London Hash House Harriers running and drinking club

Head Mistress's Hash Runs ALL

(to run 2774 on May 3rd from Lambeth North)
 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
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Sat Dec 28th 2024
The Wych Elm at Kingston-upon-Thames
Pickled Fart and Smack the Oyster
Kingston
The Pack: Pickled Fart, Smack the Oyster, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Caboose, Come Forth In Orange, Fat Bastard, Half Baked, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, Knickers, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Poutine, Queen Ib, Rambo, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Simples, Sir Humpalot, Skidmark, Skylark, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Tadpole, Thunderthighs and 1 others. Total 37.
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Sun Aug 11th 2024
Contour and Funky Gibbon
LH3 Away Weekend in Deal - Joint Run with Friends of the Mole
The Pack: Contour, Funky Gibbon, 69 Virgins, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Bush Squatter, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Cliffbanger, Down Underwear, Fetherlite, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Lego Las, Lofty, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Not Out, Nutsucker, Oral Bee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Proxy, Psychodelic, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Scud, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs and Titanic Dickhead. Total 50.
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Sat Aug 10th 2024
K4 and Slippery Comer
LH3 Away Weekend in Deal - Joint Run with Friends of the Mole
The Pack: K4, Slippery Comer, 69 Virgins, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Bush Squatter, Butt Plug, Call Girl, Cliffbanger, Contour, Down Underwear, Fetherlite, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Funky Gibbon, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, Kenny, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Lego Las, Lofty, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Not Out, Nutsucker, Oral Bee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Proxy, Psychodelic, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Scud, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, Thunderthighs and Titanic Dickhead. Total 51.
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Sun Aug 4th 2024
The Queens Head at Hammersmith
Pope
Hammersmith - Joint Run with West London H3
The Pack: Pope, Airhead, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Call Girl, Chi Su, Cover Girl, Drink Her Pretty, Eagermount, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Gay Socks visitor Colorado, Giving Head, Going Commando, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Houdini (R2D2), Juices Flowing, Kanye, Katoyboy, KC, Kenny, Kermit, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Prince, Pyles, Rambo, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Shiva (New Malden), Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Wacker, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 65.
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Sat Apr 20th 2024
Hoop and Grapes at Aldgate
Kanye
Aldgate / Aldgate East
The Pack: Kanye, African Queen, Bear Behind, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Broke Vac Mounting, Butt Plug, Cliffbanger, Contour, David quigley-Jones, Des Res, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Fishy Fingers, Fucks Like A Rabbit (FLAR), Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hunting Cunt, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Landing Strip, Last Tango, Lego Las, Linford, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, On your back, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Prince, Qualified Seaman, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 4 others. Total 61.
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Sat Sep 2nd 2023
Mouthwash
AGPU - Springfield Bowls Club
The Pack: Mouthwash, 2AM, Airhead, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Brown Nose, Call Girl, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Fat Bastard, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Freshly Spewed, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, KC, Kenny, Knickers, Linford, Lofty, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Must’va Crap, New Balls Please, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 7 others. Total 56.
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Sat Apr 15th 2023
The Woodman Pinner at Northwood Hills
Mad Cow
Northwood Hills
The Pack: Mad Cow, Bad Influence, Bed Spanner, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Des Res, Going Commando, Hash Cash, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Mouthwash, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Road Runner, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Smack the Oyster, So Fart Ana, Standard Deviant, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 2 others. Total 31.
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Sat Feb 18th 2023
The George at Wanstead
Standard Deviant
Wanstead
The Pack: Standard Deviant, Amanda Bird, Bad Influence, Bhopal, Bobo, Broke Vac Mounting, Des Res, Double-O, Down Underwear, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Kermit, Knickers, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mudplug, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Please Sir, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Vinny Shay, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof, Yui Tachibona and 1 others. Total 44.
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Sun Jan 1st 2023
The Bear at Paddington
Reach Around
New Years Day Run - Paddington
The Pack: Reach Around, Apple Bobbing, Beer Banger, Beetroot, Bhopal, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobbledick, Bobo, Brown Nose, Chummy Walker, Come Forth In Orange, Contour, Dawns Crack, Dipstick, Doner Kebab, Giving Head, Going Commando, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kenny, Kermit, Knead, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Marxist, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pussy Hunter, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Roll Back, Run 2 Eat, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, So Fart Ana, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, Yorky Porky and 12 others. Total 58.
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Sat Apr 9th 2022
Mother Kellys at Stratford
Reach Around
The Pack: Reach Around, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Broke Vac Mounting, Brown Nose, Chi Su, Contour, Dawns Crack, Deep Klunge, Double-O, Down Underwear, Eunuch, F 3 Ways, Going Commando, Goldfinger, Head Mistress, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Kermit, Last Tango, Lofty, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, More On, Murphys, Noisy Fucker, Not Contagious, Parson’s Nose, Penis Envy, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Titanic Dickhead, Unprotective Cox, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 3 others. Total 50.
