Martian Matron's Hash Runs 2026
(to run 2830 on May 2nd from Kingston-upon-Thames)
Run
Date
Location
Hare
St James Park **LH3 50th Anniversary Hash**
most attended of 2026!
The Pack: Bobo, 2AM, Adam Lie, Airhead, Alice, Angel, Ball Breaker, Bear Behind, Bed Pan, Beetroot, Belly Elliot CH3, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bouncer, Butt Plug, Camping Gaz, Castrato, Cheap Shit, Chi Su, Chunderground, Cliffbanger, Contour, Cover Girl, Crash Test Dummy, Crusty Nuts, Dawns Crack, Doormat, Down Underwear, Dr Pussy, El C*nto (Joshua), F3Ways, FBI, Fergie, Fish & Chips, Fishy Fingers, FLAR, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hands On, Hash Cash, Heart Beat, Hijacker, Hole in One, Horrible, Houdini, Innocent Until Drunk LA Hash, Just Period visitor Germany, K4, Kanye, Keeps it up, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Lefty, Lofty, Lonely, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Nice Cocker, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Not Out, One in The Eye, Plank CH3, Proxy, Pyles, Rambo, Reach Around, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Salty rim, Sarah the snail, Scrumpy, Simple (Barnes), Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sparerib, Sperminator, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Testiculator, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Trigamist, White Trash, Wild Bush, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 14 others. Total 112.
Ravenscourt Park
The Pack: Bhopal, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Carol Egbuna, Freeloader, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Knickers, Martian Matron, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Must Bang, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, The Italian Blob and Woof Woof Woof. Total 25.
Northfields
The Pack: Pope, 3S4D, Bed Pan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Lady C, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Ryde, Sparerib, Standin Shit, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 28.
West Ealing **A to B run**
The Pack: Rambo, Bed Pan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Camel bowels, Down Underwear, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Martian Matron, Mouthwash, Parson’s Nose, Penchant, Ryde, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and 2 others. Total 29.
