London Hash House Harriers running and drinking club

Standard Deviant's Hash Runs 2026

(to run 2830 on May 2nd from Kingston-upon-Thames)
 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
hash
Sat May 2nd
Druids Head at Kingston-upon-Thames
Juices Flowing and Parson’s Nose
**Juices Flowing's Bday Hash**
The Pack: Juices Flowing, Parson’s Nose, 3S4D, Airhead, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Crash Test Dummy, Doormat, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Freeloader, Hash Cash, Hijacker, K4, Knickers, Lady Chatterley, Man Magnet, Miss Bean, Miss Muffet, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof and 4 others. Total 39.
hash
Sat Apr 25th
Standard Deviant
Wanstead
The Pack: Standard Deviant, Bed Pan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Glüh Fox, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Scrumpy, Sparerib, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 35.
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Sat Apr 18th
The Ferry Boat at Tottenham Hale
Just Hetty and Reach Around
Tottenham Hale
The Pack: Just Hetty, Reach Around, Bed Pan, Bhopal, Bobo, Cover Girl, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Glüh Fox, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Landing Strip, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Moomin Mounter, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Titanic Dickhead, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 34.
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Sat Apr 11th
The Albion at Hampton Court
Sir Humpalot
Hampton Court **A to B run**
The Pack: Sir Humpalot, Airhead, Alice, Ball Breaker, Bobo, Butt Plug, Camping Gaz, Contour, Dingo, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Head Mistress, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, Mountain Beaver, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Rambo, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, The Jizz Mopper (Boston H3), Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 35.
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Sat Apr 4th
The Feathers at St James Park
Bobo
St James Park **LH3 50th Anniversary Hash**
most attended of 2026!
The Pack: Bobo, 2AM, Adam Lie, Airhead, Alice, Angel, Ball Breaker, Bear Behind, Bed Pan, Beetroot, Belly Elliot CH3, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bouncer, Butt Plug, Camping Gaz, Castrato, Cheap Shit, Chi Su, Chunderground, Cliffbanger, Contour, Cover Girl, Crash Test Dummy, Crusty Nuts, Dawns Crack, Doormat, Down Underwear, Dr Pussy, El C*nto (Joshua), F3Ways, FBI, Fergie, Fish & Chips, Fishy Fingers, FLAR, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hands On, Hash Cash, Heart Beat, Hijacker, Hole in One, Horrible, Houdini, Innocent Until Drunk LA Hash, Just Period visitor Germany, K4, Kanye, Keeps it up, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Lefty, Lofty, Lonely, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Nice Cocker, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Not Out, One in The Eye, Plank CH3, Proxy, Pyles, Rambo, Reach Around, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Salty rim, Sarah the snail, Scrumpy, Simple (Barnes), Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sparerib, Sperminator, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Testiculator, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Trigamist, White Trash, Wild Bush, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 14 others. Total 112.
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Sat Mar 28th
The Old Pack Horse at Chiswick Park
Pope
Chiswick Park **WLH3 40th party Pre-lube**
The Pack: Pope, Alice, Beetroot, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Hash Cash, Hijacker, Invisible Matt, K4, Knickers, Martini Slut, Miss Muffet, More On, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Scrumpy, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 25.
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Sat Mar 14th
The North Star at Finchley Road
Big In Japan and Not Out
Finchley Road
The Pack: Big In Japan, Not Out, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Contour, Des Res, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Hands On, Hash Cash, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Katoyboy, Knead, Knickers, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Noisy Fucker, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Sperminator, Standard Deviant, Titanic Dickhead, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and Woof Woof Woof. Total 38.
hash
Sat Mar 7th
Prince of Wales at Ravenscourt Park
Bhopal
Ravenscourt Park
The Pack: Bhopal, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Carol Egbuna, Freeloader, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Knickers, Martian Matron, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Must Bang, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, The Italian Blob and Woof Woof Woof. Total 25.
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Sat Feb 28th
The Royal Oak at New Malden
Ryde and Tablewhine
New Malden
The Pack: Ryde, Tablewhine, Airhead, Alice, Bed Pan, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Carol Egbuna, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, KC, Knickers, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Standard Deviant and Sweetheart. Total 29.
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Sat Jan 10th
The Duke of Kent at West Ealing
Rambo
West Ealing **A to B run**
The Pack: Rambo, Bed Pan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Camel bowels, Down Underwear, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Martian Matron, Mouthwash, Parson’s Nose, Penchant, Ryde, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and 2 others. Total 29.
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Sat Jan 3rd
Prince of Wales at Ravenscourt Park
K4
Ravenscourt Park
The Pack: K4, Airhead, Alice, Bed Pan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Butt Plug, Caboose, Clawed Balls, Contour, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, KC, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Optimist, Periodical, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Ryde, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smack the Oyster, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 48.
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Thu Jan 1st
The Bear at Paddington
Pope and Reach Around
Paddington **Eels, London & West joint New Years Day Hash**
The Pack: Pope, Reach Around, Alice, Bed Pan, Bed Spanner, Beetroot, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Broke Vac Mounting, Clawed Balls, Contour, Cover Girl, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Head Mistress, Heart Beat, Hijacker, Kermit, Landing Strip, Lefty, Mad Cow, Marxist, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Opee, Optimist, Petal, Pussy Basher, Red Hot Dutch, Roll Back, Rox Off, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Sarah the snail, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Sweet Peacock, Tablewhine, Testiculator, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Wacker, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 61.