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Qualified Seaman's Hash Runs 2023

 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
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Sat Oct 7th
The Exmouth Arms at Euston Square
Big In Japan and Not Out
Euston Square
The Pack: Big In Japan, Not Out, Blood Stained Clothing, Caboose, Chi Su, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Going Commando, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Knead, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mudplug, Norma Wisdom, Parsons Nose, Prince, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Reach Around, Riptide, Slippery Comer, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Sthweetheart, The Nigerian, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 3 others. Total 35.
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Sat Sep 30th
Prince of Wales at Ravenscourt Park
Bhopal and Kenny
Ravenscourt Park
The Pack: Bhopal, Kenny, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Come Forth, Contour, Down Underwear, Eagermount, Freeloader, Gay Sailor, Giving Head, Hijacker, K4, KC, Knickers, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Riptide, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, The Nigerian, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 45.
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Sat Jul 15th
The Queen Elizabeth at Chingford
Reach Around and The Nigerian
Chingford
The Pack: Reach Around, The Nigerian, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Castrato, Dawns Crack, Double-O, Down Underwear, Giving Head, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, K4, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Please Sir, Qualified Seaman, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and 5 others. Total 30.
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Sun Jul 2nd
Henley
Ratshit
Hooray Henley Hash
The Pack: Ratshit, Bhopal, Caboose, Double-O, Down Underwear, Giving Head, Horrible, Houdini (R2D2), K4, Lofty, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Scrumpy, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, The Nigerian and 1 others. Total 19.
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Sat Jun 24th
The Queen's Head at Limehouse
Qualified Seaman and So Fart Ana
Limehouse - Farewell Run
The Pack: Qualified Seaman, So Fart Ana, Bad Influence, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Call Girl, Des Res, Double-O, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hijacker, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Lofty, Marxist, Masterbaker, Must’va Crap, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Pope, Pyles, Reach Around, Sin Bernard, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Strap On, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 1 others. Total 34.
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Fri Jun 23rd
The Fox and Anchor at Barbican
Hard On and Prince
Breakfast Run **Note: 7am Start
The Pack: Hard On, Prince, Banana Bender, Bear Behind, Daffy, Dawns Crack, Mudplug, Please Sir, Qualified Seaman, Reach Around, White Trash and 4 others. Total 15.
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Sun Jun 18th
Stroud
no hares
LONDON AWAY WEEKEND | 16-18th June | Stroud RFC
The Pack: , All Fours, Bed Spanner, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Contour, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Horrible, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Scarface, Scrumpy, Sir Clugs, Sir Humpalot, Sleek Cheeks, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Stevie Blunder, Testiculator and 2 others. Total 42.
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Sat Jun 17th
Stroud
K4, Masterbaker and Not Out
LONDON AWAY WEEKEND | 16-18th June | Stroud RFC
The Pack: K4, Masterbaker, Not Out, All Fours, Bed Spanner, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Contour, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Horrible, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Scarface, Scrumpy, Sir Clugs, Sir Humpalot, Sleek Cheeks, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Stevie Blunder, Testiculator and 2 others. Total 42.
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Sat Jun 3rd
The Stag at Belsize Park
Brown Nose
Hampstead Heath / Belsize Park
The Pack: Brown Nose, All Fours, Apple Bobbing, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bloody Soft Poo, Bobo, Bonnet Basher, Cardinal Sin, Castrato, Contour, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Drainoil, F 3 Ways, Freeloader, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, Not Out, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sleek Cheeks, Slippery Comer, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Strap On, Titanic Dickhead, Tramp on me, Woof Woof Woof and 3 others. Total 44.
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Sat May 27th
The DialArch at Woolwich
Invisible Matt, Sin Bernard and Sparerib
Woolwich
The Pack: Invisible Matt, Sin Bernard, Sparerib, 3 Camels, Alex Hales, Big In Japan, Bobo, Bonnet Basher, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Castrato, Comes Occasionally (Penny), Contour, Cover Girl, Freeloader, Half Baked, Ham Salami, K4, Kanye, KC, Last Tango, Masterbaker, Mudplug, No Foreplay, Nose Dive, Not Out, Perve and Ride, Prince Valium, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Reach Around, Road Runner, Run 2 Eat, Scarface, Sleek Cheeks, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yui Tachibona and 7 others. Total 48.
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Sat May 20th
The Wych Elm at Kingston-upon-Thames
Man Magnet
Kingston - The Azalea Run
The Pack: Man Magnet, Airhead, All Fours, Bad Influence, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Called Away, Comes Occasionally, Contour, Crash Test Dummy, Doormat, Down Underwear, Dunny Penny, Eagermount, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Half Baked, K4, KC, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Phickle Fart, Prince Valium, Qualified Seaman, Queen Viper, Rambo, Rent Boy, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, So Fart Ana, Strap On, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead and Yui Tachibona. Total 46.
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Sat May 13th
The Charles Holden at Colliers Wood
Alice
Colliers Wood
The Pack: Alice, All Fours, Bad Influence, Bear Behind, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Caboose, Call Girl, Chi Su, Double-O, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Juices Flowing, K4, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Mudplug, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Ryde, Scrumpy, So Fart Ana, Sthweetheart, Strap On, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and Yorky Porky. Total 33.
