London Hash House Harriers running and drinking club

Titanic Dickhead's Hash Runs 2026

(to run 2833 on May 23rd from Hanwell)
 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
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Sat May 16th
The Sun at Clapham Common
Alice
Clapham Common
The Pack: Alice, A Bit On the Side, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Contour, Crusty Nuts, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Parson’s Nose, Pyles, Rambo, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 29.
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Sat May 9th
The Starting Gate at Alexandra Palace
Thunderthighs
**Golden Sh#wer Run**
The Pack: Thunderthighs, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Beef Cheeks, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Camel bowels, Chi Su, Crusty Nuts, Down Underwear, Flying Solo, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Lofty, Marxist, Miss Muffet, Mr X, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pussy Basher, Pyles, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, White Trash and Woof Woof Woof. Total 38.
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Sat Apr 25th
Standard Deviant
Wanstead
The Pack: Standard Deviant, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Glüh Fox, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Scrumpy, Sparerib, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 35.
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Sat Apr 18th
The Ferry Boat at Tottenham Hale
Just Hetty and Reach Around
Tottenham Hale
The Pack: Just Hetty, Reach Around, Bedpan, Bhopal, Bobo, Cover Girl, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Glüh Fox, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Landing Strip, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Moomin Mounter, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Titanic Dickhead, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 34.
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Sat Apr 4th
The Feathers at St James Park
Bobo
St James Park **LH3 50th Anniversary Hash**
most attended of 2026!
The Pack: Bobo, 2AM, Adam Lie, Airhead, Alice, Angel, Ball Breaker, Bear Behind, Bedpan, Beetroot, Belly Elliot CH3, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bouncer, Butt Plug, Camping Gaz, Castrato, Cheap Shit, Chi Su, Chunderground, Cliffbanger, Contour, Cover Girl, Crash Test Dummy, Crusty Nuts, Dawns Crack, Doormat, Down Underwear, Dr Pussy, El C*nto (Joshua), F3Ways, FBI, Fergie, Fish & Chips, Fishy Fingers, FLAR, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hands On, Hash Cash, Heart Beat, Hijacker, Hole in One, Horrible, Houdini, Innocent Until Drunk LA Hash, Just Period visitor Germany, K4, Kanye, Keeps it up, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Lefty, Lofty, Lonely, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Nice Cocker, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Not Out, One in The Eye, Plank CH3, Proxy, Pyles, Rambo, Reach Around, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Salty rim, Sarah the snail, Scrumpy, Simple (Barnes), Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sparerib, Sperminator, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Testiculator, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Trigamist, White Trash, Wild Bush, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 14 others. Total 112.
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Sat Mar 21st
The Angelic at Angel
Fishy Fingers and Landing Strip
Angel Islington *Hares bday & 3 year Hashyversary!*
The Pack: Fishy Fingers, Landing Strip, Belly Elliot CH3, Big In Japan, Broke Vac Mounting, Chi Su, Deep Klunge, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Giving Head, Head Mistress, Hey Siri, Hole in One, Just Monique, Kermit, Marxist, Nice Cocker, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, White Trash, Woodick, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 35.
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Sat Mar 14th
The North Star at Finchley Road
Big In Japan and Not Out
Finchley Road
The Pack: Big In Japan, Not Out, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Contour, Des Res, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Hands On, Hash Cash, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Katoyboy, Knead, Knickers, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Noisy Fucker, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Sperminator, Standard Deviant, Titanic Dickhead, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and Woof Woof Woof. Total 38.
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Sat Feb 7th
The Brockley Barge at Brockley
Mr X
Brockley - Gispert Memorial Run - joint with Herts
The Pack: Mr X, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Caboose, Chi Su, Crusty Nuts, Daisy (MKH3), Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Landing Strip, Last Tango, No Foreplay, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sparerib, Tablewhine, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tinkerbell (MKH3), Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 3 others. Total 38.