Sir Humpalot's Hash Runs 2023
Run
Date
Location
Hare
Rickmansworth
The Pack: Slippery Comer, Alice, Castrato, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Fishy Fingers London, Franziska, Giving Head, Josh Visitor Beijing, K4, Landing Strip, Love Deuce, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Nice Erotica Nigeria Hash, Not Out, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 2 others. Total 27.
Norbiton
The Pack: Butt Plug, 5 Kauai Head Visitor China, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Call Girl, Contour, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, K4, Kenny, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Phickle Fart, Pope, Pyles, Radio Soap, Rambo, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Thunderthighs, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 33.
Egham
The Pack: Rambo, Bhopal, Caboose, Down Underwear, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Mouthwash, Opee, Pope, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt and 1 others. Total 15.
Richmond - Humps' Birthday Prelube Run
The Pack: Sir Humpalot, 5 Kauai Head Visitor China, Airhead, Alice, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Bhopal, Butt Plug, Contour, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers London, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Marianne Stringfellow, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Opee, Optimist, Pope, Pyles, Rambo, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and 1 others. Total 32.
AGPU - Springfield Bowls Club
The Pack: Mouthwash, 2AM, Airhead, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Brown Nose, Call Girl, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Fat Bastard, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, KC, Kenny, Knickers, Linford, Lofty, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Must’va Crap, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parsons Nose, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 7 others. Total 56.
Stoneleigh - Master Baker's Non-Farewell Run
The Pack: Masterbaker, Airhead, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Chi Su, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Ging Gang Goolie, K4, Knickers, Love Deuce, Minge & Tonic, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Quickie, Rambo, Roll Back, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Stiff Little Finger, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel and 2 others. Total 28.
Chingford
The Pack: Reach Around, The Nigerian, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Castrato, Dawns Crack, Double-O, Down Underwear, Giving Head, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, K4, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Please Sir, Qualified Seaman, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and 5 others. Total 30.
LONDON AWAY WEEKEND | 16-18th June | Stroud RFC
The Pack: , All Fours, Bed Spanner, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Contour, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Horrible, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Scarface, Scrumpy, Sir Clugs, Sir Humpalot, Sleek Cheeks, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Stevie Blunder, Testiculator and 2 others. Total 42.
LONDON AWAY WEEKEND | 16-18th June | Stroud RFC
The Pack: K4, Masterbaker, Not Out, All Fours, Bed Spanner, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Contour, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Horrible, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Scarface, Scrumpy, Sir Clugs, Sir Humpalot, Sleek Cheeks, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Stevie Blunder, Testiculator and 2 others. Total 42.
Hampstead Heath / Belsize Park
The Pack: Brown Nose, All Fours, Apple Bobbing, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bloody Soft Poo, Bobo, Bonnet Basher, Cardinal Sin, Castrato, Contour, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Drainoil, F 3 Ways, Freeloader, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, Not Out, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sleek Cheeks, Slippery Comer, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Strap On, Titanic Dickhead, Tramp on me, Woof Woof Woof and 3 others. Total 44.
Belmont
The Pack: Masterbaker, Bad Influence, Beetroot, Bhopal, Brown Nose, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Daffy Dildo, Down Underwear, Juices Flowing, Kenny, Knickers, Mad Cow, Marxist, No Foreplay, Parsons Nose, Prince, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, White Trash and 2 others. Total 27.
Northwood Hills
The Pack: Mad Cow, Bad Influence, Bed Spanner, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Des Res, Going Commando, Hash Cash, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Road Runner, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Smack the Oyster, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 31.
Island Gardens
The Pack: Qualified Seaman, So Fart Ana, All Fours, Bad Influence, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Butt Plug, Caboose, Call Girl, Chi Su, Comes Occasionally, Dawns Crack, Des Res, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Houdini (R2D2), K4, Kanye, Kermit, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Pope, Reach Around, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sparerib, Yorky Porky and 4 others. Total 39.
South Ealing
The Pack: Pope, 3S4D, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Call Girl, Eagermount, Fat Bastard, Fishy Papaya, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Houdini (R2D2), Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Knickers, Miss Muffet, Murphys, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pussy Hunter, Rambo, Rox Off, Sir Humpalot, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, White Trash and Yorky Porky. Total 34.
Warwick Avenue
The Pack: Giving Head, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Breakfast Included (Beijing H3), Brown Nose, Caboose, Contour, Dawns Crack, Deep Klunge, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Linford, Lost in M&S, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Contagious, Not Out, Parsons Nose, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and Yankit (Dogs Blx H3). Total 37.
Wanstead
The Pack: Standard Deviant, Amanda Bird, Bad Influence, Bhopal, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Des Res, Double-O, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Kermit, Knickers, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Please Sir, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Vinny Shay, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof, Yui Tachibona and 1 others. Total 44.
Hanwell
The Pack: Kenny, Bed Spanner, Bhopal, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Come Forth, Fat Bastard, Giving Head, Going Commando, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, Yorky Porky and Yui Tachibona. Total 36.
Bank
The Pack: Ryde, Tablewhine, 3 Camels, 3S4D, All Fours, Bad Influence, Bear Behind, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Houdini (R2D2), Invisible Matt, K4, Kanye, Kermit, Lady Chatterley, Linford, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Sam Wales, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Thunderthighs, Woof Woof Woof, Yui Tachibona and 3 others. Total 51.
Kew Bridge
The Pack: Smartarse, Airhead, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, F 3 Ways, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, Katoyboy, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Murphys, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yui Tachibona and 1 others. Total 34.
Elmers End (South London)
The Pack: Masterbaker, Bad Influence, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Call Girl, Chi Su, Double Entry (hu), Freeloader, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Proxy, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Scrumpy, Short Plank, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and Woof Woof Woof. Total 30.
Twickenham - New Balls' 70th Birthday Run
The Pack: New Balls Please, Airhead, Ball Breaker, Bhopal, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Casting Slouch, Chocolate Starfish, CL (Cunning Lingus), Contour, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Kenny, Kermit, Last Tango, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Periodical, Pope, Pussy Hunter, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot and 2 others. Total 37.
New Years Day Run - Paddington
most attended of 2023!
The Pack: Reach Around, Apple Bobbing, Beer Banger, Beetroot, Bhopal, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobbledick, Bobo, Brown Nose, Chummy Walker, Come Forth, Contour, Dawns Crack, Dipstick, Doner Kebab, Giving Head, Going Commando, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Kermit, Knead, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pussy Hunter, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, Yorky Porky and 12 others. Total 58.