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Mad Cow's Hash Runs 2024

 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
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Sat Dec 21st
Pope
Ealing Common - LH3 Xmas Run and Party
The Pack: Pope, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Come Forth In Orange, Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Hands On, Hash Cash, Hijacker, Iron Lady, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Not Out, Optimist, Poutine, Pyles, Rambo, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Skidmark, Skylark, Slippery Comer, Smack the Oyster, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Timos, Tuna Melt, Wanking, Yorky Porky and 6 others. Total 49.
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Sat Nov 30th
The RoundHouse at Clapham Junction
Ryde and Tablewhine
Clapham Junction
The Pack: Ryde, Tablewhine, Beetroot, Chi Su, Chris Mulaik, Cliffbanger, Fat Bastard, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Giving Head, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, More On, Nice Erotica Nigeria Hash, Optimist, Pope, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Waterbreaker visitor and White Trash. Total 29.
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Sat Nov 16th
The Woodman Pinner at Northwood Hills
Mad Cow
Northwood Hills / Pinner
The Pack: Mad Cow, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Come Forth In Orange, Down Underwear, Drink Her Pretty, Freeloader, Fucks Like A Rabbit (FLAR), Giving Head, Hands On, Hijacker, Invisible Matt, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Not Out, Pyles, Rambo, Roll Back, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Wanking, White Trash and Yorky Porky. Total 37.
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Sat Oct 26th
Trafalgar Arms at Tooting Broadway
Sweetheart
Tooting Broadway **Halloween Has Come Early!!
The Pack: Sweetheart, Blood Stained Clothing, Boy Blunder, Down Underwear, Giving Head, Hands On, Hot Bot, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Mad Cow, Marxist, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Pyles, Rambo, Scrumpy, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 6 others. Total 30.
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Sat Oct 12th
Woodies Freehouse at Berrylands
Masterbaker
Berrylands **Note change in details**
The Pack: Masterbaker, Airhead, Beetroot, Bobo, Chi Su, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Fucking Close To Water, K4, Mad Cow, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and Woof Woof Woof. Total 24.
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Sat Sep 28th
Beer Merchants Tap at Hackney Wick
Fishy Fingers and Landing Strip
Hackney Wick
The Pack: Fishy Fingers, Landing Strip, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Bruno, Chi Su, Come Forth In Orange, Dawns Crack, Dirty Dozen, Down Underwear, Geli Visitor Bangladesh, Hash Cash, Hijacker, Hunting Cunt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Linford, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Must’va Crap, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Plank CH3, Pope, Poutine, Rambo, Reach Around, Ryde, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Sloppy Seconds, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 43.
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Sat Sep 21st
The Coach and Horses at Barnes Bridge
Minge & Tonic and Roll Back
Barnes Bridge
The Pack: Minge & Tonic, Roll Back, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Call Girl, Contour, Doner Kebab, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, For Sale Or Rent, Hands On, Hijacker, K4, KC, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Marxist, Miss Bean, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Pope, Pyles, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 2 others. Total 41.
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Sat Aug 31st
The Cheshire Cheese at Fenchurch Street
Rambo
Fenchurch Street - Treasure Hunt
The Pack: Rambo, Airhead, Bobo, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Flying Solo, Franziska, Geli Visitor Bangladesh, Giving Head, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Kling On (Melbourne), Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Miss Bean, Miss Muffet, Must’va Crap, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Plank CH3, Pyles, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Standard Deviant, Titanic Dickhead, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 31.
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Sun Aug 11th
Contour and Funky Gibbon
LH3 Away Weekend in Deal - Joint Run with Friends of the Mole
The Pack: Contour, Funky Gibbon, 69 Virgins, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Bush Squatter, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Cliffbanger, Down Underwear, Fetherlite, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Lego Las, Lofty, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Not Out, Nutsucker, Oral Bee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Proxy, Psychodelic, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Scud, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs and Titanic Dickhead. Total 50.
