London Hash House Harriers running and drinking club

Head Mistress's Hash Runs 2026

(to run 2843 on July 25th from Norwood Junction)
 
Run
Date
Location
Hare
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Sat Jul 25th
The Portland Arms at Norwood Junction
Masterbaker
Norwood Junction
The Pack: Masterbaker, Alice, Bedpan, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Chi Su, Contour, Crusty Nuts, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kling On (Melbourne), Last Tango, Marxist, Mouthwash, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Pussy Basher, Qualified Seaman, Rambo, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sex toy, So Fart Ana, Sparerib, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, White Trash, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 37.
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Sat Jul 18th
Bentley
3S4D
Golden Jubilee Away Day! **PRE-REGISTERED ATTENDEES ONLY!**
The Pack: 3S4D, A Bit On the Side, Airhead, Ball Breaker, Bear Behind, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bobo, Butt Plug, Called Away, Chi Su, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Hash Cash, Head Mistress, Hijacker, K4, Knickers, Lady Chatterley, Lofty, Man Magnet, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Must’va Crap, New Balls Please, Not Out, Pope, Pussy Basher, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Skylark, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs and Titanic Dickhead. Total 39.
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Sat Jul 11th
The Packhorse and Talbot at Turnham Green
Knickers
Turnham Green
The Pack: Knickers, Bear Behind, Big In Japan, Bobo, Butt Plug, Crash Test Dummy, Doormat, Head Mistress, K4, Landing Strip, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Optimist, Pope, Pussy Basher, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Standard Deviant, Standin Shit, The Nigerian, Thunderthighs, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 29.
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Sat Jun 27th
The Albert at St James Park
Chi Su and Sparerib
St James Park
The Pack: Chi Su, Sparerib, Alice, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Crusty Nuts, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Just Christie, K4, Kanye, Kenny, Knickers, Landing Strip, Masterbaker, Must’va Crap, Noisy Fucker, Optimist, Pope, Pussy Basher, Russell in the Bush, Standard Deviant, Standin Shit, Thunderthighs, White Trash, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 31.
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Sat Jun 20th
Jonos at Ealing Common
Giving Head
Ealing Common
The Pack: Giving Head, Airhead, Big In Japan, Bobo, Chi Su, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tuna Melt, Winnie The Puke, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 32.
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Sat May 30th
Cork n Cask at Bromley South
Masterbaker
Bromley South
The Pack: Masterbaker, Alice, Bedpan, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Bobo, Breakfast Included (Beijing H3), Hash Cash, Head Mistress, Hijacker, K4, Landing Strip, Lost in M&S, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, Moaning Minnie, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Not Out, Opee, Pope, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, White Trash and 2 others. Total 31.
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Sat May 23rd
The Viaduct at Hanwell
K4
Hanwell
The Pack: K4, 2AM, A Bit On the Side, Beetroot, Camel bowels, Freeloader, Generator, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Knickers, Landing Strip, Martian Matron, Marxist, Masterbaker, Miss Muffet, More On, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Sex toy, Sparerib, Tuna Melt, White Trash and 1 others. Total 23.
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Sat Apr 25th
Standard Deviant
Wanstead
The Pack: Standard Deviant, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Chi Su, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Giving Head, Glüh Fox, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Knickers, Landing Strip, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Scrumpy, Sparerib, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 35.
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Sat Apr 18th
The Ferry Boat at Tottenham Hale
Elver and Reach Around
Tottenham Hale
The Pack: Elver, Reach Around, Bedpan, Bhopal, Bobo, Cover Girl, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Glüh Fox, Head Mistress, Juices Flowing, K4, Kanye, Knickers, Landing Strip, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Moomin Mounter, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Roll Back, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Standard Deviant, Titanic Dickhead, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 34.
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Sat Apr 11th
The Albion at Hampton Court
Sir Humpalot
Hampton Court **A to B run**
The Pack: Sir Humpalot, Airhead, Alice, Ball Breaker, Bobo, Butt Plug, Camping Gaz, Contour, Dingo, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Head Mistress, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Man Magnet, Minge & Tonic, Mountain Beaver, New Balls Please, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Opee, Optimist, Rambo, Scrumpy, Shiva (New Malden), Standard Deviant, Sweetheart, The Jizz Mopper (Boston H3), Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 35.
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Sat Mar 21st
The Angelic at Angel
Fishy Fingers and Landing Strip
Angel Islington *Hares bday & 3 year Hashyversary!*
The Pack: Fishy Fingers, Landing Strip, Belly Elliot CH3, Big In Japan, Broke Vac Mounting, Chi Su, Deep Klunge, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Giving Head, Head Mistress, Hey Siri, Hole in One CH3, Just Monique, Kermit, Marxist, Nice Cocker, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Reach Around, Run 2 Eat, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Slippery Comer, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, Thunderthighs, Titanic Dickhead, White Trash, Woodick, Woof Woof Woof and 2 others. Total 35.
