London Hash House Harriers running and drinking club

Alice's Hash Runs 2026

(to run 2839 on June 27th from St James Park)
 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
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Sat Jun 27th
The Albert at St James Park
Chi Su and Sparerib
St James Park
The Pack: Chi Su, Sparerib, Alice, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Crusty Nuts, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Just Christie, Just Isabel, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Knickers, Landing Strip, Masterbaker, Must’va Crap, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Pope, Pussy Basher, Russell in the Bush, Standard Deviant, Standin Shit, Thunderthighs, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 31.
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Sat Jun 6th
Brunel at Rotherhithe
Boy Blunder and Reach Around
Rotherhithe
The Pack: Boy Blunder, Reach Around, 3S4D, A Bit On the Side, Airhead, Alice, Beetroot, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Elver, Hijacker, K4, Kanye, Kiss Me Join Lagos Hash, Knickers, Lady Chatterley, Mad Cow, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Rambo, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, The Italian Blob, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 26.
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Sat May 30th
Cork n Cask at Bromley South
Masterbaker
Bromley South
The Pack: Masterbaker, Alice, Bedpan, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Breakfast Included (Beijing H3), Hash Cash, Head Mistress, Hijacker, K4, Landing Strip, Lost in M&S, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, Moaning Minnie, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Not Out, Opee, Pope, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, White Trash and 2 others. Total 31.
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Sat May 16th
The Sun at Clapham Common
Alice
Clapham Common
The Pack: Alice, A Bit On the Side, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Chi Su, Cliffbanger, Contour, Crusty Nuts, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Just Isabel, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Masterbaker, Parson’s Nose, Pyles, Rambo, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead and Yorky Porky. Total 29.
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Sat May 9th
The Starting Gate at Alexandra Palace
Thunderthighs
**Golden Sh#wer Run**
The Pack: Thunderthighs, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Beef Cheeks, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Camel bowels, Chi Su, Crusty Nuts, Down Underwear, Flying Solo, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Lofty, Marxist, Miss Muffet, Mr X, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pussy Basher, Pyles, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, White Trash and Woof Woof Woof. Total 38.
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Sat Apr 11th
The Albion at Hampton Court
Sir Humpalot
Hampton Court **A to B run**
The Pack: Sir Humpalot, Airhead, Alice, Ball Breaker, Bobo, Butt Plug, Camping Gaz, Contour, Dingo, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Head Mistress, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, Mountain Beaver, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Rambo, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, The Jizz Mopper (Boston H3), Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 35.
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Sat Apr 4th
The Feathers at St James Park
Bobo
St James Park **LH3 50th Anniversary Hash**
most attended of 2026!
The Pack: Bobo, 2AM, Adam Lie, Airhead, Alice, Angel, Ball Breaker, Bear Behind, Bedpan, Beetroot, Belly Elliot CH3, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bouncer, Butt Plug, Camping Gaz, Castrato, Cheap Shit, Chi Su, Chunderground, Cliffbanger, Contour, Cover Girl, Crash Test Dummy, Crusty Nuts, Dawns Crack, Doormat, Down Underwear, Dr Pussy, El C*nto (Joshua), Elver, F3Ways, FBI, Fergie, Fish & Chips, Fishy Fingers, FLAR, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hands On, Hash Cash, Heart Beat, Hijacker, Hole in One CH3, Horrible, Houdini, Innocent Until Drunk LA Hash, Just Period visitor Germany, K4, Kanye, Keeps it up, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Lefty, Lofty, Lonely, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Nice Cocker, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Not Out, One in The Eye, Plank CH3, Proxy, Pyles, Rambo, Reach Around, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Salty rim, Sarah the snail, Scrumpy, Simple (Barnes), Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sparerib, Sperminator, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Testiculator, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Trigamist, White Trash, Wild Bush, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 13 others. Total 112.
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Sat Mar 28th
The Old Pack Horse at Chiswick Park
Pope
Chiswick Park **WLH3 40th party Pre-lube**
The Pack: Pope, Alice, Beetroot, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Hash Cash, Hijacker, Invisible Matt, K4, Knickers, Martini Slut, Miss Muffet, More On, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Scrumpy, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 25.
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Sat Feb 28th
The Royal Oak at New Malden
Ryde and Tablewhine
New Malden
The Pack: Ryde, Tablewhine, A Bit On the Side, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, KC, Knickers, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Standard Deviant and Sweetheart. Total 29.
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Sat Feb 14th
Friend at Hand at Russell Square
Contour and Last Tango
Russell Square - **Valentines day Hash**
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, Airhead, Alice, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Belly Elliot CH3, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Bulldozer, Chi Su, Come Forth In Orange, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Flying Solo, Freeloader, Giving Head, Gobbledick, Half Baked, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Hole in One CH3, Invisible Matt, Just John Virgin Visitor, Just liesl, KC, Landing Strip, Lofty, Looberty, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Microscopic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Nose Dive, Not Out, Opee, Peebee CH3, Plan B, Pope, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Reach Around, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Up My Ar@e, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 12 others. Total 74.
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Sat Feb 7th
The Brockley Barge at Brockley
Mr X
Brockley - Gispert Memorial Run - joint with Herts
The Pack: Mr X, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Caboose, Chi Su, Crusty Nuts, Daisy (MKH3), Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Landing Strip, Last Tango, No Foreplay, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sparerib, Tablewhine, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tinkerbell (MKH3), Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 3 others. Total 38.
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Sat Jan 31st
The Sun at Clapham Common
Alice
Clapham Common
The Pack: Alice, Adam Lie, Bedpan, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Butt Plug, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, K4, Landing Strip, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Must Bang, Nice Cocker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Prince, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt and 1 others. Total 33.
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Sat Jan 3rd
Prince of Wales at Ravenscourt Park
K4
Ravenscourt Park
The Pack: K4, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Butt Plug, Caboose, Clawed Balls, Contour, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, KC, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Optimist, Periodical, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Ryde, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smack the Oyster, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 48.
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Thu Jan 1st
The Bear at Paddington
Pope and Reach Around
Paddington **Eels, London & West joint New Years Day Hash**
The Pack: Pope, Reach Around, Alice, Bed Spanner, Bedpan, Beetroot, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Broke Vac Mounting, Clawed Balls, Contour, Cover Girl, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Head Mistress, Heart Beat, Hijacker, Kermit, Landing Strip, Lefty, Mad Cow, Marxist, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Opee, Optimist, Petal, Pinis Grigio, Pussy Basher, Red Hot Dutch, Roll Back, Rox Off, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Sarah the snail, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Sweet Peacock, Tablewhine, Testiculator, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Wacker, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 61.