London Hash House Harriers running and drinking club

Opee's Hash Runs 2026

(to run 2846 on August 15th from Uxbridge)
 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
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Sat Aug 15th
Head Mistress and Sex toy
Uxbridge **BAG SITTER WANTED**
The Pack: Head Mistress, Sex toy, A Bit On the Side, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Down Underwear, F*cker, Freeloader, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Just John Visitor, Just liesl visitor, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt and Woof Woof Woof. Total 40.
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Sat Aug 8th
The Stag at Belsize Park
Mouthwash and Pussy Basher
Belsize Park
The Pack: Mouthwash, Pussy Basher, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Dawns Crack, Double Dickhead Visitor South Africa, Down Underwear, Elver, F*cker, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Full of Cream, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Keep the change visitor Phillipines, Knickers, Landing Strip, Lost soles, Martian Matron, Minge & Tonic, More On, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Reach Around, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Shit Retainer, Sir Humpalot, Standard Deviant, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 3 others. Total 47.
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Sat Aug 1st
The Kings Arms at Ealing Broadway
Pope
Ealing Broadway
The Pack: Pope, 3S4D, A Bit On the Side, Alice, Bedpan, Big In Japan, Bobo, Cameraman, El C*nto (Joshua), F*cker, Giving Head, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Just Sinead, K4, Lady Chatterley, Likkem, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pussy Basher, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Rear Entry, Run 2 Eat, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 43.
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Sat Jul 25th
The Portland Arms at Norwood Junction
Masterbaker
Norwood Junction
The Pack: Masterbaker, Alice, Bedpan, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Contour, Crusty Nuts, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kling On (Melbourne), Last Tango, Marxist, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Pussy Basher, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sex toy, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 37.
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Sat Jun 20th
Jonos at Ealing Common
Giving Head
Ealing Common
The Pack: Giving Head, Airhead, Big In Japan, Bobo, Chi Su, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, Just Sinead, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tuna Melt, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 32.
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Sat May 30th
Cork n Cask at Bromley South
Masterbaker
Bromley South
The Pack: Masterbaker, Alice, Bedpan, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Breakfast Included (Beijing H3), Hash Cash, Head Mistress, Hijacker, K4, Landing Strip, Lost in M&S, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, Moaning Minnie, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Not Out, Opee, Pope, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, White Trash and 2 others. Total 31.
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Sat May 23rd
The Viaduct at Hanwell
K4
Hanwell
The Pack: K4, 2AM, A Bit On the Side, Beetroot, Camel bowels, Freeloader, Generator, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Knickers, Landing Strip, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Sex toy, Sparerib, Tuna Melt, White Trash and 1 others. Total 23.
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Sat May 9th
The Starting Gate at Alexandra Palace
Thunderthighs
**Golden Sh#wer Run**
The Pack: Thunderthighs, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Beef Cheeks, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Camel bowels, Chi Su, Crusty Nuts, Down Underwear, Flying Solo, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Lofty, Marxist, Miss Muffet, Mr X, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pussy Basher, Pyles, Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, White Trash and Woof Woof Woof. Total 38.
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Sat Apr 25th
Standard Deviant
Wanstead
The Pack: Standard Deviant, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Glüh Fox, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Scrumpy, Sparerib, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 35.
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Sat Apr 11th
The Albion at Hampton Court
Sir Humpalot
Hampton Court **A to B run**
The Pack: Sir Humpalot, Airhead, Alice, Ball Breaker, Bobo, Butt Plug, Camping Gaz, Contour, Dingo, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Head Mistress, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, Mountain Beaver, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Rambo, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, The Jizz Mopper (Boston H3), Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 35.
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Sat Feb 21st
The Dolphin at Sydenham
Opee and Tuna Melt
Sydneham
The Pack: Opee, Tuna Melt, 3S4D, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Hash Cash, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Just John Visitor, Just liesl visitor, Kermit, Lady Chatterley, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Slippery Comer, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Woof Woof Woof and Yorky Porky. Total 28.
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Sat Feb 14th
Friend at Hand at Russell Square
Contour and Last Tango
Russell Square - **Valentines day Hash**
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, Airhead, Alice, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Belly Elliot CH3, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Bulldozer, Chi Su, Come Forth In Orange, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Flying Solo, Freeloader, Giving Head, Gobbledick, Half Baked, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Hole in One CH3, Invisible Matt, Just John Visitor, Just liesl visitor, KC, Landing Strip, Lofty, Looberty, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Microscopic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Nose Dive, Not Out, Opee, Peebee CH3, Plan B, Pope, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Reach Around, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Up My Ar@e, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 12 others. Total 74.
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Sat Jan 31st
The Sun at Clapham Common
Alice
Clapham Common
The Pack: Alice, Adam Lie, Bedpan, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Butt Plug, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Juices Flowing, Just Chris Harrison, K4, Landing Strip, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Must Bang, Nice Cocker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Prince, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs and Tuna Melt. Total 33.
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Sat Jan 24th
The Grosvenor at Pimlico
Airhead and Bedpan
Pimlico **Australia Day**
The Pack: Airhead, Bedpan, Adam Lie, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Chi Su, David quigley-Jones, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Just lies Visitor Virgin, K4, Lady Chatterley, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Plan B, Proxy, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sparerib, Sperminator, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Vulcan, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 46.
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Sat Jan 3rd
Prince of Wales at Ravenscourt Park
K4
Ravenscourt Park
The Pack: K4, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Butt Plug, Caboose, Clawed Balls, Contour, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, KC, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Optimist, Periodical, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Ryde, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smack the Oyster, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 48.
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Thu Jan 1st
The Bear at Paddington
Pope and Reach Around
Paddington **Eels, London & West joint New Years Day Hash**
The Pack: Pope, Reach Around, Alice, Bed Spanner, Bedpan, Beetroot, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Broke Vac Mounting, Clawed Balls, Contour, Cover Girl, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Head Mistress, Heart Beat, Hijacker, Kermit, Landing Strip, Lefty, Mad Cow, Marxist, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Opee, Optimist, Petal, Pinis Grigio, Pussy Basher, Red Hot Dutch, Roll Back, Rox Off, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Sarah the snail, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Sweet Peacock, Tablewhine, Testiculator, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Wacker, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 61.