Smartarse's Hash Runs 2022
Run
Date
Location
Hare
Chiswick
The Pack: Knickers, Bad Influence, Beetroot, Bhopal, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Comes Occasionally, Down Underwear, Eagermount, K4, KC, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Norma Wisdom, Optimist, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Scrumpy, Smartarse, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel and 2 others. Total 26.
Kentish Town
The Pack: Mouthwash, Bad Influence, Black Hole, Brown Nose, Chi Su, Contour, Doner Kebab, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Last Tango, Linford, Lofty, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Parsons Nose, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 3 others. Total 39.
The Pack: Optimist, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Call Girl, Double-O, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hedgehog, Hot Bot, K4, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Scrumpy, Shit Face, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Weeny Schnitzel and 2 others. Total 26.
The Pack: K4, Bear Behind, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Dipstick, Double-O, Down Underwear, Knickers, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Not Contagious, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pope, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 5 others. Total 32.
The Pack: Pope, 2AM, Airhead, All Fours, Bear Behind, Bobo, Call Girl, Called Away, Double Entry (hu), Double-O, Down Underwear, Eagermount, Fishy Papaya, Freeloader, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Kermit, Knickers, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Murphys, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 5 others. Total 43.
The Pack: Big In Japan, Not Out, Alice, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Black Hole, Bobo, Chi Su, Comes Occasionally, Deep Klunge, Double-O, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Road Kill, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Wacker, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 41.
The Pack: Rambo, 3 Camels, Airhead, Bhopal, Chi Su, Double-O, F 3 Ways, Freeloader, Giving Head, Invisible Matt, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Love Deuce, Masterbaker, Optimist, Pope, Ryde, Sin Bernard, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Weeny Schnitzel and Woof Woof Woof. Total 25.
The Queen's Jubilee trail
The Pack: Kanye, 3 Camels, Beetroot, Bhopal, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Comes Occasionally, Dawns Crack, Double-O, Down Underwear, Fishy Papaya, Hands On, Houdini (R2D2), K4, Kenny, Kotex, Lego Las, Linford, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, More On, Mouthwash, Mudplug, No Foreplay, Not Contagious, Optimist, Penis Envy, Quickie, Rambo, Reach Around, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Smartarse, Sparerib, Titanic Dickhead, Weeny Schnitzel and 9 others. Total 52.
The Pack: Reach Around, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Broke Vac Mounting, Brown Nose, Chi Su, Contour, Dawns Crack, Deep Klunge, Double-O, Down Underwear, Eunuch, F 3 Ways, Going Commando, Goldfinger, Head Mistress, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Kermit, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, More On, Murphys, Noisy Fucker, Not Contagious, Parsons Nose, Penis Envy, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Titanic Dickhead, Unprotective Cox, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 3 others. Total 50.
The Pack: Invisible Matt, 3 Camels, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Broke Vac Mounting, Brown Nose, Comes Occasionally, Contour, Double-O, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Giving Head, Going Commando, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Last Tango, Martian Matron, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Parsons Nose, Pope, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Testiculator, Weeny Schnitzel and Yorky Porky. Total 35.
The Pack: Big In Japan, Not Out, Optimist, Black Hole, Brown Nose, Call Girl, Chi Su, Contour, Crusty Nuts, Double-O, Down Underwear, Emma Hill, F 3 Ways, Freeloader, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, Kotex, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, More On, Mouthwash, Murphys, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Parsons Nose, Penis Envy, Peter Hill, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Road Runner, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 47.
The Pack: Sir Humpalot, Airhead, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobbledick, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Castrato, Chi Su, Contour, Crusty Nuts, Dingo, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Freeloader, Hard to Come, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kotex, Last Tango, Lofty, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Penis Envy, Phickle Fart, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Ryde, Scrumpy, Smartarse, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead and 3 others. Total 45.
The Pack: K4, 50 Shades, Airhead, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Castrato, Chi Su, Come Forth, Contour, Crash Test Dummy, Crusty Nuts, Doormat, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Hard to Come, Juices Flowing, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, More On, Mouthwash, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pope, Rambo, Road Runner, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 45.
Tango's 21 hash anniversary. Joined run with Slash
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, Airhead, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Bonnie, Brown Nose, Bulldozer, Castrato, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Freshly Spewed, Giving Head, Head Mistress, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Lil Naughty, Lofty, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Penis Envy, Phickle Fart, Pusseye, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Simples, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Tadpole, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 45.
The Pack: Doormat, Black Hole, Boy Blunder, Chi Su, Contour, Crash Test Dummy, Dawns Crack, F 3 Ways, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Juices Flowing, Knickers, Kotex, Last Tango, Linford, Masterbaker, No Foreplay, Not Contagious, Parsons Nose, Penis Envy, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs and 5 others. Total 33.