London Hash House Harriers running and drinking club

Martian Matron's Hash Runs 2025

(to run 2783 on June 28th from Victoria)
 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
hash
Sat Jun 28th
Plumbers Arms at Victoria
Reach Around
Victoria
The Pack: Reach Around, Amanda Bird, Bhopal, Bobo, Chi Su, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, F3Ways, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Hedgehog, Juices Flowing, K4, Kermit, Kling On (Melbourne), Knickers, Landing Strip, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Oral Sex, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Vinny Shay, Woof Woof Woof and 3 others. Total 41.
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Sat Jun 7th
The Crown and Anchor at Chiswick Park
Knickers
Chiswick Park
The Pack: Knickers, Alice, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Chi Su, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Juices Flowing, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Miss Bean, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Scrumpy, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart and White Trash. Total 28.
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Sat May 3rd
The Hercules at Lambeth North
Sin Bernard
Lambeth North
The Pack: Sin Bernard, Bear Behind, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Camel bowels, Chi Su, Cowgirl Hunting, Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Smartarse, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 36.
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Sat Mar 29th
The Ascott at Eastcote
Slippery Comer
Eastcote
The Pack: Slippery Comer, Alice, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Drink Her Pretty, Freeloader, Giving Head, Going Commando, Hijacker, Hunting Cunt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Knickers, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Titanic Dickhead, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 35.
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Sat Feb 1st
The Cross Keys at Stamford Brook
Bhopal
Stamford Brook
The Pack: Bhopal, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Drink Her Pretty, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Must’va Crap, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Reach Around, Standard Deviant, Sweet Potatoes (CH3), Thunderthighs, White Trash and Yorky Porky. Total 27.
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Sat Jan 25th
Magpie and Crown at Brentford
2AM and Smartarse
Brentford
The Pack: 2AM, Smartarse, Angel, Beetroot, Bobo, Bouncer, Brown Nose, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Cyst Pit, Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, KC, Keeps it up, Knickers, Lady Chatterley, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Must’va Crap, New Balls Please, Nose Dive, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Proxy, Pyles, Radio Soap, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Scrumpy, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Wild Bush, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 48.
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Sat Jan 18th
JJ Moons at Kingsbury
Big In Japan and Not Out
Kingsbury
The Pack: Big In Japan, Not Out, Bhopal, Bobo, Des Res, Drink Her Pretty, K4, Knead, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Mudplug, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash and 1 others. Total 28.