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Sat Aug 10th
K4 and Slippery Comer
LH3 Away Weekend in Deal - Joint Run with Friends of the Mole
The Pack: K4, Slippery Comer, 69 Virgins, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Bush Squatter, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Cliffbanger, Contour, Down Underwear, Fetherlite, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Funky Gibbon, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, Kenny, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Lego Las, Lofty, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Not Out, Nutsucker, Oral Bee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Proxy, Psychodelic, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Scud, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs and Titanic Dickhead. Total 51.
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Sun Aug 4th
The Queens Head at Hammersmith
Pope
Hammersmith - Joint Run with West London H3
The Pack: Pope, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Call Girl, Chi Su, Cover Girl, Drink Her Pretty, Eagermount, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Gay Socks visitor Colorado, Giving Head, Going Commando, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, Kanye, Katoyboy, KC, Kenny, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Prince, Pyles, Rambo, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Shiva (New Malden), Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Wacker, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 65.
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Sat Jul 20th
Wapping
Opee
Wapping
The Pack: Opee, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Call Girl, Chi Su, Chris Mulaik, Deep Klunge, Down Underwear, Drink Her Pretty, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Mad Cow, Man Bits, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Must’va Crap, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Special Needs, Standard Deviant, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 6 others. Total 47.
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Sat Jul 6th
Perivale Brewery at Perivale
Yorky Porky
Perivale
The Pack: Yorky Porky, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Doner Kebab, Doormat, Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, K4, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Not Out, Pope, Rambo, Scrumpy, The Nigerian and Wacker. Total 22.
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Sat Jun 22nd
The Stag at Belsize Park
Mouthwash and Scrumpy
Belsize Park - Hares Joint Birthday Run (**Note this is a change of location)
The Pack: Mouthwash, Scrumpy, African Queen, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Butt Plug, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Flying Solo, Fucks Like A Rabbit (FLAR), Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, Kermit, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Sam Ellis, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sparerib, Titanic Dickhead, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 4 others. Total 40.
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Sat Jun 15th
The Worlds End at Finsbury Park
Giving Head
Finsbury Park - GH's 10 Years in the UK
The Pack: Giving Head, Adam Lie, African Queen, Alice, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Catherine Brydan-Smith, Contour, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Juices Flowing, K4, Kiss Me Join Lagos Hash, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Linford, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Nice Cocker, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, On your back, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 5 others. Total 50.
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Sat Jun 8th
The Royal Standard at Wandsworth Town
Beetroot
Wandsworth Town
The Pack: Beetroot, African Queen, Alice, Big In Japan, Caboose, Chi Su, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Knickers, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Nice Cocker, Noisy Fucker, Pope, Pyles, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Woof Woof Woof and 3 others. Total 28.
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Sat Jun 1st
Bickley Arms at Chislehurst
Chi Su
Chislehurst
The Pack: Chi Su, 3S4D, African Queen, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Gay Socks visitor Colorado, K4, Kanye, Lady Chatterley, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Marxist, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Not Out, Pope, Pyles, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Testiculator, Titanic Dickhead, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 33.
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Sat May 18th
The Hercules at Lambeth North
Sin Bernard
Lambeth North
The Pack: Sin Bernard, African Queen, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bulldozer, Call Girl, Chummy Walker, Cliffbanger, Cowgirl Hunting, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Fucks Like A Rabbit (FLAR), Juices Flowing, K4, Kermit, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Microscopic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, On your back, Opee, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Prince, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Sam Ellis, Scrumpy, Simples, Skylark, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Tadpole, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Wacker, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 3 others. Total 50.
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Sat May 11th
Shelverdine Goathouse at Norwood Junction
Masterbaker
Norwood Junction
The Pack: Masterbaker, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Down Underwear, Hunting Cunt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kermit, Knickers, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Pyles, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Skylark, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 34.
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Sat Apr 27th
The George at South Woodford
Standard Deviant
South Woodford
The Pack: Standard Deviant, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Comes Too Soon, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Hijacker, K4, Kebab (FUKFM), Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Marxist, Mouthwash, Nice Cocker, No Foreplay, Opee, Optimist, Pope, Rambo, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt and Weeny Schnitzel. Total 31.