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Mon May 8th
The Rose and Crown at Chorleywood
Mouthwash and Scrumpy
Chorleywood **Note: Day Change - Monday
The Pack: Mouthwash, Scrumpy, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Brown Nose, Chummy Walker, Contour, Doner Kebab, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Moaning Minnie, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Ryde, Sarah the snail, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Strap On, Tablewhine, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead and White Trash. Total 36.
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Sat Apr 29th
The California at Belmont
Masterbaker
Belmont
The Pack: Masterbaker, Bad Influence, Beetroot, Bhopal, Brown Nose, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Daffy Dildo, Down Underwear, Juices Flowing, Kenny, Knickers, Mad Cow, Marxist, No Foreplay, Parsons Nose, Prince, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, White Trash and 2 others. Total 27.
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Sat Apr 22nd
The Swan at Hampton Wick
Call Girl
Hampton Wick
The Pack: Call Girl, Airhead, Bad Influence, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Bobo, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Marxist, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Phickle Fart, Qualified Seaman, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, White Trash and 1 others. Total 29.
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Sat Apr 15th
The Woodman Pinner at Northwood Hills
Mad Cow
Northwood Hills
The Pack: Mad Cow, Bad Influence, Bed Spanner, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Des Res, Going Commando, Hash Cash, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Road Runner, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Smack the Oyster, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 31.
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Sat Apr 8th
The Ferry House at Island Gardens
Qualified Seaman and So Fart Ana
Island Gardens
The Pack: Qualified Seaman, So Fart Ana, All Fours, Bad Influence, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Butt Plug, Caboose, Call Girl, Chi Su, Comes Occasionally, Dawns Crack, Des Res, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Houdini (R2D2), K4, Kanye, Kermit, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Pope, Reach Around, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sparerib, Yorky Porky and 4 others. Total 39.
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Sat Apr 1st
Ye Olde Rose and Crown at Walthamstow Central
Down Underwear and Reach Around
Walthamstow
The Pack: Down Underwear, Reach Around, Airhead, Apple Bobbing, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Brown Nose, Country Bumpkin, Dawns Crack, Dirty Dozen, Giving Head, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, Kanye, Linford, Marianne Stringfellow, Masterbaker, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Parsons Nose, Please Sir, Qualified Seaman, Quickie, Rambo, Scrumpy, So Fart Ana, Takobelle, White Trash, Yorky Porky, Yui Tachibona and 5 others. Total 38.
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Sat Mar 25th
Big In Japan, Not Out and Optimist
Kilburn - Not Out's 60th & Optimists 60 Plus Birthday
The Pack: Big In Japan, Not Out, Optimist, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Contour, Des Res, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Houdini (R2D2), K4, Kanye, Knead, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Marianne Stringfellow, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Quickie, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, So Fart Ana, Sthweetheart, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, White Trash, Yui Tachibona and 2 others. Total 41.
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Sat Feb 25th
The Kings Head at Earls Court
Contour and Last Tango
Earls Court
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, 2AM, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Comes Occasionally, Double-O, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Kermit, Knickers, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pussy Hunter, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Scrumpy, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 47.
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Sat Feb 18th
The George at Wanstead
Standard Deviant
Wanstead
The Pack: Standard Deviant, Amanda Bird, Bad Influence, Bhopal, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Des Res, Double-O, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Kermit, Knickers, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Please Sir, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Vinny Shay, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof, Yui Tachibona and 1 others. Total 44.
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Sat Feb 11th
The Gregorian at Bermondsey
Woof Woof Woof
Bermondsey
The Pack: Woof Woof Woof, Alex Hales, Bad Influence, Bear Behind, Bhopal, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Chummy Walker, Comes Occasionally, Contour, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hijacker, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Kenny, Kermit, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 43.
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Sat Feb 4th
The Green W7 at Hanwell
Kenny
Hanwell
The Pack: Kenny, Bed Spanner, Bhopal, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Come Forth, Fat Bastard, Giving Head, Going Commando, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, Yorky Porky and Yui Tachibona. Total 36.
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Sat Jan 28th
Ryde and Tablewhine
Bank
The Pack: Ryde, Tablewhine, 3 Camels, 3S4D, All Fours, Bad Influence, Bear Behind, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Houdini (R2D2), Invisible Matt, K4, Kanye, Kermit, Lady Chatterley, Linford, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Sam Wales, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Thunderthighs, Woof Woof Woof, Yui Tachibona and 3 others. Total 51.
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Sat Jan 21st
The Express Tavern at Kew Bridge
Smartarse
Kew Bridge
The Pack: Smartarse, Airhead, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, F 3 Ways, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, Katoyboy, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Murphys, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Sthweetheart, Tablewhine, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yui Tachibona and 1 others. Total 34.
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Sat Jan 14th
The Elm Tree at Elmers End
Masterbaker
Elmers End (South London)
The Pack: Masterbaker, Bad Influence, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Call Girl, Chi Su, Double Entry (hu), Freeloader, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Proxy, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Scrumpy, Short Plank, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and Woof Woof Woof. Total 30.
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Sun Jan 1st
The Bear at Paddington
Reach Around
New Years Day Run - Paddington
most attended of 2023!
The Pack: Reach Around, Apple Bobbing, Beer Banger, Beetroot, Bhopal, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobbledick, Bobo, Brown Nose, Chummy Walker, Come Forth, Contour, Dawns Crack, Dipstick, Doner Kebab, Giving Head, Going Commando, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Kermit, Knead, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pussy Hunter, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, Yorky Porky and 12 others. Total 58.