London Hash House Harriers running and drinking club

Yorky Porky's Hash Runs 2026

(to run 2823 on March 14th from Finchley Road)
 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
hash
Sat Feb 21st
The Dolphin at Sydneham
Opee and Tuna Melt
Sydneham
The Pack: Opee, Tuna Melt, 3S4D, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Hash Cash, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Just John Virgin Visitor, Just liesl, Kermit, Lady Chatterley, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Woof Woof Woof and Yorky Porky. Total 28.
hash
Sat Feb 14th
Friend at Hand at Russell Square
Contour and Last Tango
Russell Square - **Valentines day Hash**
most attended of 2026!
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, Airhead, Alice, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Bulldozer, Chi Su, Come Forth In Orange, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Flying Solo, Freeloader, Giving Head, Gobbledick, Half Baked, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Hole in One, Invisible Matt, Just John Virgin Visitor, Just liesl, KC, Landing Strip, Lofty, Looberty, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Microscopic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Nose Dive, Not Out, Opee, Peebee CH3, Plan B, Pope, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Reach Around, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Up My Ar@e, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 13 others. Total 74.
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Sat Jan 24th
The Grosvenor at Pimlico
Airhead and Bed Pan
Pimlico **Australia Day**
The Pack: Airhead, Bed Pan, Adam Lie, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Chi Su, David quigley-Jones, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Just lies Visitor Virgin, K4, Lady C, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Plan B, Proxy, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sparerib, Sperminator, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Vulcan, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 46.
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Sat Jan 17th
Ryans at Northfields
Pope
Northfields
The Pack: Pope, 3S4D, Bed Pan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Lady C, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Ryde, Sparerib, Standin Shit, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 28.
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Sat Jan 3rd
Prince of Wales at Ravenscourt Park
K4
Ravenscourt Park
The Pack: K4, Airhead, Alice, Bed Pan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Butt Plug, Caboose, Clawed Balls, Contour, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, KC, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Optimist, Periodical, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Ryde, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smack the Oyster, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 48.