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Invisible Matt's Hash Runs 2022

 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
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Sat Sep 24th
The Coach And Horses at Rickmansworth
Parsons Nose
The Pack: Parsons Nose, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Brown Nose, Chi Su, Contour, Doner Kebab, Double-O, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Freeloader, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, More On, Mouthwash, Not Out, Pope, Rambo, Ryde, Sam Wales, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sparerib, Tablewhine, Titanic Dickhead, White Trash and 5 others. Total 38.
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Sat Sep 17th
The Sultan at South Wimbledon
Masterbaker
The Pack: Masterbaker, Bad Influence, Bear Behind, Bobo, Chi Su, Des Res, Double-O, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freshly Spewed, Giving Head, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Lofty, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Not Out, Parsons Nose, Pope, Rambo, Road Runner, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Testiculator, Weeny Schnitzel and 6 others. Total 43.
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Sat Sep 10th
Chi Su and Trigamist
A memorial r*n to celebrate Pete the Pilot
The Pack: Chi Su, Trigamist, 3 Camels, Bad Influence, Bobo, Bonkers, Comes Occasionally, Daffy Dildo, Des Res, Dirty Dozen, Double-O, Down Underwear, Foghorn, Freeloader, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, KC, Knickers, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, More On, Mouthwash, Not Out, Parsons Nose, Penis Envy, Qualified Seaman, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Saddlesniffer, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Weeny Schnitzel and 6 others. Total 48.
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Sat Aug 27th
Galvanisers Union at Bromley by Bow
Qualified Seaman
The Pack: Qualified Seaman, All Fours, Bear Behind, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Chi Su, Contour, Double-O, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Fishy Papaya, Freeloader, Giving Head, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Pyles, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, Yorky Porky and 3 others. Total 42.
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Sat Aug 20th
The Pelton Arms at Greenwich
Black Hole
The Pack: Black Hole, All Fours, Bear Behind, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Butt Plug, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Freeloader, Going Commando, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Not Out, Parsons Nose, Penis Envy, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Thunderthighs, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 9 others. Total 41.
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Sat Aug 13th
The Charles Holden at Colliers Wood
Alice
The Pack: Alice, Bear Behind, Big In Japan, Double-O, F 3 Ways, Freeloader, Invisible Matt, K4, Masterbaker, Not Out, Pyles, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Weeny Schnitzel and 1 others. Total 16.
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Sat Jul 9th
Kenny
The Pack: Kenny, All Fours, Bear Behind, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Camping Gaz, Cheap Shit, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Dr Pussy, Going Commando, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Marxist, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Parsons Nose, Penis Envy, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Yorky Porky and 3 others. Total 33.
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Sat Jul 2nd
Invisible Matt and Penis Envy
the Traitor Day run
The Pack: Invisible Matt, Penis Envy, 3 Camels, Bear Behind, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Chi Su, Contour, Dawns Crack, Double-O, Down Underwear, Going Commando, Hands On, K4, Kanye, Last Tango, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Not Contagious, Parsons Nose, Pyles, Reach Around, Road Runner, Sin Bernard, Testiculator, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 30.
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Sat Jun 25th
Boston Manor
Rambo
The Pack: Rambo, 3 Camels, Airhead, Bhopal, Chi Su, Double-O, F 3 Ways, Freeloader, Giving Head, Invisible Matt, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Love Deuce, Masterbaker, Optimist, Pope, Ryde, Sin Bernard, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Weeny Schnitzel and Woof Woof Woof. Total 25.
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Sat Jun 11th
The Woodman Pinner at Northwood Hills
Mad Cow
The Pack: Mad Cow, All Fours, Bhopal, Bobo, Dawns Crack, Double-O, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Flat Pussy, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Invisible Matt, Kenny, Knickers, Kotex, Masterbaker, Noisy Fucker, Not Contagious, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Penis Envy, Pope, Reach Around, Road Kill, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Simon Broadhurst, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Titanic Dickhead, Wacker and 4 others. Total 39.
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Sat May 21st
Island Gardens
Optimist and Thunderthighs
Ukraine blue/yellow charity r*n. £5 compulsory contribution
The Pack: Optimist, Thunderthighs, 3S4D, Bobbledick, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Castrato, Chi Su, Deep Klunge, Dipstick, Down Underwear, Fishy Papaya, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Love Deuce, Masterbaker, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Offie, Parsons Nose, Penis Envy, Pyles, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yankit (Dogs Blx H3) and 2 others. Total 36.
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Mon May 2nd
Traitors Gate at Tower Hill
Bhopal
Wren Church R*n
The Pack: Bhopal, 3 Camels, All Fours, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Call Girl, Chi Su, Comes Occasionally, Crusty Nuts, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Fishy Papaya, Flour In My Hole, Freeloader, Giving Head, Going Commando, Hands On, Hard to Come, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Knickers, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Bean, More On, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Contagious, Not Out, Parsons Nose, Penis Envy, Pope, Pyles, Rambo, Reach Around, Road Runner, Run 2 Eat, Sin Bernard, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Vinny Shay, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 3 others. Total 55.
