Titanic Dickhead's Hash Runs 2026
(to run 2849 on September 5th from Lambeth North)
Run
Date
Location
Hare
Lambeth North
The Pack: 3 Camels, Sin Bin, Airhead, Alice, Bhopal, Black Hole, Bobo, Chi Su, Crusty Nuts, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Freeloader, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kermit, Knickers, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Nuts in a bag, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Titanic Dickhead, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 42.
Colliers Wood
The Pack: A Bit On the Side, Alice, Bedpan, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Elver, FLAR, Glitter Valley visitor, Head Mistress, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, Just Anna Hertfordshire, K4, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Marxist, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Nuts in a bag, Parson’s Nose, Pyles, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 5 others. Total 49.
Belsize Park
The Pack: Mouthwash, Pussy Basher, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Dawns Crack, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Down Underwear, Elver, F*cker, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Full of Cream, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Keep the change visitor Phillipines, Knickers, Landing Strip, Lost soles, Martian Matron, Minge & Tonic, More On, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Reach Around, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shit Retainer, Sir Humpalot, Standard Deviant, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 3 others. Total 47.
Golden Jubilee Away Day! **PRE-REGISTERED ATTENDEES ONLY!**
The Pack: 3S4D, Lady Chatterley, A Bit On the Side, Airhead, Ball Breaker, Bear Behind, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bobo, Butt Plug, Called Away, Chi Su, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Hash Cash, Head Mistress, Hijacker, K4, Knickers, Lofty, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Must’va Crap, New Balls Please, Not Out, Pope, Pussy Basher, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Skylark, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs and Titanic Dickhead. Total 39.
**Sweetheart's 4th of July Hash** *Themed*
The Pack: Sweetheart, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Hands On, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 38.
*Hare's Birthday - bring a cup!*
The Pack: No Foreplay, A Bit On the Side, Airhead, Beetroot, Belly Elliot CH3, Bobo, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Elver, F3Ways, Freeloader, Hash Cash, Hijacker, Hole in One CH3, Juices Flowing, Just Christie, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Landing Strip, Man Magnet, Mouthwash, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, The Italian Blob, Titanic Dickhead, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 37.
Clapham Common
The Pack: Alice, A Bit On the Side, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Contour, Crusty Nuts, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Parson’s Nose, Pyles, Rambo, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Winnie The Puke and Yorky Porky. Total 29.
**Golden Sh#wer Run**
The Pack: Thunderthighs, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Beef Cheeks, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Camel bowels, Chi Su, Crusty Nuts, Down Underwear, Flying Solo, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Lofty, Marxist, Miss Muffet, Mr X, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pussy Basher, Pyles, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, White Trash and Woof Woof Woof. Total 38.
Wanstead
The Pack: Standard Deviant, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Glüh Fox, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Scrumpy, Sparerib, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 35.
Tottenham Hale
The Pack: Elver, Reach Around, Bedpan, Bhopal, Bobo, Cover Girl, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Glüh Fox, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Landing Strip, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Moomin Mounter, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Titanic Dickhead, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 34.
St James Park **LH3 50th Anniversary Hash**
most attended of 2026!
The Pack: Bobo, 2AM, Adam Lie, Airhead, Alice, Angel, Ball Breaker, Bear Behind, Bedpan, Beetroot, Belly Elliot CH3, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bouncer, Butt Plug, Camping Gaz, Castrato, Cheap Shit, Chi Su, Chunderground, Cliffbanger, Contour, Cover Girl, Crash Test Dummy, Crusty Nuts, Dawns Crack, Doormat, Down Underwear, Dr Pussy, El C*nto (Joshua), Elver, F3Ways, FBI, Fergie, Fish & Chips, Fishy Fingers, FLAR, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hands On, Hash Cash, Heart Beat, Hijacker, Hole in One CH3, Horrible, Houdini, Innocent Until Drunk LA Hash, Just Period visitor Germany, K4, Kanye, Keeps it up, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Lefty, Lofty, Lonely, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Nice Cocker, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Not Out, One in The Eye, Plank CH3, Proxy, Pyles, Rambo, Reach Around, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Salty rim, Sarah the snail, Scrumpy, Simple (Barnes), Sin Bin, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sparerib, Sperminator, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Testiculator, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Trigamist, White Trash, Wild Bush, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 13 others. Total 112.
Angel Islington *Hares bday & 3 year Hashyversary!*
The Pack: Fishy Fingers, Landing Strip, Belly Elliot CH3, Big In Japan, Broke Vac Mounting, Chi Su, Deep Klunge, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Giving Head, Head Mistress, Hey Siri, Hole in One CH3, Just Monique, Kermit, Marxist, Nice Cocker, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, White Trash, Woodick, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 35.
Finchley Road
The Pack: Big In Japan, Not Out, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Contour, Des Res, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Hands On, Hash Cash, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Katoyboy, Knead, Knickers, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Noisy Fucker, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Sperminator, Standard Deviant, Titanic Dickhead, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and Woof Woof Woof. Total 38.
Brockley - Gispert Memorial Run - joint with Herts
The Pack: Mr X, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Caboose, Chi Su, Crusty Nuts, Daisy (MKH3), Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Landing Strip, Last Tango, No Foreplay, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sparerib, Tablewhine, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tinkerbell (MKH3), Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 3 others. Total 38.
