Invisible Matt's Hash Runs 2026
(to run 2849 on September 5th from Lambeth North)
Run
Date
Location
Hare
Colliers Wood
The Pack: A Bit On the Side, Alice, Bedpan, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Elver, FLAR, Glitter Valley visitor, Head Mistress, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, Just Anna Hertfordshire, K4, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Marxist, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Nuts in a bag, Parson’s Nose, Pyles, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 5 others. Total 49.
Chiswick Park **WLH3 40th party Pre-lube**
The Pack: Pope, Alice, Beetroot, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Hash Cash, Hijacker, Invisible Matt, K4, Knickers, Martini Slut, Miss Muffet, More On, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Scrumpy, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 25.
Russell Square - **Valentines day Hash**
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, Airhead, Alice, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Belly Elliot CH3, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Bulldozer, Chi Su, Come Forth In Orange, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Flying Solo, Freeloader, Giving Head, Glitter Valley visitor, Gobbledick, Half Baked, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Hole in One CH3, Invisible Matt, Just John Visitor, Just liesl visitor, KC, Landing Strip, Lofty, Looberty, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Microscopic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Nose Dive, Not Out, Opee, Peebee CH3, Plan B, Pope, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Reach Around, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sin Bin, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Up My Ar@e, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 11 others. Total 74.
West Ealing **A to B run**
The Pack: Rambo, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Camel bowels, Down Underwear, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Martian Matron, Mouthwash, Parson’s Nose, Penchant, Ryde, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and 2 others. Total 29.