Alice's Hash Runs 2026
(to run 2855 on October 17th from West Ealing)
Run
Date
Location
Hare
LH3's Golden Ball Hangover run
The Pack: Slippery Comer, Airhead, Alice, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bonnie, Bulldozer, Dawns Crack, Drinks on Me, Elver, FLAR, Flying Solo, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Head Mistress, Itsy Bitsy, Jock sparrow, Juices Flowing, Katoyboy, Kermit, Kiss Me Join Lagos Hash, Landing Strip, Martian Matron, Minge & Tonic, More On, Mouthwash, Naughty Boy, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sparerib, Sucker the Fucker, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 45.
Carlshalton
The Pack: Alice, Caboose, Denied Entry Montana, Down Underwear, Hands On, Hind Lick Manuever Montana, K4, Landing Strip, Must’va Crap, Philthegreek, Proxy, Sin Bin, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, White Trash and 4 others. Total 20.
Whyteleafe
The Pack: Masterbaker, 3S4D, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Butt Plug, Doormat, Down Underwear, Drinks on Me, Head Mistress, Just Wendy Visitor from China, K4, Knickers, Lady Chatterley, Landing Strip, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Proxy, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Strap On, Tuna Melt, White Trash and 1 others. Total 31.
Borough
The Pack: Run 2 Eat, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Chi Su, Crusty Nuts, Down Underwear, Drinks on Me, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Hands On, Hijacker, Itsy Bitsy, Juices Flowing, Kermit, Knickers, Marxist, Must’va Crap, Naughty Boy, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tuna Melt, White Trash and Woof Woof Woof. Total 29.
Rickmansworth
The Pack: Juices Flowing, Parson’s Nose, Airhead, Alice, Bobo, Butt Plug, Doner Kebab, Down Underwear, Drinks on Me, Freeloader, Hands On, Head Mistress, Kanye, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Sarah The snail, Scrumpy, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof and 5 others. Total 26.
Lambeth North
The Pack: 3 Camels, Sin Bin, Airhead, Alice, Bhopal, Black Hole, Bobo, Chi Su, Crusty Nuts, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Freeloader, Giving Head, Hash Cash, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kermit, Knickers, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Nuts in a bag, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Titanic Dickhead, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 42.
Epsom
The Pack: Airhead, Alice, Angel, Bedpan, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Bouncer, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Castrato, Contour, Down Underwear, Gooey, Head Mistress, Just Anabel, K4, Knickers, Last Tango, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Pussy Basher, Pyles, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tuna Melt, Winnie The Puke and 1 others. Total 35.
Colliers Wood
The Pack: A Bit On the Side, Alice, Bedpan, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Elver, FLAR, Glitter Valley visitor, Head Mistress, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, Just Anna Hertfordshire, K4, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Marxist, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Nuts in a bag, Parson’s Nose, Pyles, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 5 others. Total 49.
Uxbridge **BAG SITTER WANTED**
The Pack: Head Mistress, Sex toy, A Bit On the Side, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Down Underwear, F*cker, Freeloader, Hijacker, Itsy Bitsy, Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Naughty Boy, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt and Woof Woof Woof. Total 40.
Belsize Park
The Pack: Mouthwash, Pussy Basher, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Dawns Crack, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Down Underwear, Elver, F*cker, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Full of Cream, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Keep the change visitor Phillipines, Knickers, Landing Strip, Lost soles, Martian Matron, Minge & Tonic, More On, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Reach Around, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shit Retainer, Sir Humpalot, Standard Deviant, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 3 others. Total 47.
Ealing Broadway
The Pack: Pope, 3S4D, A Bit On the Side, Alice, Bedpan, Big In Japan, Bobo, Cameraman, El C*nto (Joshua), F*cker, Giving Head, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Just Sinead, K4, Lady Chatterley, Likkem, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pussy Basher, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Rear Entry, Run 2 Eat, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 43.
Norwood Junction
The Pack: Masterbaker, Alice, Bedpan, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Contour, Crusty Nuts, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, Just Anabel, K4, Kling On (Melbourne), Last Tango, Marxist, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Pussy Basher, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sex toy, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Winnie The Puke and Woof Woof Woof. Total 37.
St James Park
The Pack: Chi Su, Sparerib, Alice, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Crusty Nuts, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Just Christie, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Knickers, Landing Strip, Masterbaker, Must’va Crap, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Pope, Pussy Basher, Russell in the Bush, Standard Deviant, Standin Shit, Thunderthighs, White Trash, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 31.
Rotherhithe
The Pack: Boy Blunder, Reach Around, 3S4D, A Bit On the Side, Airhead, Alice, Beetroot, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Elver, Hijacker, K4, Kanye, Kiss Me Join Lagos Hash, Knickers, Lady Chatterley, Mad Cow, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Rambo, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, The Italian Blob, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 26.
