London Hash House Harriers running and drinking club

Parsons Nose's Hash Runs 2023

 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
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Sat Dec 30th
Catford Bridge Tavern at Catford Bridge
Masterbaker
Catford / Catford Bridge
The Pack: Masterbaker, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Call Girl, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Parsons Nose, Prince, Queen IB Nigeria Hash, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Sweet Potatoes (CH3), Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Vulcan, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 3 others. Total 31.
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Sat Oct 14th
The Salt Quay at Rotherhithe
Weeny Schnitzel
Rotherhithe
The Pack: Weeny Schnitzel, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Down Underwear, Franziska, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Nice Erotica Nigeria Hash, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Parsons Nose, Pope, Rambo, Riptide, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 7 others. Total 40.
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Sat Oct 7th
The Exmouth Arms at Euston Square
Big In Japan and Not Out
Euston Square
The Pack: Big In Japan, Not Out, Blood Stained Clothing, Caboose, Chi Su, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Going Commando, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Knead, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mudplug, Norma Wisdom, Parsons Nose, Prince, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Reach Around, Riptide, Slippery Comer, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Sweetheart, The Nigerian, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 3 others. Total 35.
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Sat Sep 23rd
Titanic Dickhead
Bounds Green
The Pack: Titanic Dickhead, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Cliffbanger, Contour, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Giving Head, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kermit, Last Tango, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Must’va Crap, Norma Wisdom, Not Out, Opee, Parsons Nose, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 34.
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Sat Sep 9th
The Victoria at London Bridge
Kermit and Run 2 Eat
Joint Run with Hursley H3 - London Bridge
The Pack: Kermit, Run 2 Eat, Beetroot, Bobo, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Freeloader, Higgins, Hijacker, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, Lego Las, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, MTM, Noisy Fucker, Omo (FUKFM), Only Fan Rooms, Parsons Nose, Pyles, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Tinkerbell, Titanic Dickhead, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 16 others. Total 46.
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Sat Sep 2nd
Mouthwash
AGPU - Springfield Bowls Club
The Pack: Mouthwash, 2AM, Airhead, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Brown Nose, Call Girl, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Fat Bastard, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, KC, Kenny, Knickers, Linford, Lofty, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Must’va Crap, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parsons Nose, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 7 others. Total 56.
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Sat Aug 26th
The Kings Head at Tooting Bec
no hares
Tooting Bec
The Pack: , Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Brown Nose, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Chi Su, Juices Flowing, Marxist, Masterbaker, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parsons Nose, Prince, Pyles, Rambo, Sweetheart, Tuna Melt, White Trash and 9 others. Total 29.
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Sat Aug 19th
The Rose and Crown at Sloane Square
All Fours
Sloane Square
The Pack: All Fours, Apple Bobbing, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Butt Plug, Double-O, Flour In My Hole, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, KC, Knickers, Linford, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Parsons Nose, Sin Bernard, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Stiff Little Finger, Titanic Dickhead and 8 others. Total 31.
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Sat Aug 5th
Hoop and Grapes at Aldgate
Kanye
Aldgate / Aldgate East
The Pack: Kanye, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Caboose, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Love Deuce, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Noisy Fucker, Nutsucker, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Quickie, Rambo, Reach Around, Rental Stick, Sex toy, Sin Bernard, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Stiff Little Finger, Sweetheart, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs and Weeny Schnitzel. Total 37.
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Sat Jul 29th
Prince of Wales at Hammersmith
K4
Hammersmith
The Pack: K4, Big In Japan, Brown Nose, Called Away, Contour, Eagermount, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, KC, Knickers, Last Tango, Linford, Marianne Stringfellow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Norma Wisdom, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pope, Psychodelic, Queen Viper, Rambo, Scrumpy, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt and 7 others. Total 42.
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Sat Jul 22nd
The Kings Arms at Ealing Broadway
Pope
Ealing Broadway - Prelube to Ealing Blues Festival
The Pack: Pope, Bobo, Contour, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Last Tango, Lonely, Martian Matron, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Rambo, Ryde, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Stiff Little Finger, Tablewhine, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 6 others. Total 36.
