Standin Shit's Hash Runs 2026
(to run 2843 on July 25th from Norwood Junction)
Run
Date
Location
Hare
Turnham Green
The Pack: Knickers, Bear Behind, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Crash Test Dummy, Doormat, Head Mistress, K4, Landing Strip, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Pope, Pussy Basher, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Standard Deviant, Standin Shit, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 29.
St James Park
The Pack: Chi Su, Sparerib, Alice, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Crusty Nuts, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Just Christie, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Knickers, Landing Strip, Masterbaker, Must’va Crap, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Pope, Pussy Basher, Russell in the Bush, Standard Deviant, Standin Shit, Thunderthighs, White Trash, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 31.
*Midsummer breakfast run*
The Pack: Prince, Bear Behind, Cover Girl, Down Underwear, Knickers, Nose Dive, Pinis Grigio, Standin Shit and 3 others. Total 11.
Angel Islington *Hares bday & 3 year Hashyversary!*
The Pack: Fishy Fingers, Landing Strip, Belly Elliot CH3, Big In Japan, Broke Vac Mounting, Chi Su, Deep Klunge, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Giving Head, Head Mistress, Hey Siri, Hole in One CH3, Just Monique, Kermit, Marxist, Nice Cocker, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, White Trash, Woodick, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 35.
Clapham Common
The Pack: Alice, Adam Lie, Bedpan, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Butt Plug, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, Just Chris Harrison, K4, Landing Strip, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Must Bang, Nice Cocker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Prince, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs and Tuna Melt. Total 33.
Pimlico **Australia Day**
The Pack: Airhead, Bedpan, Adam Lie, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Chi Su, David quigley-Jones, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Just lies Visitor Virgin, K4, Lady Chatterley, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Plan B, Proxy, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sparerib, Sperminator, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Vulcan, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 46.
Northfields
The Pack: Pope, 3S4D, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Lady Chatterley, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Ryde, Sparerib, Standin Shit, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 28.