Bromley South
The Pack: Masterbaker, Alice, Bedpan, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Breakfast Included (Beijing H3), Hash Cash, Head Mistress, Hijacker, K4, Landing Strip, Lost in M&S, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, Moaning Minnie, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Not Out, Nuts in a bag, Opee, Pope, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, White Trash and 1 others. Total 31.
Clapham Common
The Pack: Alice, A Bit On the Side, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Contour, Crusty Nuts, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Parson’s Nose, Pyles, Rambo, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Winnie The Puke and Yorky Porky. Total 29.
**Golden Sh#wer Run**
The Pack: Thunderthighs, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Beef Cheeks, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Camel bowels, Chi Su, Crusty Nuts, Down Underwear, Flying Solo, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Lofty, Marxist, Miss Muffet, Mr X, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pussy Basher, Pyles, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, White Trash and Woof Woof Woof. Total 38.
Hampton Court **A to B run**
The Pack: Sir Humpalot, Airhead, Alice, Ball Breaker, Bobo, Butt Plug, Camping Gaz, Contour, Dingo, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Head Mistress, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, Mountain Beaver, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Rambo, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, The Jizz Mopper (Boston H3), Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 35.
St James Park **LH3 50th Anniversary Hash**
most attended of 2026!
The Pack: Bobo, 2AM, Adam Lie, Airhead, Alice, Angel, Ball Breaker, Bear Behind, Bedpan, Beetroot, Belly Elliot CH3, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bouncer, Butt Plug, Camping Gaz, Castrato, Cheap Shit, Chi Su, Chunderground, Cliffbanger, Contour, Cover Girl, Crash Test Dummy, Crusty Nuts, Dawns Crack, Doormat, Down Underwear, Dr Pussy, El C*nto (Joshua), Elver, F3Ways, FBI, Fergie, Fish & Chips, Fishy Fingers, FLAR, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hands On, Hash Cash, Heart Beat, Hijacker, Hole in One CH3, Horrible, Houdini, Innocent Until Drunk LA Hash, Just Period visitor Germany, K4, Kanye, Keeps it up, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Lefty, Lofty, Lonely, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Nice Cocker, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Not Out, One in The Eye, Plank CH3, Proxy, Pyles, Rambo, Reach Around, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Salty rim, Sarah The snail, Scrumpy, Simple (Barnes), Sin Bin, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sparerib, Sperminator, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Testiculator, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Trigamist, White Trash, Wild Bush, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 13 others. Total 112.
Chiswick Park **WLH3 40th party Pre-lube**
The Pack: Pope, Alice, Beetroot, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Hash Cash, Hijacker, Invisible Matt, K4, Knickers, Martini Slut, Miss Muffet, More On, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Scrumpy, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 25.
New Malden
The Pack: Ryde, Tablewhine, A Bit On the Side, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, KC, Knickers, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Standard Deviant and Sweetheart. Total 29.
Russell Square - **Valentines day Hash**
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, Airhead, Alice, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Belly Elliot CH3, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Bulldozer, Chi Su, Come Forth In Orange, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Flying Solo, Freeloader, Giving Head, Glitter Valley visitor, Gobbledick, Half Baked, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Hole in One CH3, Invisible Matt, Itsy Bitsy, KC, Landing Strip, Lofty, Looberty, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Microscopic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Naughty Boy, New Balls Please, Nose Dive, Not Out, Opee, Peebee CH3, Plan B, Pope, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Reach Around, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sin Bin, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Up My Ar@e, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 11 others. Total 74.
Brockley - Gispert Memorial Run - joint with Herts
The Pack: Mr X, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Caboose, Chi Su, Crusty Nuts, Daisy (MKH3), Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Landing Strip, Last Tango, No Foreplay, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sparerib, Tablewhine, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tinkerbell (MKH3), Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 3 others. Total 38.
Clapham Common
The Pack: Alice, Adam Lie, Bedpan, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Butt Plug, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, Just Chris Harrison, K4, Landing Strip, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Must Bang, Nice Cocker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Prince, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs and Tuna Melt. Total 33.
Ravenscourt Park
The Pack: K4, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Butt Plug, Caboose, Clawed Balls, Contour, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, KC, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Optimist, Periodical, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Ryde, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smack the Oyster, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 48.
Paddington **Eels, London & West joint New Years Day Hash**
The Pack: Pope, Reach Around, Alice, Bed Spanner, Bedpan, Beetroot, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Broke Vac Mounting, Clawed Balls, Contour, Cover Girl, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Head Mistress, Heart Beat, Hijacker, Kermit, Landing Strip, Lefty, Mad Cow, Marxist, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Opee, Optimist, Petal, Pinis Grigio, Pussy Basher, Red Hot Dutch, Roll Back, Rox Off, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Sarah The snail, Scrumpy, Sin Bin, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Sweet Peacock, Tablewhine, Testiculator, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Wacker, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 61.
