Qualified Seaman's Hash Runs 2026
(to run 2846 on August 15th from Uxbridge)
Run
Date
Location
Hare
Uxbridge **BAG SITTER WANTED**
The Pack: Head Mistress, Sex toy, A Bit On the Side, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Down Underwear, F*cker, Freeloader, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Just John Visitor, Just liesl visitor, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt and Woof Woof Woof. Total 40.
Ealing Broadway
The Pack: Pope, 3S4D, A Bit On the Side, Alice, Bedpan, Big In Japan, Bobo, Cameraman, El C*nto (Joshua), F*cker, Giving Head, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Just Sinead, K4, Lady Chatterley, Likkem, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pussy Basher, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Rear Entry, Run 2 Eat, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 43.
Norwood Junction
The Pack: Masterbaker, Alice, Bedpan, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Contour, Crusty Nuts, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kling On (Melbourne), Last Tango, Marxist, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Pussy Basher, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sex toy, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 37.
