
Beetroot's Hash Runs 2025
(to run 2783 on June 28th from Victoria)
Run
Date
Location
Hare
Grange Hill - Hare's 40th Anniversary of Hashing
The Pack: For Sale Or Rent, Smartarse, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Crystal Balls, Digger, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Fishy Fingers, Hijacker, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kermit, Knickers, Lofty, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Spoilt Bastard, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 37.
Welling
The Pack: Chi Su, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Crusty Nuts, Doormat, Freeloader, Hard to Come, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Mad Cow, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Parson’s Nose, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sparerib, Titanic Dickhead, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 24.
Hayes (Kent) - Master Baker's Big B-Day Hash
The Pack: Masterbaker, Alice, Beetroot, Bobo, Chi Su, Crusty Nuts, Down Underwear, Giving Head, Hard to Come, Hijacker, Kanye, Knickers, Landing Strip, Marxist, Optimist, Pyles, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Titanic Dickhead and 1 others. Total 23.
Belsize Park
The Pack: Mouthwash, Beetroot, Black Hole, Bobo, Camel bowels, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Hedgehog, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Kanye, Knickers, Little Pair, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Miss Muffet, Parson’s Nose, Pyles, Rambo, Scrumpy, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 4 others. Total 33.
St Pauls - **Easter Egg Hunt**
most attended of 2025!
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, 50 Shades, African Queen, Airhead, Alice, Bed Spanner, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Daffy Dildo, Down Underwear, Erina Virgin, F 3 Ways, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Fuck & Go, Hands On, Hot Bot, Juices Flowing, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Little Bear, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mr X, Mudplug, Not Out, October Flesh, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Peebee CH3, Philthegreek, Pope, Proxy, Pyles, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shit Face, Simples, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Tadpole, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Woodick, Yorky Porky and 5 others. Total 69.
Eastcote
The Pack: Slippery Comer, Alice, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Drink Her Pretty, Freeloader, Giving Head, Going Commando, Hijacker, Hunting Cunt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Knickers, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Titanic Dickhead, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 35.
Blackheath - Joint run with SLASH
The Pack: White Trash, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Bulldozer, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Down Underwear, Eagermount, Fishy Fingers, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Hijacker, K4, Kanye, KC, Landing Strip, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Not Out, Peebee CH3, Pope, Pyles, Rambo, Ryde, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sweet Potatoes (CH3), Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Testiculator and 1 others. Total 34.
Iver
The Pack: Rambo, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Bulldozer, Drink Her Pretty, Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, Kanye, Kenny, Landing Strip, Lofty, Mad Cow, Miss Muffet, Mudplug, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Ryde, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Tablewhine and 1 others. Total 24.
Clapton
The Pack: Dawns Crack, Beetroot, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Broke Vac Mounting, Down Underwear, Drink Her Pretty, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Going Commando, Hijacker, Opee, Please Sir, Rambo, Reach Around, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Testiculator, Tuna Melt, Vulcan and White Trash. Total 22.
Brockley - Gispert Memorial Run - joint with Herts
The Pack: Mr X, African Queen, Beetroot, Blood Stained Clothing, Chi Su, Chris Mulaik, Fucks Like A Rabbit (FLAR), Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kylie, Mark E. Mark, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Mudplug, My Li’l Spermhead, Pampers (Scarboro H3), Parson’s Nose, Plank CH3, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Vicky Vomit, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 9 others. Total 38.
Carshalton
The Pack: Masterbaker, African Queen, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Daffy Dildo, Hijacker, K4, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Mary Poppins, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Not Out, Pope, Pyles, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Short Plank, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, The Perfect Woman, Thunderthighs and White Trash. Total 26.
Stamford Brook
The Pack: Bhopal, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Drink Her Pretty, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Must’va Crap, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Reach Around, Standard Deviant, Sweet Potatoes (CH3), Thunderthighs, White Trash and Yorky Porky. Total 27.
Brentford
The Pack: 2AM, Smartarse, Angel, Beetroot, Bobo, Bouncer, Brown Nose, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Cyst Pit, Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, KC, Keeps it up, Knickers, Lady Chatterley, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Must’va Crap, New Balls Please, Nose Dive, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Proxy, Pyles, Radio Soap, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Scrumpy, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Wild Bush, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 48.