Masterbaker's Hash Runs 2026
(to run 2849 on September 5th from Lambeth North)
Run
Date
Location
Hare
Ealing Broadway
The Pack: Pope, 3S4D, A Bit On the Side, Alice, Bedpan, Big In Japan, Bobo, Cameraman, El C*nto (Joshua), F*cker, Giving Head, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Just Sinead, K4, Lady Chatterley, Likkem, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pussy Basher, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Rear Entry, Run 2 Eat, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 43.
Norwood Junction
The Pack: Masterbaker, Alice, Bedpan, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Contour, Crusty Nuts, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, Just Anabel, K4, Kling On (Melbourne), Last Tango, Marxist, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Pussy Basher, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sex toy, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Winnie The Puke and Woof Woof Woof. Total 37.
Golden Jubilee Away Day! **PRE-REGISTERED ATTENDEES ONLY!**
The Pack: 3S4D, Lady Chatterley, A Bit On the Side, Airhead, Ball Breaker, Bear Behind, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bobo, Butt Plug, Called Away, Chi Su, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Hash Cash, Head Mistress, Hijacker, K4, Knickers, Lofty, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Must’va Crap, New Balls Please, Not Out, Pope, Pussy Basher, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Skylark, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs and Titanic Dickhead. Total 39.
Turnham Green
The Pack: Knickers, Bear Behind, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Crash Test Dummy, Doormat, Head Mistress, K4, Landing Strip, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Pope, Pussy Basher, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Standard Deviant, Standin Shit, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 29.
**Sweetheart's 4th of July Hash** *Themed*
The Pack: Sweetheart, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 38.
St James Park
The Pack: Chi Su, Sparerib, Alice, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Crusty Nuts, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Just Christie, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Knickers, Landing Strip, Masterbaker, Must’va Crap, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Pope, Pussy Basher, Russell in the Bush, Standard Deviant, Standin Shit, Thunderthighs, White Trash, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 31.
Bromley South
The Pack: Masterbaker, Alice, Bedpan, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Breakfast Included (Beijing H3), Hash Cash, Head Mistress, Hijacker, K4, Landing Strip, Lost in M&S, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, Moaning Minnie, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Not Out, Nuts in a bag, Opee, Pope, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, White Trash and 1 others. Total 31.
Hanwell
The Pack: K4, 2AM, A Bit On the Side, Beetroot, Camel bowels, Freeloader, Generator, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Knickers, Landing Strip, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Sex toy, Sparerib, Tuna Melt, White Trash and 1 others. Total 23.
Clapham Common
The Pack: Alice, A Bit On the Side, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Contour, Crusty Nuts, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Parson’s Nose, Pyles, Rambo, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Winnie The Puke and Yorky Porky. Total 29.
