Optimist's Hash Runs 2026
(to run 2839 on June 27th from St James Park)
Run
Date
Location
Hare
St James Park
The Pack: Chi Su, Sparerib, Alice, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Crusty Nuts, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Just Christie, Just Isabel, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Knickers, Landing Strip, Masterbaker, Must’va Crap, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Pope, Pussy Basher, Russell in the Bush, Standard Deviant, Standin Shit, Thunderthighs, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 31.
Ealing Common
The Pack: Giving Head, Airhead, Big In Japan, Bobo, Chi Su, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, Just Isabel, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 32.
**Golden Sh#wer Run**
The Pack: Thunderthighs, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Beef Cheeks, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Camel bowels, Chi Su, Crusty Nuts, Down Underwear, Flying Solo, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Lofty, Marxist, Miss Muffet, Mr X, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pussy Basher, Pyles, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, White Trash and Woof Woof Woof. Total 38.
Hampton Court **A to B run**
The Pack: Sir Humpalot, Airhead, Alice, Ball Breaker, Bobo, Butt Plug, Camping Gaz, Contour, Dingo, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Head Mistress, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, Mountain Beaver, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Rambo, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, The Jizz Mopper (Boston H3), Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 35.
Ravenscourt Park
The Pack: K4, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Butt Plug, Caboose, Clawed Balls, Contour, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, KC, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Optimist, Periodical, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Ryde, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smack the Oyster, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 48.
Paddington **Eels, London & West joint New Years Day Hash**
The Pack: Pope, Reach Around, Alice, Bed Spanner, Bedpan, Beetroot, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Broke Vac Mounting, Clawed Balls, Contour, Cover Girl, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Head Mistress, Heart Beat, Hijacker, Kermit, Landing Strip, Lefty, Mad Cow, Marxist, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Opee, Optimist, Petal, Pinis Grigio, Pussy Basher, Red Hot Dutch, Roll Back, Rox Off, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Sarah the snail, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Sweet Peacock, Tablewhine, Testiculator, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Wacker, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 61.