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Sat Jan 8th 2022
The Dukes Head at Richmond
Contour and Last Tango
Tango's 21 hash anniversary. Joined run with Slash
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, Airhead, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Bobo, Bonnie, Brown Nose, Bulldozer, Castrato, Down Underwear, F 3 Ways, Freshly Spewed, Giving Head, Head Mistress, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Lil Naughty, Lofty, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Penis Envy, Pickled Fart, Pusseye, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Simples, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Tadpole, Testiculator, Thunderthighs, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 45.
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Sat Sep 19th 2020
Ruislip
Pecker
A pretty run-around Ruislip Lido and Ruislip Woods
The Pack: Pecker, Alice, Big In Japan, Bobo, Chummy Walker, Double-O, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Giving Head, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, Masterbaker, Minge & Tonic, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Vibrator and Yorky Porky. Total 21.
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Sat Aug 29th 2020
Greenford
Yorky Porky
Picnic and BBQ Run
The Pack: Yorky Porky, Alice, Bhopal, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Contour, Double-O, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Giving Head, Going Commando, Head Mistress, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Last Tango, Linford, Lofty, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Masterbaker, No Foreplay, Optimist, Pusseye, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Smartarse, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Wacker and 1 others. Total 31.
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Sat Aug 22nd 2020
The Hoop and Grapes at Blackfriars
Rambo
Rambo's Annual Treasure Hunt Run
The Pack: Rambo, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Brown Nose, Castrato, Chi Su, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Going Commando, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kam Jaga, King, Knickers, Linford, Lonely, Minge & Tonic, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Pyles, Reach Around, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Stevie Blunder, Thunderthighs and 2 others. Total 33.
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Sat Aug 15th 2020
The New Inn at South Ealing
Pope
The Pack: Pope, 2AM, Andy Sinclair, Caboose, Chi Su, Come Forth In Orange, Double-O, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Hands On, Hash Cash, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Lofty, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, More On, No Foreplay, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pusseye, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Tablewhine, Titanic Dickhead, Wacker and Yorky Porky. Total 37.
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Sat Aug 1st 2020
Richmond
Contour and Last Tango
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, Airhead, Alice, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Brown Nose, Bulldozer, Call Girl, Casting Slouch, Chi Su, Dawns Crack, Double-O, Down Underwear, Dunny Penny, Fat Bastard, Freeloader, Going Commando, Hands On, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Knickers, Linford, Lofty, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, New Balls Please, Not Out, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pecker, Pope, Pusseye, Qualified Seaman, Reach Around, Rent Boy, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Simples, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, So Fart Ana, Tablewhine, Tadpole, Thunderthighs and Yorky Porky. Total 53.
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Wed Jan 1st 2020
The Victoria at Victoria
Doormat
Doormat’s 4th New Year’s Day Run
The Pack: Doormat, Belches with Wolves, Bhopal, Black Hole, Bobo, Brown Nose, Chi Su, Crash Test Dummy, Dawns Crack, Double-O, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Kam Jaga, Knickers, Linford, Lofty, Marxist, Mick Mac, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Penchant, Pyles, Qualified Seaman, Reach Around, Roger the Cabin Boy, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Skylark, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Tablewhine, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Woof Woof Woof and 4 others. Total 42.
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Tue Jan 1st 2019
The Victoria at Victoria
Doormat
Hello 2019
The Pack: Doormat, Black Hole, Chi Su, Come Forth In Orange, Contour, F 3 Ways, Giving Head, Glad Rags, Hands On, Head Mistress, Katoyboy, Knickers, Last Tango, Mad Cow, Marxist, Mick Mac, Optimist, Orangutan, Pope, Reach Around, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sick Fucker, Skylark, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Unacceptable, Woof Woof Woof, Wouldnt Chew and 4 others. Total 33.
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Mon Aug 13th 2018
The Wrestlers at Highgate
Hash Cash
The Pack: Hash Cash, Bhopal, Black Hole, Call Girl, Down Underwear, Eugene Lim, Head Mistress, Impossible (Lion City sg), Knickers, Lofty, Mad Cow, Martian Matron, Marxist, Mick Mac, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Orangutan, Pog, Pope, Qualified Seaman, Road Runner, Scrumpy, Sparerib, Wander Off, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 8 others. Total 34.
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Mon Aug 7th 2017
The Prince of Teck at Earls Court
Contour
The Pack: Contour, 3 Beers, Black Hole, Called Away, Goldilocks, Hands On, Head Mistress, Knickers, Last Tango, No Foreplay, Optimist, Orangutan, Qualified Seaman, Queens Barge, Rambo, Reach Around, Ryde, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Unacceptable, Woman Tumbu and 3 others. Total 26.
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Sun Aug 14th 2016
The North Star at Leytonstone
Beau Geste
The Pack: Beau Geste, Caz Stanton, Contour, Digit Digester, Head Mistress, Last Tango, Lofty, Naked Gun (Penang), Oktoberfest Hooker, Orangutan, Slippery Edge (Amsterdam), Titanic Dickhead and Woof Woof Woof. Total 13.