bowls Club
The Pack: Mouthwash, 2AM, Airhead, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Brown Nose, Call Girl, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Fat Bastard, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, KC, Kenny, Knickers, Linford, Lofty, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Must’va Crap, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parsons Nose, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 7 others. Total 56.
Sloane Square
The Pack: All Fours, Apple Bobbing, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Butt Plug, Double-O, Flour In My Hole, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, KC, Knickers, Linford, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Parsons Nose, Sin Bernard, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Stiff Little Finger, Titanic Dickhead and 8 others. Total 31.
Chingford
The Pack: Reach Around, The Nigerian, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Castrato, Dawns Crack, Double-O, Down Underwear, Giving Head, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, K4, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Please Sir, Qualified Seaman, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and 5 others. Total 30.
Finsbury Park
The Pack: Juices Flowing, Parsons Nose, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Double-O, Down Underwear, K4, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, Not Out, Scrumpy, Stiff Little Finger, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, White Trash and 2 others. Total 19.
LONDON AWAY WEEKEND | 16-18th June | Stroud RFC
The Pack: , All Fours, Bed Spanner, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Contour, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Horrible, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Scarface, Scrumpy, Sir Clugs, Sir Humpalot, Sleek Cheeks, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Stevie Blunder, Testiculator and 2 others. Total 42.
LONDON AWAY WEEKEND | 16-18th June | Stroud RFC
The Pack: K4, Masterbaker, Not Out, All Fours, Bed Spanner, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Contour, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Horrible, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Scarface, Scrumpy, Sir Clugs, Sir Humpalot, Sleek Cheeks, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Stevie Blunder, Testiculator and 2 others. Total 42.
Hampstead Heath / Belsize Park
The Pack: Brown Nose, All Fours, Apple Bobbing, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bloody Soft Poo, Bobo, Bonnet Basher, Cardinal Sin, Castrato, Contour, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Drainoil, F 3 Ways, Freeloader, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, Not Out, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sleek Cheeks, Slippery Comer, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Strap On, Titanic Dickhead, Tramp on me, Woof Woof Woof and 3 others. Total 44.
Kingston - The Azalea Run
The Pack: Man Magnet, Airhead, All Fours, Bad Influence, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Called Away, Comes Occasionally, Contour, Crash Test Dummy, Doormat, Down Underwear, Dunny Penny, Eagermount, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Half Baked, K4, KC, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Phickle Fart, Prince Valium, Qualified Seaman, Queen Viper, Rambo, Rent Boy, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, So Fart Ana, Strap On, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead and Yui Tachibona. Total 46.
Colliers Wood
The Pack: Alice, All Fours, Bad Influence, Bear Behind, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Caboose, Call Girl, Chi Su, Double-O, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Juices Flowing, K4, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Mudplug, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Ryde, Scrumpy, So Fart Ana, Sthweetheart, Strap On, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and Yorky Porky. Total 33.
Chorleywood **Note: Day Change - Monday
The Pack: Mouthwash, Scrumpy, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Brown Nose, Chummy Walker, Contour, Doner Kebab, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Moaning Minnie, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Ryde, Sarah the snail, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Strap On, Tablewhine, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead and White Trash. Total 36.
Belmont
The Pack: Masterbaker, Bad Influence, Beetroot, Bhopal, Brown Nose, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Daffy Dildo, Down Underwear, Juices Flowing, Kenny, Knickers, Mad Cow, Marxist, No Foreplay, Parsons Nose, Prince, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, White Trash and 2 others. Total 27.
Northwood Hills
The Pack: Mad Cow, Bad Influence, Bed Spanner, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Des Res, Going Commando, Hash Cash, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Road Runner, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Smack the Oyster, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 31.
Kilburn - Not Out's 60th & Optimists 60 Plus Birthday
The Pack: Big In Japan, Not Out, Optimist, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Contour, Des Res, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Houdini (R2D2), K4, Kanye, Knead, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Marianne Stringfellow, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Quickie, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, So Fart Ana, Sthweetheart, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, White Trash, Yui Tachibona and 2 others. Total 41.
Sydenham Hill
The Pack: K4, Bad Influence, Bear Behind, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, Knickers, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Not Out, Parsons Nose, Pope, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, White Trash and 3 others. Total 27.
Warwick Avenue
The Pack: Giving Head, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Breakfast Included (Beijing H3), Brown Nose, Caboose, Contour, Dawns Crack, Deep Klunge, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Linford, Lost in M&S, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Contagious, Not Out, Parsons Nose, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and Yankit (Dogs Blx H3). Total 37.
Earls Court
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, 2AM, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Comes Occasionally, Double-O, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Kermit, Knickers, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pussy Hunter, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Scrumpy, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 47.
Bermondsey
The Pack: Woof Woof Woof, Alex Hales, Bad Influence, Bear Behind, Bhopal, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Chummy Walker, Comes Occasionally, Contour, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hijacker, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Kenny, Kermit, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 43.
Hanwell
The Pack: Kenny, Bed Spanner, Bhopal, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Come Forth, Fat Bastard, Giving Head, Going Commando, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, Yorky Porky and Yui Tachibona. Total 36.
Bank
The Pack: Ryde, Tablewhine, 3 Camels, 3S4D, All Fours, Bad Influence, Bear Behind, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Houdini (R2D2), Invisible Matt, K4, Kanye, Kermit, Lady Chatterley, Linford, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Sam Wales, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Thunderthighs, Woof Woof Woof, Yui Tachibona and 3 others. Total 51.
Elmers End (South London)
The Pack: Masterbaker, Bad Influence, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Call Girl, Chi Su, Double Entry (hu), Freeloader, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Proxy, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Scrumpy, Short Plank, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and Woof Woof Woof. Total 30.
New Years Day Run - Paddington
most attended of 2023!
The Pack: Reach Around, Apple Bobbing, Beer Banger, Beetroot, Bhopal, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobbledick, Bobo, Brown Nose, Chummy Walker, Come Forth, Contour, Dawns Crack, Dipstick, Doner Kebab, Giving Head, Going Commando, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Kermit, Knead, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pussy Hunter, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, Yorky Porky and 12 others. Total 58.