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Sat Jul 15th
The Queen Elizabeth at Chingford
Reach Around and The Nigerian
Chingford
The Pack: Reach Around, The Nigerian, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Castrato, Dawns Crack, Double-O, Down Underwear, Giving Head, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, K4, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Please Sir, Qualified Seaman, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and 5 others. Total 30.
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Sat Jul 8th
Brownswood at Finsbury Park
Juices Flowing and Parsons Nose
Finsbury Park
The Pack: Juices Flowing, Parsons Nose, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Double-O, Down Underwear, K4, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, Not Out, Scrumpy, Stiff Little Finger, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, White Trash and 2 others. Total 19.
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Sun Jun 18th
Stroud
no hares
LONDON AWAY WEEKEND | 16-18th June | Stroud RFC
The Pack: , All Fours, Bed Spanner, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Contour, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Horrible, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Scarface, Scrumpy, Sir Clugs, Sir Humpalot, Sleek Cheeks, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Stevie Blunder, Testiculator and 2 others. Total 42.
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Sat Jun 17th
Stroud
K4, Masterbaker and Not Out
LONDON AWAY WEEKEND | 16-18th June | Stroud RFC
The Pack: K4, Masterbaker, Not Out, All Fours, Bed Spanner, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Contour, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Horrible, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Scarface, Scrumpy, Sir Clugs, Sir Humpalot, Sleek Cheeks, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Stevie Blunder, Testiculator and 2 others. Total 42.
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Sat Jun 10th
The Viaduct at Hanwell
Knickers
Hanwell
The Pack: Knickers, Bad Influence, Caboose, Contour, Daffy Dildo, Down Underwear, Drainoil, Juices Flowing, Kanye, KC, Last Tango, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Scarface, Scrumpy, Sleek Cheeks, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Stevie Blunder, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 27.
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Sat May 13th
The Charles Holden at Colliers Wood
Alice
Colliers Wood
The Pack: Alice, All Fours, Bad Influence, Bear Behind, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Caboose, Call Girl, Chi Su, Double-O, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Juices Flowing, K4, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Mudplug, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Ryde, Scrumpy, So Fart Ana, Strap On, Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and Yorky Porky. Total 33.
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Mon May 8th
The Rose and Crown at Chorleywood
Mouthwash and Scrumpy
Chorleywood **Note: Day Change - Monday
The Pack: Mouthwash, Scrumpy, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Brown Nose, Chummy Walker, Contour, Doner Kebab, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Moaning Minnie, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Ryde, Sarah the snail, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Strap On, Tablewhine, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead and White Trash. Total 36.
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Sat Apr 29th
The California at Belmont
Masterbaker
Belmont
The Pack: Masterbaker, Bad Influence, Beetroot, Bhopal, Brown Nose, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Daffy Dildo, Down Underwear, Juices Flowing, Kenny, Knickers, Mad Cow, Marxist, No Foreplay, Parsons Nose, Prince, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, White Trash and 2 others. Total 27.
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Sat Apr 22nd
The Swan at Hampton Wick
Call Girl
Hampton Wick
The Pack: Call Girl, Airhead, Bad Influence, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Bobo, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Marxist, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Phickle Fart, Qualified Seaman, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, White Trash and 1 others. Total 29.
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Sat Apr 15th
The Woodman Pinner at Northwood Hills
Mad Cow
Northwood Hills
The Pack: Mad Cow, Bad Influence, Bed Spanner, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Des Res, Going Commando, Hash Cash, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Road Runner, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Smack the Oyster, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 31.
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Sat Apr 1st
Ye Olde Rose and Crown at Walthamstow Central
Down Underwear and Reach Around
Walthamstow
The Pack: Down Underwear, Reach Around, Airhead, Apple Bobbing, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Brown Nose, Country Bumpkin, Dawns Crack, Dirty Dozen, Giving Head, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, Kanye, Linford, Marianne Stringfellow, Masterbaker, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Parsons Nose, Please Sir, Qualified Seaman, Quickie, Rambo, Scrumpy, So Fart Ana, Takobelle, White Trash, Yorky Porky, Yui Tachibona and 5 others. Total 38.
