London Hash House Harriers running and drinking club

Noisy Fucker's Hash Runs 2025

 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
hash
Sat Dec 27th
The Sun Inn at Richmond
Minge & Tonic
Boxing Day post lube (M&T's Bday!)
The Pack: Minge & Tonic, Airhead, Amanda Bird, Angel, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bouncer, Brown Nose, Butt Plug, Caboose, Castrato, Cliffbanger, Contour, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Giving Head, K4, KC, Kiss My Arse, Knickers, Last Tango, Lego Las, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, One in The Eye, Opee, Optimist, Pickled Fart, Pope, Proxy, Pyles, Radio Soap, Roll Back, Rox Off, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Skylark, Slippery Comer, Smack the Oyster, Sweet Peacock, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Vinny Shay, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 51.
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Sat Dec 20th
Fishy Fingers and Landing Strip
LH3 Christmas Party
The Pack: Fishy Fingers, Landing Strip, 2AM, Airhead, Bed Spanner, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Come Forth In Orange, Contour, Don’t Go Down Under, Down Underwear, Erina Virgin, Foreskin, Going Commando, Hands On, Hedgehog, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, London Fag, Love Deuce, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Pyles, Reach Around, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Skylark, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Stayover, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Vulcan, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and Yorky Porky. Total 60.
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Sat Nov 8th
Down Underwear and Freeloader
Hoxton
The Pack: Down Underwear, Freeloader, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Chi Su, Contour, Crusty Nuts, Dawns Crack, Hash Cash, Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Kiss Me Join Lagos Hash, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pickle puller, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 34.
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Sat Nov 1st
The Hope at Carshalton
Alice
Carshalton
The Pack: Alice, Airhead, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Down Underwear, FLAR, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Marxist, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Parson’s Nose, Pickle puller, Plank CH3, Pope, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scarface, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Sleek Cheeks, Sparerib, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and 2 others. Total 28.
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Sat Oct 25th
The Arnos Arms at Arnos Grove
Fishy Fingers and Landing Strip
The Arnos Arms
The Pack: Fishy Fingers, Landing Strip, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Des Res, F3Ways, Giving Head, Hijacker, Just Abigail (9 yrs), Kenny, Marxist, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Orgasm (Addis Ababa), Pope, Rambo, Scarface, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sleek Cheeks, Sparerib, Standin Shit, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 3 others. Total 33.
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Sat Oct 18th
The Gregorian at Bermondsey
Woof Woof Woof
The Gregorian
The Pack: Woof Woof Woof, Beetroot, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Bulldozer, Chi Su, Contour, Dawns Crack, Deep Klunge, Down Underwear, Drink Her Pretty, Fishy Fingers, Hey Siri, Hijacker, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Marxist, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Pickle puller, Pusseye, Pyles, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Simples, Sin Bernard, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 41.
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Sat Sep 20th
The White Hart at Whitechapel
Bhopal and Standard Deviant
Whitechapel
The Pack: Bhopal, Standard Deviant, Beetroot, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Chi Su, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Hands On, Heavy Pants, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Knickers, Landing Strip, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Pyles, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Standin Shit, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 4 others. Total 32.
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Sat Jun 28th
Plumbers Arms at Victoria
Reach Around
Victoria
The Pack: Reach Around, Amanda Bird, Bhopal, Bobo, Chi Su, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, F3Ways, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Hedgehog, Juices Flowing, K4, Kermit, Kling On (Melbourne), Knickers, Landing Strip, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Oral Sex, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Vinny Shay, Woof Woof Woof and 3 others. Total 41.
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Sat May 24th
The Pocket at Highbury & Islington
Blood Stained Clothing
Highbury & Islington
The Pack: Blood Stained Clothing, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Come Forth In Orange, Dawns Crack, Flying Solo, Freeloader, Hijacker, Knickers, Landing Strip, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt and Woof Woof Woof. Total 26.
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Sat Jan 11th
Sweetheart
Balham **Sweetheart's Birthday Hash!**
The Pack: Sweetheart, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Chris Mulaik, Cliffbanger, Come Forth In Orange, Contour, Des Res, Drink Her Pretty, Fishy Fingers, FLAR, Franziska, Genghis, Hot Bot, Josh Visitor Beijing, K4, Kanye, Kermit, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Marxist, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Pope, Pussy Basher, Pyles, Queen Ib, Road Runner, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shit Face, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Sparerib, Thunderthighs, Timos, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof and 3 others. Total 49.