Not Out's Hash Runs 2026
(to run 2821 on February 28th from New Malden)
Run
Date
Location
Hare
New Malden
The Pack: Ryde, Tablewhine, Airhead, Alice, Bed Pan, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, KC, Knickers, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart and 1 others. Total 29.
Sydneham
The Pack: Opee, Tuna Melt, 3S4D, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Hash Cash, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Just John Virgin Visitor, Just liesl, Kermit, Lady Chatterley, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Woof Woof Woof and Yorky Porky. Total 28.
Russell Square - **Valentines day Hash**
most attended of 2026!
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, Airhead, Alice, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Bulldozer, Chi Su, Come Forth In Orange, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Flying Solo, Freeloader, Giving Head, Gobbledick, Half Baked, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Hole in One, Invisible Matt, Just John Virgin Visitor, Just liesl, KC, Landing Strip, Lofty, Looberty, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Microscopic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Nose Dive, Not Out, Opee, Peebee CH3, Plan B, Pope, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Reach Around, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Up My Ar@e, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 13 others. Total 74.
Brockley - Gispert Memorial Run - joint with Herts
The Pack: Mr X, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Caboose, Chi Su, Crusty Nuts, Daisy (MKH3), Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Landing Strip, Last Tango, No Foreplay, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sparerib, Tablewhine, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tinkerbell (MKH3), Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 3 others. Total 38.
Clapham Common
The Pack: Alice, Adam Lie, Bed Pan, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Butt Plug, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, Landing Strip, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Nice Cocker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Prince, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt and 2 others. Total 33.