The Nigerian's Hash Runs 2026
(to run 2846 on August 15th from Uxbridge)
Run
Date
Location
Hare
Uxbridge **BAG SITTER WANTED**
The Pack: Head Mistress, Sex toy, A Bit On the Side, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Down Underwear, F*cker, Freeloader, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Just John Visitor, Just liesl visitor, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt and Woof Woof Woof. Total 40.
Belsize Park
The Pack: Mouthwash, Pussy Basher, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Dawns Crack, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Down Underwear, Elver, F*cker, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Full of Cream, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Keep the change visitor Phillipines, Knickers, Landing Strip, Lost soles, Martian Matron, Minge & Tonic, More On, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Reach Around, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shit Retainer, Sir Humpalot, Standard Deviant, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 3 others. Total 47.
Ealing Broadway
The Pack: Pope, 3S4D, A Bit On the Side, Alice, Bedpan, Big In Japan, Bobo, Cameraman, El C*nto (Joshua), F*cker, Giving Head, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Just Sinead, K4, Lady Chatterley, Likkem, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pussy Basher, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Rear Entry, Run 2 Eat, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 43.
Golden Jubilee Away Day! **PRE-REGISTERED ATTENDEES ONLY!**
The Pack: 3S4D, Lady Chatterley, A Bit On the Side, Airhead, Ball Breaker, Bear Behind, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bobo, Butt Plug, Called Away, Chi Su, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Hash Cash, Head Mistress, Hijacker, K4, Knickers, Lofty, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Must’va Crap, New Balls Please, Not Out, Pope, Pussy Basher, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Skylark, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs and Titanic Dickhead. Total 39.
Turnham Green
The Pack: Knickers, Bear Behind, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Crash Test Dummy, Doormat, Head Mistress, K4, Landing Strip, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Pope, Pussy Basher, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Standard Deviant, Standin Shit, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 29.