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Sat Mar 18th
The Castle at South Ealing
Pope
South Ealing
The Pack: Pope, 3S4D, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Call Girl, Eagermount, Fat Bastard, Fishy Papaya, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Houdini (R2D2), Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Knickers, Miss Muffet, Murphys, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pussy Hunter, Rambo, Rox Off, Sir Humpalot, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, White Trash and Yorky Porky. Total 34.
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Sat Mar 11th
The Wood House at Sydenham Hill
K4
Sydenham Hill
The Pack: K4, Bad Influence, Bear Behind, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, Knickers, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Not Out, Parsons Nose, Pope, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, White Trash and 3 others. Total 27.
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Sat Mar 4th
The Warwick Castle at Warwick Avenue
Giving Head
Warwick Avenue
The Pack: Giving Head, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Breakfast Included (Beijing H3), Brown Nose, Caboose, Contour, Dawns Crack, Deep Klunge, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Linford, Lost in M&S, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Contagious, Not Out, Parsons Nose, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and Yankit (Dogs Blx H3). Total 37.
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Sat Feb 25th
The Kings Head at Earls Court
Contour and Last Tango
Earls Court
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, 2AM, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Comes Occasionally, Double-O, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Kermit, Knickers, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pussy Hunter, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Scrumpy, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 47.
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Sat Feb 18th
The George at Wanstead
Standard Deviant
Wanstead
The Pack: Standard Deviant, Amanda Bird, Bad Influence, Bhopal, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Des Res, Double-O, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Kermit, Knickers, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Please Sir, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Vinny Shay, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof, Yui Tachibona and 1 others. Total 44.
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Sat Feb 11th
The Gregorian at Bermondsey
Woof Woof Woof
Bermondsey
The Pack: Woof Woof Woof, Alex Hales, Bad Influence, Bear Behind, Bhopal, Black Hole, Bobo, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Chummy Walker, Comes Occasionally, Contour, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hijacker, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Kenny, Kermit, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 43.
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Sat Feb 4th
The Green W7 at Hanwell
Kenny
Hanwell
The Pack: Kenny, Bed Spanner, Bhopal, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Come Forth, Fat Bastard, Giving Head, Going Commando, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, Yorky Porky and Yui Tachibona. Total 36.
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Sat Jan 28th
Ryde and Tablewhine
Bank
The Pack: Ryde, Tablewhine, 3 Camels, 3S4D, All Fours, Bad Influence, Bear Behind, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Houdini (R2D2), Invisible Matt, K4, Kanye, Kermit, Lady Chatterley, Linford, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Sam Wales, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Thunderthighs, Woof Woof Woof, Yui Tachibona and 3 others. Total 51.
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Sat Jan 21st
The Express Tavern at Kew Bridge
Smartarse
Kew Bridge
The Pack: Smartarse, Airhead, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, F 3 Ways, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, Katoyboy, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Murphys, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yui Tachibona and 1 others. Total 34.
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Sat Jan 14th
The Elm Tree at Elmers End
Masterbaker
Elmers End (South London)
The Pack: Masterbaker, Bad Influence, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Call Girl, Chi Su, Double Entry (hu), Freeloader, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Proxy, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Scrumpy, Short Plank, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and Woof Woof Woof. Total 30.
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Sat Jan 7th
The Cabbage Patch at Twickenham
New Balls Please
Twickenham - New Balls' 70th Birthday Run
The Pack: New Balls Please, Airhead, Ball Breaker, Bhopal, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Casting Slouch, Chocolate Starfish, CL (Cunning Lingus), Contour, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Kenny, Kermit, Last Tango, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Periodical, Pope, Pussy Hunter, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot and 2 others. Total 37.
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Sun Jan 1st
The Bear at Paddington
Reach Around
New Years Day Run - Paddington
most attended of 2023!
The Pack: Reach Around, Apple Bobbing, Beer Banger, Beetroot, Bhopal, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobbledick, Bobo, Brown Nose, Chummy Walker, Come Forth, Contour, Dawns Crack, Dipstick, Doner Kebab, Giving Head, Going Commando, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Kermit, Knead, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pussy Hunter, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, Yorky Porky and 12 others. Total 58.