London Hash House Harriers running and drinking club

Noisy Fucker's Hash Runs 2026

(to run 2823 on March 14th from Finchley Road)
 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
hash
Sat Mar 14th
The North Star at Finchley Road
Big In Japan and Not Out
Finchley Road
The Pack: Big In Japan, Not Out, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Contour, Des Res, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Hands On, Hash Cash, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Katoyboy, Knead, Knickers, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Marxist, Miss Muffet, More On, Noisy Fucker, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Sperminator, Standard Deviant, Titanic Dickhead, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and Woof Woof Woof. Total 38.
hash
Sat Mar 7th
Prince of Wales at Ravenscourt Park
Bhopal
Ravenscourt Park
The Pack: Bhopal, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Carol Egbuna, Freeloader, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Knickers, Martian Matron, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Must Bang, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, The Italian Blob and Woof Woof Woof. Total 25.
hash
Sat Jan 3rd
Prince of Wales at Ravenscourt Park
K4
Ravenscourt Park
The Pack: K4, Airhead, Alice, Bed Pan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Butt Plug, Caboose, Clawed Balls, Contour, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, KC, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Optimist, Periodical, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Ryde, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smack the Oyster, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 48.
hash
Thu Jan 1st
The Bear at Paddington
Pope and Reach Around
Paddington **Eels, London & West joint New Years Day Hash**
The Pack: Pope, Reach Around, Alice, Bed Pan, Bed Spanner, Beetroot, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Broke Vac Mounting, Clawed Balls, Contour, Cover Girl, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Kermit, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Marxist, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Opee, Optimist, Petal, Pussy Basher, Red Hot Dutch, Roll Back, Rox Off, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Sarah the snail, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Sweet Peacock, Tablewhine, Testiculator, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Wacker, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 3 others. Total 61.