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Sat Apr 23rd
The Windsor Castle at Carshalton
Alice
St. George's day r*n
The Pack: Alice, Bear Behind, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Chi Su, Comes Occasionally, Contour, Double-O, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, Kenny, Last Tango, Lofty, Masterbaker, Murphys, No Foreplay, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Proxy, Pyles, Sparerib, The Nigerian, Trigamist, Wing & Co and Woof Woof Woof. Total 30.
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Sat Apr 16th
The Adam and Eve at St James Park
Contour, Last Tango and Skylark
Easter Egg Hunt
most attended of 2022!
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, Skylark, Airhead, All Fours, Belches with Wolves, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Chi Su, Cover Girl, Dawns Crack, Dingo, Double-O, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Fat Bastard, Foreskin, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Lofty, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Murphys, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Penis Envy, Phickle Fart, Pope, Reach Around, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Shakesbeer, Simples, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Standard Deviant, Tadpole, Titanic Dickhead, Wing & Co, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 4 others. Total 63.
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Sat Apr 9th
Mother Kellys at Stratford
Reach Around
The Pack: Reach Around, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Broke Vac Mounting, Brown Nose, Chi Su, Contour, Dawns Crack, Deep Klunge, Double-O, Down Underwear, Eunuch, F 3 Ways, Going Commando, Goldfinger, Head Mistress, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Kermit, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, More On, Murphys, Noisy Fucker, Not Contagious, Parsons Nose, Penis Envy, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Titanic Dickhead, Unprotective Cox, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 3 others. Total 50.
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Sat Apr 2nd
The White Hart at Whitechapel
Invisible Matt
The Pack: Invisible Matt, 3 Camels, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Broke Vac Mounting, Brown Nose, Comes Occasionally, Contour, Double-O, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Giving Head, Going Commando, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Last Tango, Martian Matron, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Parsons Nose, Pope, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Testiculator, Weeny Schnitzel and Yorky Porky. Total 35.
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Sat Mar 19th
Island Gardens
Qualified Seaman and So Fart Ana
The Pack: Qualified Seaman, So Fart Ana, Alice, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Broke Vac Mounting, Brown Nose, Castrato, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Giving Head, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Kotex, Linford, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Penis Envy, Rambo, Reach Around, Road Runner, Sir Humpalot, Sparerib, Thunderthighs, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 36.
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Sat Mar 5th
Wallington
Alice
The Pack: Alice, 3S4D, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Chi Su, Comes Occasionally, Contour, Crusty Nuts, Double-O, Down Underwear, Hard to Come, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Kotex, Last Tango, Lofty, Mouthwash, Murphys, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Penis Envy, Road Runner, Testiculator, Thunderthighs and Woof Woof Woof. Total 30.
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Sat Feb 12th
The Brockley Barge at Brockley
Mr X
80th anniversary of Gispert's death. A joined run
The Pack: Mr X, 3S4D, Alex Moores, Big In Japan, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Comes Occasionally, Daisy (MKH3), Double Entry (hu), Double-O, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Katoyboy, Kermit, Kotex, Lego Las, Lofty, Masterbaker, Not Out, Parsons Nose, Penis Envy, Pope, Proxy, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Run 2 Eat, Sir Humpalot, Sparerib, Testiculator, Thunderthighs and Titanic Dickhead. Total 37.
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Sat Feb 5th
The Castle at South Ealing
Kenny
The Pack: Kenny, Airhead, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobbledick, Brown Nose, Butt Plug, Comes Occasionally, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Freeloader, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kotex, Lofty, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, More On, Not Contagious, Not Out, Parsons Nose, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs and Yorky Porky. Total 28.
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Sat Jan 29th
The Railway Bell at Hampton
Sir Humpalot
The Pack: Sir Humpalot, Airhead, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobbledick, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Castrato, Chi Su, Contour, Crusty Nuts, Dingo, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Freeloader, Hard to Come, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kotex, Last Tango, Lofty, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Penis Envy, Phickle Fart, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Ryde, Scrumpy, Smartarse, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead and 3 others. Total 45.
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Sat Jan 22nd
Railway West Wickham at West Wickham
Masterbaker
The Pack: Masterbaker, 3S4D, Bobo, Chi Su, Crusty Nuts, Des Res, Down Underwear, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Grassy Arse, Hard to Come, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, Kermit, Kotex, Lego Las, Mouthwash, Parsons Nose, Penis Envy, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Road Runner, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sparerib, Testiculator, Thunderthighs and 5 others. Total 33.
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Sat Jan 8th
The Dukes Head at Richmond
Contour and Last Tango
Tango's 21 hash anniversary. Joined run with Slash
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, Airhead, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Bonnie, Brown Nose, Bulldozer, Castrato, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Freshly Spewed, Giving Head, Head Mistress, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Lil Naughty, Lofty, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Not Out, Optimist, Parsons Nose, Penis Envy, Phickle Fart, Pusseye, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Simples, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Tadpole, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 45.