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Sat Apr 6th
The Globe at Brentford
Ryde
Brentford
The Pack: Ryde, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Butt Plug, Come Forth In Orange, Contour, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, KC, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Poutine, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and 2 others. Total 42.
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Sat Mar 30th
The Dukes Head at Richmond
Contour and Last Tango
Richmond - Easter Eggstravaganza & Hash Wedding Celebration
most attended of 2024!
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, Airhead, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Brown Nose, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Chocolate Millipede, Chocolate Starfish, Come Forth In Orange, Country Bumpkin, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Dunny Penny, Eagermount, FBI, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Fucks Like A Rabbit (FLAR), Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Lofty, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Marxist, Mary Poppins, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, On your back, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pickled Fart, Plank CH3, Pope, Proxy, Pyles, Queen Viper, Rambo, Reach Around, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Sarah the snail, Scrumpy, Simples, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Tadpole, Takobelle, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 8 others. Total 82.
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Sat Mar 23rd
The Colonel Fawcett at Camden Road
Fishy Fingers and Landing Strip
Camden Road
The Pack: Fishy Fingers, Landing Strip, 3 Beers, Bear Behind, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Call Girl, Come Forth In Orange, Contour, Down Underwear, Franziska, Freeloader, Going Commando, Goldilocks, Hands On, Josh Visitor Beijing, Juices Flowing, K4, Last Tango, Linford, Mad Cow, Marianne Stringfellow, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Sin Bernard, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 3 others. Total 45.
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Sat Mar 9th
The George and Dragon at West Drayton
Bhopal
West Drayton
The Pack: Bhopal, Airhead, Bare Foot, Big In Japan, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Castrato, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, K4, KC, Kenny, Kiss My Arse, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Nutsucker, Only Fan Rooms, Optimist, Peebee CH3, Pope, Russell in the Bush, Testiculator, Titanic Dickhead, Yorky Porky and 3 others. Total 36.
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Sat Feb 24th
The White Bear at Ruislip
Slippery Comer
Ruislip / West Ruislip
The Pack: Slippery Comer, African Queen, Alfred Conteh, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Castrato, Chi Su, Crusty Nuts, Down Underwear, Drink Her Pretty, Fat Bastard, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Hard to Come, Juices Flowing, K4, Kiss Me Join Lagos Hash, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Ryde, Tablewhine, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, White Trash and 2 others. Total 37.
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Sat Feb 10th
The Brockley Barge at Brockley
Mr X
Brockley - Gispert Memorial Run - Joint run with SLASH & Herts
The Pack: Mr X, Alfred Conteh, Bangers, Beetroot, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Caboose, Call Girl, Crash Test Dummy, Doormat, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Flying Solo, Freshly Spewed, Giving Head, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Kylie, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Philthegreek, Proxy, Pyles, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 5 others. Total 47.
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Sat Feb 3rd
White Trash
Eltham
The Pack: White Trash, Angel, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bouncer, Down Underwear, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Mad Cow, Mudplug, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Pope, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 24.
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Sat Jan 20th
Call Girl
Bank
The Pack: Call Girl, Bear Behind, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Brown Nose, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Come Forth In Orange, Contour, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Fishy Fingers, Franziska, Freeloader, Fucks Like A Rabbit (FLAR), Hands On, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, KC, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Linford, Mad Cow, Marianne Stringfellow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mr X, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 52.
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Sat Jan 13th
Mad Cow
Ickenham
The Pack: Mad Cow, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Bhopal, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Contour, Drink Her Pretty, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, Kenny, Last Tango, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer and Yorky Porky. Total 25.
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Mon Jan 1st
The Bear at Paddington
Reach Around
New Year's Day Run - Paddington at the Bear
The Pack: Reach Around, 5 Kauai Head Visitor China, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Contour, Down Underwear, Fishy Papaya, For Sale Or Rent, Giving Head, K4, Kermit, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Mouthwash, Parson’s Nose, Pyles, Rambo, Scrumpy, Smartarse, Sweet Potatoes (CH3), The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel and 2 others. Total 26.