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Sat Mar 7th
Prince of Wales at Ravenscourt Park
Bhopal
Ravenscourt Park
The Pack: Bhopal, A Bit On the Side, Beetroot, Big In Japan, Freeloader, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Knickers, Martian Matron, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, More On, Must Bang, Noisy Fucker, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Pope, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Standard Deviant, The Italian Blob and Woof Woof Woof. Total 25.
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Sat Feb 28th
The Royal Oak at New Malden
Ryde and Tablewhine
New Malden
The Pack: Ryde, Tablewhine, A Bit On the Side, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bulldozer, Butt Plug, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, KC, Knickers, Mad Cow, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Scrumpy, Sex toy, Sir Humpalot, Standard Deviant and Sweetheart. Total 29.
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Sat Feb 14th
Friend at Hand at Russell Square
Contour and Last Tango
Russell Square - **Valentines day Hash**
The Pack: Contour, Last Tango, Airhead, Alice, Ball Breaker, Beetroot, Belly Elliot CH3, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Bulldozer, Chi Su, Come Forth In Orange, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Flying Solo, Freeloader, Giving Head, Gobbledick, Half Baked, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Hole in One CH3, Invisible Matt, Just John Virgin Visitor, Just liesl, KC, Landing Strip, Lofty, Looberty, Mad Cow, Man Magnet, Marxist, Microscopic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, New Balls Please, Nose Dive, Not Out, Opee, Peebee CH3, Plan B, Pope, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Reach Around, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sparerib, Sweetheart, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Up My Ar@e, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 12 others. Total 74.
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Sat Feb 7th
The Brockley Barge at Brockley
Mr X
Brockley - Gispert Memorial Run - joint with Herts
The Pack: Mr X, Alice, Beetroot, Bhopal, Big In Japan, Bobo, Caboose, Chi Su, Crusty Nuts, Daisy (MKH3), Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, Landing Strip, Last Tango, No Foreplay, Not Out, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Run 2 Eat, Russell in the Bush, Ryde, Scrumpy, Sparerib, Tablewhine, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tinkerbell (MKH3), Titanic Dickhead, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash and 3 others. Total 38.
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Sat Jan 24th
The Grosvenor at Pimlico
Airhead and Bedpan
Pimlico **Australia Day**
The Pack: Airhead, Bedpan, Adam Lie, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Chi Su, David quigley-Jones, Down Underwear, El C*nto (Joshua), Fishy Fingers, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, Just lies Visitor Virgin, K4, Lady Chatterley, Landing Strip, Lego Las, Mad Cow, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Opee, Parson’s Nose, Plan B, Proxy, Rambo, Russell in the Bush, Scrumpy, Sir Humpalot, Sparerib, Sperminator, Standin Shit, Sweetheart, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Vulcan, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 46.
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Sat Jan 17th
Ryans at Northfields
Pope
Northfields
The Pack: Pope, 3S4D, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Down Underwear, Freeloader, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Juices Flowing, K4, KC, Lady Chatterley, Martian Matron, Miss Muffet, More On, Parson’s Nose, Rambo, Ryde, Sparerib, Standin Shit, Tablewhine, Thunderthighs, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 28.
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Sat Jan 10th
The Duke of Kent at West Ealing
Rambo
West Ealing **A to B run**
The Pack: Rambo, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Camel bowels, Down Underwear, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, Invisible Matt, Juices Flowing, K4, Knickers, Landing Strip, Martian Matron, Mouthwash, Parson’s Nose, Penchant, Ryde, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel and 2 others. Total 29.
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Sat Jan 3rd
Prince of Wales at Ravenscourt Park
K4
Ravenscourt Park
The Pack: K4, Airhead, Alice, Bedpan, Beetroot, Bhopal, Bobo, Butt Plug, Caboose, Clawed Balls, Contour, Down Underwear, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Giving Head, Hands On, Head Mistress, Hijacker, KC, Kenny, Knickers, Last Tango, Marxist, Minge & Tonic, Miss Muffet, Mouthwash, Noisy Fucker, Opee, Optimist, Periodical, Pussy Basher, Rambo, Ryde, Sir Humpalot, Slippery Comer, Smack the Oyster, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Tablewhine, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Weeny Schnitzel, White Trash, Woof Woof Woof, Yorky Porky and 1 others. Total 48.
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Thu Jan 1st
The Bear at Paddington
Pope and Reach Around
Paddington **Eels, London & West joint New Years Day Hash**
The Pack: Pope, Reach Around, Alice, Bed Spanner, Bedpan, Beetroot, Black Hole, Blood Stained Clothing, Bobo, Boy Blunder, Broke Vac Mounting, Clawed Balls, Contour, Cover Girl, Dawns Crack, Down Underwear, Fishy Fingers, For Sale Or Rent, Freeloader, Ging Gang Goolie, Giving Head, Head Mistress, Heart Beat, Hijacker, Kermit, Landing Strip, Lefty, Mad Cow, Marxist, Miss Bean, Mouthwash, No Foreplay, Noisy Fucker, Nose Dive, Opee, Optimist, Petal, Pinis Grigio, Pussy Basher, Red Hot Dutch, Roll Back, Rox Off, Run 2 Eat, Ryde, Sarah the snail, Scrumpy, Sin Bernard, Sir Humpalot, Smartarse, Sparerib, Standard Deviant, Sweet Peacock, Tablewhine, Testiculator, The Italian Blob, Thunderthighs, Tuna Melt, Wacker, Weeny Schnitzel, Woof Woof Woof and 1 others. Total 61.