
Smartarse's Hash Runs 2025
(to run 2774 on May 3rd from Lambeth North)
Run
Date
Location
Hare
Lambeth North
The Pack: Sin Bernard, Bear Behind, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Chi Su, Cowgirl Hunting, Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Smartarse, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Yorky Porky and 3 others. Total 36.
Caterham
The Pack: Sir Humpalot, Alice, Bobo, Butt Plug, Camping Gaz, Down Underwear, Dr Pussy, For Sale Or Rent, Giving Head, K4, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, No Foreplay, Philthegreek, Scrumpy, Short Plank, Smartarse, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Woodick and 1 others. Total 24.
East Croydon
The Pack: Alice, 3 Camels, African Queen, Big In Japan, Bobo, Catherine Brydan-Smith, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Fat Bastard, Fishy Fingers, Fucks Like A Rabbit (FLAR), Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Philthegreek, Pyles, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Sin Bernard, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt and 1 others. Total 38.
Bermondsey
The Pack: Opee, 3S4D, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Caboose, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, K4, Kermit, Lady Chatterley, Miss Muffet, Mudplug, Not Out, Oral Sex, Plank CH3, Pope, Pyles, Run 2 Eat, Sir Long And Thin, Slippery Comer, Smartarse and Thunderthighs. Total 25.
Blackheath - Joint run with SLASH
The Pack: White Trash, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Bulldozer, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Down Underwear, Eagermount, Fishy Fingers, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Hijacker, K4, Kanye, KC, Landing Strip, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Not Out, Peebee CH3, Pope, Pyles, Rambo, Ryde, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sweet Potatoes (CH3), Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Testiculator and 1 others. Total 34.
Iver
The Pack: Rambo, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Bulldozer, Drink Her Pretty, Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, Kanye, Kenny, Landing Strip, Lofty, Mad Cow, Miss Muffet, Mudplug, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Ryde, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Tablewhine and 1 others. Total 24.
Brentford
The Pack: 2AM, Smartarse, Angel, Beetroot, Bobo, Bouncer, Brown Nose, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Cyst Pit, Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, KC, Keeps it up, Knickers, Lady Chatterley, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Must’va Crap, New Balls Please, Nose Dive, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Proxy, Pyles, Radio Soap, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Scrumpy, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Wild Bush, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 48.